addison I 20 I requests are open for ln4, fc43, mv1, ih6
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lando norris
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boss' daughter ★
lando's got a crush on zak brown's daughter but she's a little hard to get
american wedding
lando dating zak brown's daughter leads to a lot of pr disasters, like getting married in vegas
just pr
after being caught hooking up with lando, you both decide it would be good for your images to fake date. too bad you hate each other.
part two
be aggressive
the internet is curious as to why lando suddenly has an interest in american football, specifically with the dallas cowboys
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new years day
lando reunites with his childhood crush and only has a few days after christmas to confess his feelings
british slang ★
pranking lando is the only way he can finally get off his phone
charles leclerc
-smaus
vicious ★
lando's fans always attack you yet he does nothing to defend you, leading you into the arms of another driver
part two
franco colapinto
-smaus
we can't be friends ★
after a drunk hookup with your best friend, franco, you find out he has a girlfriend, leaving you alone and pregnant
part two
epilogue
i love you, im sorry
youre tired of your brother charles scaring off your dates, so you break his one rule—don’t date f1 drivers. you choose franco as revenge, but he doesn’t realize he’s being used and you don’t expect to fall for him
isack hadjar
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crush
in which comments isack made on lewis hamilton’s daughter’s old instagram posts resurface
summary: in which comments isack made on lewis hamilton’s daughter’s old instagram posts resurface
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yourusername
march 2020
montauk, ny
liked by lewishamilton, isackhadjar and 8,739 others
yourusername officially licensed and two weeks off of school...life is good
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user imagine being lewis hamiltons daughter and being able to just drive around the hamptons for fun😔😔😔😔
user omg we got off school too!!
yourbff shoutout to covid🙏
yourusername fr!! i lowkey didnt study for that math test we were supposed to have on thursday
lewishamilton be careful driving!! especially in downtown
yourusername yes father, you only told me a million times already
user i want her life so bad
isackhadjar are you doing anything fun in these two weeks?
user please tell me im not the only one stalking her account after that twitter thread showing isacks comments on her old posts went viral
user YES!! i thought it was fake but hes really here😭😭
user omg i am too and im getting second hand embarrassment… this boy has NO game
yourusername
march 2021
new york, new york
liked by lewishamilton, nicorosberg, and 8,128 others
yourusername quarantined birthday this year
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user nico still likes her pics💔💔💔
user im pretty sure he's her godfather so it makes sense
user the twilight cake is so real
isackhadjar happy birthday!! hopefully you still had fun even at home
user this is giving lando tweeting at carlos back in 2012
user he was crushing soo bad😭
user bro took being team lh too seriously and was literally trying to be a part of the family
user LMFAO his comments are so sweet and innocent though🥲 its kinda cute
yourusername
december 2021
abu dhabi, uae
liked isackhadjar, lewishamilton and 10,739 others
yourusername its okay guys, hes still the father of two of the coolest kids so hes a winner forever
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yourbff are you implying roscoe is your brother?
yourusername well yes my dad birthed him
yourbff im-
user its still fuck the fia and verstappen though
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lewishamilton true❤️
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user she was probably in attendance to see her dad win😭😭😭 this race was so rigged and unfair!!
yourusername straightened my hair for it and everything💔💔💔 (still very proud of my dad tho)
isackhadjar the final few laps were insane! can't imagine what it was like to be there
user LMFAOOO
user another one, thank you
user im gonna let these slide cause he was only like 17 when he wrote these
yourusername
september 2022
new york, new york
liked by sebastianvettel, lewishamilton, and 19,402 others
yourusername proud to admit that my dad chose my outfit
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user using her nepotism to get into ny fashion week...honestly i respect it
user omg she's slowly becoming a fashion icon like lewis, name a more iconic duo!!!
user imagine being styled by THEE lewis hamilton
user the way the older drivers are always in her likes is so cute! i know they don't play about her
isackhadjar amazing🤩
user this might be the worst one...he wanted the effin cookie so bad...
user its also the last comment he made😞 he got tired of the no response LOL
user he still likes all of her photos to this day though!
