last of the giants

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[sliversoakley4]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[maxxie-or-smth]

i was crazy back then (8 minutes ago)

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[ryebreadgf]

my two favorite winners from the lyttle lytton bad opening sentence contest

[dughole]

sobs forever

[shopping4images]

[galesong]

let’s all make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

[cruel-hiraeth]

thinking with my pussy? call that cuntemplation

[apesoformythoughts]

“One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

[ludicrouslybad]

guys why is it lowkey thursday today 😭😅