icarus✨

fanfiction author & general degenerate | #2 camilla hect stan after Pal and Nona holding hands | ao3: icarus_fell

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

ever since hadestown, griddlehark orpheus and eurydice has me in a chokehold. here's a poem.

[runasulienadanika]

down bad for Camilla Hect and Camilla Hect only.

[alectopaws]

[no beers in] life is too short and love is too long

[doityourselfbombs]

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

[runasulienadanika]

there's the Harrow Special (lobotomy) for when the situation is bad but it's nothing a minor brain damage and memory loss cannot fix, the Gideon Special (impaling) for when you just need to die relatively quickly and get it over with, the Camilla Special (setting yourself on fire) for when you don't necessarily need to die, just burn and suffer for a while because of Reasons, and the Palamedes Special (exploding) for when you just have to get out and leave nothing behind.

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

(with the explicit intent of being horny on main)

guys. camilla hect.

[runasulienadanika]

rip Camilla Hect, you would've hated airport security

[ic4rus-fell]

cue the scene in pirates at worlds end when they're searching elizabeth swann for weapons - that's cam right there

[decomposingfungi]

what if you were a COG in the IMPERIAL MACHINE but MARGARET THATCHER sent you to THE PAST to be the BOYTOY of a HOT FEMALE KNIGHT and that made you ANTIFASCIST

[radio-galaxy]

fuck you *webtoon-ifies your griddlehark*

here’s a comic i’ve been working on off-and-on for a couple months. it was a lot of fun getting to try out a scrolling format for a comic! if you actually scrolled and read this far, high five and thanks <3

[anactualswamp]

Locked Tomb Spoilers

Gideon doesn't believe Harrow is capable of loving anyone except the body. Harrow remembers opening that tomb with a face Gideon is so sure she can never earn. What Gideon doesn't seem to comprehend is that Harrow is 200 dead sons and daughters, a war crime, who was created to carry on a legacy of face paint, devotion to the Ninth, devotion to the emperor, devotion to cold duty, and devotion to guarding a tomb that she was never supposed to see. Harrow was 200 sons and daughters who wanted to be a child. 200 sons and daughters who never knew that beauty could exist in any way but darkness. Harrow loves the body in that tomb the same way 200 sons and daughters of a backwater planet might love anything that wasn't everything they always knew they had to be resigned to. Harrow loves the body like homesickness because somewhere in her very DNA is memory of what the body once was. This is why the body is dangerous. Why Jod doesn't want her looked on. The body is angry. The body is wrathful. The body was taken from Harrow's ancesters, and by extension, Harrow and Gideon. He could never fight the body and he could never inspire the way the body clearly has the power to. Gideon is resentful that Harrow is 200 sons and daughters in love with the home she can't know. And Gideon has no idea because no one but Jod knows. She is a stupid young woman from a backwater planet who can't tell the difference between wistful homesickness and love.

Harrow wanted to live long enough to see the body awake- the world return. She could not bare to live in universe without Gideon. Killing herself would kill Gideon. She lobotomized herself to protect Gideon's existence. She would rather live without a grasp on reality, not knowing what she was missing, than live in a way that erased Gideon altogether. That is love. That is Orpheus refusing to look at Eurydice because she knows that if she looks, then Gideon is gone. And she would rather ruin herself completely than lose her cavalier completely.

But all Gideon sees when the returns is a Harrow that didn't love or want her. Which is so fucking tragic. I simply can't.

[only-alter-idem]

they’re so one flesh, one end im crying

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

i love palamades sextus because it's like. he's "the greatest necromancer of his generation". he's jealous of an eighteen year old. he's in a codependant relationship with his cousin. he's writing erotic wlw fanfic on the wallpaper of his hallucinated River bubble. he rewrote known necrophysics. he was homewrecked. he finds those little outfits that nurses wear and strong work ethic and high test scores sexy. he's been in love with a woman seven years older than him since he was eight. he gave an ancient saint turbo cancer. he blew himself up. he's dead. he's alive. he's banned from selling erotic wlw fanfic he conceived in his necrophysically impossible River bubble. he's taking care of the dead soul of the earth in the body of a girl who lobotomized herself. he never forgets anything. and he isn't even technically the main character. NO ONE is doing it quite like him.

[peachxmoons]

i’m insufferable and i’m NOT sorry

[jinxfeetsies]

do you ever think jod was into simplynailogical and that’s why the lyctor capes are like that. because he wants the holosexual nail polish with cristine’s autograph on it.

[bodyintheriver]

Wip. I think the resurrection beasts are cool.

[orions-mistletoe-arrow]

Shout out to Paul for saving me from having to pick between Camilla and Palamedese for my favorite TLT character

[paleonymy]

John Gaius as a dad. Papa John, even