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isackhadjar
liked by liamlawson, yourusername and 153,425 others
isackhadjar miami weekend🇺🇸
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liamlawson was the first picture taken before or after you face planted?
isackhadjar can we please move on from that? PLEASE
user liam should not be making me laugh this hard😔 im a fake lawson hater i fear
user thanks for falling🙏 its now one of the most iconic f1 moments on history
user HADJOINTS!! I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE GREAT FALL OF 2025
user Y/N IS IN THE LIKES
user SHE FOLLOWED HIM BACK TOO
yourusername amazing🤩
user OH MY GOD IS SHE QUOTING ONE OF HIS OLD COMMENTS FROM HER POSTS LMFAO
user SHES SEEN THE THREAD😭
user this is hilarious, i know he's probably freaking out
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yourusername
liked by isackhadjar, danielricciardo and 382,492 others
yourusername miami weekend
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user i was so happy to see you back in a race😭 we missed u
user the caption is the same as isacks ajskhasjd is she soft launching or just fucking with him ?!?
user need the wag detectives to find out if thats isack on the last slide NOW
user does she know team lh and hadjar fans have come together on twitter to investigate if they're possibly together?
lewishamilton 🖤
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user okay drama aside, where the hell have you been and why is this your first race appearance in almost three years?
yourusername babes i have a job now🥲
user so you're capable of responding to this comment but not the other ones🤨
yourusername 🤐
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isackhadjar
liked by yourusername, yukitsunoda and 292,038 others
isackhadjar thanks twitter for exposing me twice in a row. it really paid off.
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yukitsunoda there's no way.
user I WANNA KNOW WHAT LEWIS' REACTION WAS
user he actually did it...he has joined the hamilton family...
user this is inspirational af. never give up on the girl of your dreams guys😭😭
user youre telling me she saw him fall flat on his face and thought yeah thats my man🩷
user this actually frying me cause what if they get in a fight then he has to race against her DAD
user are you going to take her last name when you get married?
user when their kids ask how they met they're gonna have to say through instagram comments😊
yukitsunoda how???
liamlawson bro im asking myself the same thing. it might be ai...
isackhadjar ITS NOT ?!? @:yourusername BACK ME UP
yukitsunoda its been thirty minutes and she hasn't responded...mate this isn't looking good for you
isackhadjar SHES LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME
user the way she liked the photo too but is ignoring his cries for help in the comments😭
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yourusername
liked isackhadjar, pepemarti, and 937,184 others
yourusername his boba eyes and obsession with me have captured me
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user THE LAST PHOTO LMFAO
user hello isack and miss hamilton, i am coming forward to say that i was the one that posted that twitter thread😀 i personally would like an invitation to the wedding
yourusername noted📝
user OMG
user wow she actually makes him look tall
user obsession is definitely the right choice of words
user WAIT I LOVE THIS SM
user he's a lot bolder than i thought, dating his idol's daughter is crazy
user no cause how did he manage to do that😭
isackhadjar @:yukitsunoda @:liamlawson
yukitsunoda it took you five years, don't try to flex right now🙄
user IM DEAD HE CLOCKED HIM
isackhadjar i told you to delete the last photo😣
yourusername YOU LOOK SO CUTE THO
nicorosberg when's he coming over for dinner?
yourusername next weekend??
danielricciardo im coming too
sebastianvettel ill bring the wine
yukitsunoda can i come too and bring liam?
lewishamilton yes! we'll all be there saturday night!
yourusername YAY IM SO EXCITED
isackhadjar hah...me too...
user OH MY GOD ISACK IS PROBABLY SHITTING HIMSELF RN
user y/n and isack being the reason for a brocedes reunion is sending me
epilogue for we can't be friends💘: in which you are coparenting with franco while he's still trying everything to prove his love for you
part one, part two
🔒yourusername
liked by francolapinto, alexpriv and 286 others
yourusername so in loveee
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user bring her to argentina already i wanna meet her😩
user too cute
francolapinto amazing, gorgeous, perfect😍 oh and lucia is there too
alexpriv ?!?!?! is this your version of your compliment
yourusername thank you for insulting our daughter
alexpriv get his ass
francolapinto WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG ARGGHHH
alexpriv so nice and peaceful like why would a man be there
francolapinto 😐
francolapinto
liked by alexpriv, lando and 1,639,027 others
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user no caption or anything like okay!
user idk why this being posted with no context is sending me
user OMG A Y/N SIGHTING
user i thought y/n went public for a second
alexpriv mine
francolapinto 😡
user how does she look so good postpartum omg
yourusername ?
francolapinto you just looked beautiful here
user awww this is actually soo cute (whens it gonna be my turn😔)
user franco's loverboy era, thought id never see the day
user does bro know the qatar grand prix is in less than a week
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yourusername posted a story
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alexpriv WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHERS WE MUST STAY FOCUSED
alexpriv REMEMBER ALL THE EVIL CRIMES HE COMMITTED
yourusername 😭😭😭
yourusername am i stupid to think hes actually sorry?
alexpriv you’re not stupid. you just have a really really really soft heart. especially for him🤢
yourusername i hate it here
alexpriv ill be honest and give him SOME credit (even though its physically hurting me) but i do think hes sorry too. that doesnt mean you have to forgive if you dont want to though
yourusername yeah i told him i cant promise anything just yet
alexpriv good. hes gotta earn it
yourusername then he proceeded to invite me to the abu dhabi gp😭
alexpriv um what
yourusername he said i deserved a small break and offered to fly me out, have someone watch lucia, and just let me relax. like we used to.
alexpriv ugh. thats actually really thoughtful. i hate thats hes being a decent human rn
yourusername same
alexpriv my first instinct was to tell you not to go. but if you do go…
alexpriv does that mean lucia will be mine for a whole weekend😍😍😍
yourusername obviously. who else?
alexpriv then that sounds like an amazing idea!
yourusername fake loyalty.
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francolapinto
liked by yourusername and 930,529 others
francolapinto p3. nice way to end the season🏆
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user don't ever get rid of y/n😭 she's your lucky charm
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user bro knew he had to show out in front of his girl
user was this masterclass fueled by y/n's presence be honest
user love how all these comments are about y/n
user you guys are so cute, im following you home🤣
user do you guys need a nanny, i volunteer
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yourusername posted a story
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alexpriv this looks like a date night outfit...
yourusername shut up😭 other people will be there
alexpriv whatever you sayyy
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🔒yourusername
liked by francolapinto and 238 others
yourusername chat i folded😔
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user I KNEW IT
user i honestly could tell since high school this was how it was gonna end
alexpriv NOOOOOOO
alexpriv i knew something was off when you came back home
yourusername i was gonna tell you i swear
alexpriv i feel like i just got shot
yourusername 😭
francolapinto mine forever hehehe
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alexpriv girl whatever
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francolapinto
liked by yourusername, lando, and 1,392,329 others
francolapinto my favorite girls
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user arghaghfgh someone tell baby y/n and franco that they now have a baby of their own
user WAIT HE FINALLY CONFIRMED THE BABYS GENDER AWW
user future f1 academy champion lets gooo
user i love it when hot people date
yourusername you wanna do your favorite girl a favor and change your other favorite girl's diaper?😊
francolapinto fine...
user LMFAOO i love y/n
user my parasocial relationship with these two is getting out of hand cause why did i tear up of the thought of them raising a baby together
summary: after months of hiding your pregnancy, one mistake ruins your peace
notes: this is kinda chaotic idk how to feel about it lol
part one
masterlist
july 2025
🔒yourusername
346 likes
yourusername quick baby bump update at the six month mark💘🎀
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user your bump omg!!! so cute
user ur having a girl whattt🥹🥹🥹
user missing u in argentina <3
user you were born to be a girl mom🩷
alexpriv i took two out of three of these pictures. i feel like the father.
yourusername um you literally are the father of my child tho??
alexpriv considering im the one who goes out to buy your weird cravings, i might as well be!
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yourusername posted stories
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alexpriv did you go out alone? i wouldve gone with u babes
yourusername actually😬😬😬 i accepted francos mom’s offer to eat lunch together
alexpriv um what
yourusername …and i told her about the baby
alexpriv um WHAT
yourusername i cant lie to her!! shes like my second mom :( she didnt ask who the father was though so i didnt mention it either
alexpriv oh gosh is she gonna tell franco?
yourusername she said she wont. she knows we dont talk anymore, she just doesnt know why. ig franco didnt tell her about everything
alexpriv of course he didnt🙄🙄
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f1
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f1 BREAKING: Franco Colapinto will race for BWT Alpine for the remainder of the 2025 season. He will be replacing Jack Doohan starting at the Belgian Grand Prix.
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user yay he’ll have money to support the baby
user this couldnt have been announced at a worse time😭
user wait why ?? am i late to the gossip
user girl go on twitter. everybodys freaking out saying he impregnanted his best friend
user WHAT SHSHSKSLSL
user someone posted a picture of his mom and his best friend (who he was always shipped with) and she was definitely pregnant
user twitter is nothing compared to the argentinean gossip shows, theyre milking tf out of this rumor
user they on twitter saying hes a baby daddy
user alpine pr had to come up with something real quick!
user congratulations on the promotion! oh and the baby🍼🍼
user guys what if franco is not the father…
user omg that would be so embarrassing for everyone in these comments
user nah that would be hilarious😭😭
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yourusername posted stories
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alexpriv you are SO unserious😭
yourusername babes my life is falling apart! humor is the only thing getting me through
alexpriv should we just run away to a different country again?
yourusername yes! i heard canada is nice!
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🔒yourusername
294 likes
yourusername life is too chaotic. im just gonna sleep until i have to give birth brb
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user girl see u in three months i guess
user gonna miss ur baby bump updates🥹
alexpriv oh when i told u to get off your phone you actually took that seriously LOL
yourusername in my selena gomez era and deleting all social medias bye
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alpinef1team
425,294 likes
alpinef1team Alpine F1 Team Statement.
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user man what is going on with colapinto this season? he's barely scoring points, now this?
user at this point just give doohan his seat back🤣
user i thought briatore said they were going to move on from these "distractions" ?? why is he missing a race now?
user and when we needed him the most, he vanished😔
user so unfair!! do you know how many fans flew out to see him race??
user wow everyone is being so insensitive, it clearly states family emergency!! all other drivers would choose their family over racing!!
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yourusername posted a story
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yourusername posted a story
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alexpriv i leave you two alone for a few hours and now he's laying down in MY bed😒
yourusername LOL to be fair, i was the one that told him to get some rest
alexpriv um what the hell ?? you are being too nice to that man
yourusername that man is unfortunately the father of my child
alexpriv wasnt much of a father these past nine months
yourusername trust me I KNOW. but honestly right now im just happy lucia is healthy and perfect, i don't want to deal with the drama right now
alexpriv ill deal with it on your behalf and get him out of there.
yourusername 😭😭 don't worry ill let you kill him another time for now im just gonna nap
alexpriv WAIT I NEED A DEBRIEF OF YOUR CONVERSATION WITH HIM AFTER I LEFT THE ROOM
alexpriv HELLO??
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yourusername little lucia💘
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user oh my god she's perfect!! congratulations bby
user lucia omg❤️ beautiful name for a beautiful baby
user i cannot wait for you to bring her home!! gonna shower her with gifts
alexpriv OMFG I LOVE HER SO MUCH ALREADY I WOULD KILL FOR HER
alexpriv so honored to be her godmother <3 im still crying
alexpriv okay but that debrief though...
yourusername ill text u rn dummy😭
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francolapinto
liked by lando, pierregasly and 2,490,245 others
francolapinto ❤️
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user I KNEW IT OMG
user HELLO?
user he missed the race to be at the birth🥹
user honestly i applaud you for being able to keep this a secret
user Y/N X FRANCO TRUTHERS WE WON
user and they called us crazy for believing these rumors
lando congratulations mate!
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epilogue out now ♡‧₊˚
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(im so disorganized when it comes to tags, if i missed u i apologize😵💫)
summary: in which youre tired of your brother charles scaring off your dates, so you break his one rule—don’t date f1 drivers. you choose franco as revenge, but he doesn’t realize he’s being used and you don’t expect to fall for him.
tags: leclerc!reader, a bit of angst, DRAMA💜
notes: im still using my phone to post cause I haven't replaced my laptop lol so enjoy this draft. it was made during franco's rookie season so keep that in mind‼️
masterlist 1k celebration
yourusername
liked by charles_leclerc, francolapinto and 15,493 others
yourusername night out
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user picnic date??🤨
user is she soft launching omg
charles_leclerc why have you turned off your location?
user she just posted 2 seconds ago, how fast do you type😭
user baby leclerc is on a date aww
arthur_leclerc charles says to answer to ur phone asap
yourusername well tell charles he is one call away from getting blocked
user charles is an annoying older brother confirmed✅
alexandrasaintmleux 😍
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user her brothers freaking out in the comments is killing me
user free y/n from charles
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f1gossip
liked by arthur_leclerc and 27,290 others
f1gossip Y/n Leclerc on Lily Muni's instagram stories today. Many believe she's Franco's guest for the Abu Dhabi GP.
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user SHES AT WILLIAMS GARAGE??
user seeing her outside of ferrari isnt right...
user IS CHARLES OKAY???
user and she was pictured hugging franco earlier today oop-
user and she finally followed him back on ig 👀
user arthur liked this so hes probably showing charles right now😭
user poor y/n is probably gonna have her phone blowing up rn
user knowing francos been lurking in her likes before he even became an f1 driver is so funny
user was not expecting this but im obsessed
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yourusername 📍abu dhabi
liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris and 45,839 others
yourusername another gp, but different view this time
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user SHES SOFT LAUNCHING FR THIS TIME
user so who gave u those flowers🤔
francolapinto better* view this time
arthur_leclerc do you have a death wish?
charles_leclerc you are lucky the season is over.
yourusername CHILL OUT???
francolapinto oh...
alexandrasaintmleux i need a debrief
yourusername yes yes😋 lets meet up at our usual place for drinks?
alexandrasaintmleux yes! ill text u
charles_leclerc IM COMING WITH
yourusername pls do not bring ur bf with
charles_leclerc I AM ALSO UR BROTHER! AND UNBLOCK MY PHONE NUMBER
user charles crashing out while franco is probably hiding in some corner rn
charles_leclerc i am calling maman and demanding a family meeting. you better show up, im not playing games anymore!
yourusername "no more mr nice guy" ahh reaction
arthur_leclerc lmfao
yourusername what are you laughing at?
arthur_leclerc nothing damn!
carlossainz55 hey so your brother is on the verge of a heart attack
yourusername is that ugly vein on his forehead protruding rn
carlossainz55 yeah actually wow! ive never noticed that
charles_leclerc ?!?!
yourusername 📍buenos aires
liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc and 34,324 others
yourusername my tour guide around argentina is pretty cute
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user oh mygosh i was not expecting the hard launch so soon
user just gonna patiently wait for charles comments now
user the hottest couple ever omfg
leclerc_pascale hope youre having fun ma chérie❤️ be safe!
yourusername i am maman❤️ ill see you soon
charles_leclerc MAMAN?!?!
charles_leclerc this is just unnatural.
yourusername there's something seriously wrong with you but we gon get you professional help i promise <3
landonorris remember when i looked at you for 0.3 seconds and charles barked at me
charles_leclerc you were ogling. not staring.
alexandrasaintmleux you two make an ugly pairing.
yourusername CHARLES GIVE ALEX HER PHONE BACK?!
alexandrasaintmleux no.
francolapinto your natural hair😍😍
yourusername 🩷
user wait this was cute-
charles_leclerc barf.
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yourusername posted a close friends story
alexandrasaintmleux if this is franco, i’m gonna lose it.
yourusername um… so it’s franco.
alexandrasaintmleux YOU WERE JUST TOGETHER THOUGH??? IN ARGENTINA??
yourusername yeah, so… i kinda joked that he should come to monaco if he was serious about asking me out.
yourusername and he actually did😀😀
alexandrasaintmleux y/n!!! i thought this was one of your schemes to mess with charles?? this is starting to sound serious?
yourusername I KNOW AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
yourusername i thought he was just some fuckboy who wanted to sleep with me since he’s literally been flirting with me since day one, but now he’s saying he actually wants something serious.
alexandrasaintmleux oh my god. im actually speechless right now.
alexandrasaintmleux does he know the real reason you agreed to a date in the first place…
yourusername … no.
yourusername but in my defense, i didn’t think he’d take it seriously!! i thought he was just messing with me like always, so i went along with it to annoy charles.
yourusername and now he’s out here being all sweet and genuine and saying he actually wants to be with me and i think i might be in trouble.
alexandrasaintmleux 🤨🤨you’ve accidentally fallen for him, haven’t you?
yourusername …no comment
alexandrasaintmleux oh god, I'm nervous on how this is gonna end
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yourusername
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yourusername maman and i got a new chef and he was 1/10 would not recommend
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user so they're actually the only couple ever!
user maman leclerc approves aww
arthur_leclerc wow even I feel betrayed, am i being replaced?
user the leclerc men are so dramatic i'm crying
user wait I CAN CALL HER MY FAVORITE WAG NOW😜
lorenzotl beautiful ladies! so sad i couldn't make it
charles_leclerc excuse me?!?? am i not apart of the family anymore where I don't get invites😒
arthur_leclerc i didn't get one either...this hurts
charles_leclerc i've honestly run out of things to say
yourusername good cause he's coming to maman's birthday party
summary: after a drunk hookup with your best friend, franco, you find out he has a girlfriend, leaving you alone and pregnant
song inspo: ₊‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊‧₊
masterlist
part two
yourusername
liked by francolapinto, yourbff and 12,424 others
yourusername summers almost gone :(
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user franco being on this three times🤨
user prettiest girl
francolapinto THE LAST PHOTO??
yourusername your mom just showed it to me last night and we laughed for like 5 mins
francolapinto te odio😐
yourusername 😘
user i am once again asking for you two to admit youre in love with each other
user chat why is nobody freaking out? this feels like a soft launch
user noooo they've been best friends since they were kids, they always post like this
user man i wish this was a soft launch, they need to get together already
user drop the photo franco was taking omg
user childhood bffs to lovers trope about to go crazyy
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yourusername posted stories
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user winning the idgaf war ily
user wheres franco?
user i can finally call u my favorite wag!!
user we know ur dating franco just hard launch already😩
user we better see you at the australia gp!!!
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f1gossip
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f1gossip Looks like we were wrong about Franco dating his best friend, Y/n Y/l/n. He was spotted leaving the Australian GP holding hands with another woman and according to sources closer to him, he's been seeing this woman for a few weeks now.
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user please say sike rn
user NOOOOOOOOOO
user franco you had ONE JOB
user he really made f1twt freak out over nothing
user wait a damn minute- if they've been dating for weeks, does that mean he cheated on her with y/n????
user honestly i support that.
user or maybe y/n and franco really are just friends🤷♀️ they never confirmed anything
user y/n deserves better bye
user whys this making me mad, i need to touch grass i fear
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yourusername posted a story
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f1gossip
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f1gossip Following rumors about a love triangle with best friend, Franco Colapinto, Y/n has removed followers and gone private on all social medias.
Franco and his family were removed as followers as well.
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user so this basically confirms the rumors, franco is a two timer.
user she also blocked franco😭 shes no longer tagged on any of his posts
user how did we go from thinking they were dating to this...
user removing his family is crazyyyy considering she grew up with them but you do you girl
user i was one of the followers removed💔
user girl we were all removed, im gonna miss her💔
user imagine dropping your lifelong best friend for some random 30 year old woman i-
user poor girl, seems like she just wants to be left alone
f1gossip yup. this is probably our last post about her! the franco and y/n lore was fun while it lasted
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yourusername one last night in argentina🩵
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yourbff posting yourself drinking out of a wine glass then the next slide being a baby announcement is hilarious
yourusername OMG IT WAS JUST SPARKLING WATER I SWEAR!!
user STOP IM GONNA MISS U SO BAD
user wdym my favorite blonde and brunette duo are leaving me🥲
yourmom ya te extraño♥️
i already miss you
yourusername mamiii te visitare todo el tiempo🥹
ill visit you all the time
user this baby is gonna have the coolest mom ever <3
user motherhood already looks good on u baby
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notes: i hit my image limit so ill end it here ig. also i just realized it sounds like im giving the reader a lesbian arc towards the end omg didnt mean to do that. anddd as always this is not proofread lol
pairing: lando norris x reader, a little of charles leclerc x reader🫣
summary: lando's fans always attack you yet he does nothing to defend you, inspired by vicious by sabrina carpenter
notes: if youre the anon that requested this sorry it took so long lol! but you were so sweet ty
masterlist, part two
yourusername
liked by maxfewtrell, charles_leclerc and 1,829,392 others
yourusername lil getaway
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user wait is she dating lando??
user there's been rumors of them dating for months but neither of them have confirmed
user hopefully not lol
user i had no idea she went on this trip
user yeah cause lando never posts her or even likes her posts lmfaoaofda
user am i the only one that finds her annoying...
user nooo everyone else does lol shes always leeching off lando
yourbff ur perfect babe
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user pls dont let this be a hard launch🧎♀️lando get UP
user of course she has to post lando🤣she needs him for the likes
maxfewtrell spent more time on the ground than actually skiing
yourusername SHHHH it was my first time
user why are all these comments about lando?? im only looking at her😍
f1gossip
302,837 likes
f1gossip Y/n Y/l/n spotted in Bali celebrating New Years at Martin Garrix's show, possibly with Lando Norris. The two have sparked dating rumors for a few months now but no confirmation has been made from either of them.
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user we might have to start accepting that theyre dating☹️
user I REFUSE
user wait im new to the fandom, whys everyone hating on y/n i love her music...
user shes always posting lando for attention and he clearly has no interest in her, he doesnt even like her posts
user plus his ex >>>>>>> y/n
user she doesnt deserve him, he needs someone lowkey and y/n is such an attention whore
user not surprised shes there, always leeching on him
user right like girl give him space, he aint yours
user im a y/n defender idgaf. everyone in these comments are just jealous
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user yikes...
user defending someone who needs a man to stay relevant lol ok
user i miss luisinha😭
user im convinced theyre still dating and shes using lando for pr
y/n
hey lan, i safely made it back to the hotel
lando
👍
y/n
i still dont understand why you wanted me to leave early though, its not even midnight :(
lando
y/n, we talked about this.
there was lots of paparazzi there and if they saw us together on midnight they would think we're dating
y/n
we ARE dating...
why are you acting like we arent?
lando
yk what i meant
im just trying to protect you from the craziness that comes from dating me baby
y/n
im already getting hate, hows hiding me any different?
lando
lets just not do this tn. yk how much worse its gonna get it if we confirm anything
listen i love you, isnt that enough?
y/n
yeah, ily too
lando
ill see you later tn❤️
lando
baby where are you?
come on it was a drunk mistake, yk i only love you
it was just martins friend, you know her
y/n
oh the girl you told me not to worry about?
lando
it didnt mean anything
why are you acting like this?
y/n
because you fucking cheated.
im leaving and im moving out of the apartment
lando
please dont, im sorry baby
i love you
y/n
you say you love me but you can never prove it
you hid me away for a whole year, was it so you could hook up with other girls?
lando
of course not wth
but since there's clearly no trust in this relationship maybe we should end it
i wish you the best y/n
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yourusername
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yourusername new year same me, wasnt ever the problem
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yourbff YES WIFEY
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user she unfollowed lando omg.
user WAR IS OVERRRR
pietrapilao out of sight out of mind🧘♀️
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user is this about lando omg...
luisinhaoliveira99 😍😍
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user ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
user WHEN DID THEY MEET???
user I NEED THE TEA RNNNNNN
charles_leclerc 🖤
user OH?
user what is going on in these comments omg??
user shes finally realized lando will never date a girl like her
user hahaha fr she finally deleted all her posts with him
user probably gonna go for piastri now🤣
yourusername
liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris and 3,294,234 others
yourusername took some time off music but dont worry, im back and ready to prove i dont need anybody to stay successful
vicious is out now💌
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user OH NOWWW LANDO LIKES HER POST
yourbff sooo back baby
user this has to be about lando...
user the lyrics are heartbreaking omg
user you all owe her a big apology for the way you treated her
charles_leclerc you look good in red
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charles_leclerc love it!
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charles_leclerc congrats on the new song!!
taylorswift 💌❤️
user yall better not start switching up!! if you were hating on her, stay away
user are we just going to ignore charles' deleted comments??
user bro was NERVOUS
user we dont know if this is about lando!! they were just friends
user you toxic lando fans need to stay away🙄 she was never seen with anyone else this past year so its clearly about him. hes not some saint you paint him out to be
user exactly!! you guys are acting like you know him
user her shirt saying loyal🫣thats gotta be a diss
landonorris
liked by carlossainz55, martingarrix and 630,402 others
landonorris pretty vicious life im living rn
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user the caption??? the hard launch??? oh thats not-
maxfewtrell bro. no.
user his own best friend doesnt approve of his behavior😬
user this winter break drama is something else
user lando i cant keep defending you. why would you caption it this.
user IS THAT NEW YEARS KISS GIRL ON THE THIRD SLIDE???
user yess i found her @ shes martin garrix's friend and she was at that party
user anyone else notice luisa unfollowed him??
user she chose her side HAAHAH
user pretty ironic cause so many fans were comparing y/n to her and now theyre friends🤣
user whys everyone mad?? its his private life why do you guys care
user oh so now you guys are giving him privacy?? but when he was rumored to be with y/n you were hating...the hypocrisy
yourbff alexa play obsessed by mariah carey🥱
user OOP
user the girls are fightingggg
user not even a y/n fan but this was a bit unnecessary...
user "you dont feel remorse, you dont feel the effects" 🫠
f1gossip
240,520 likes
f1gossip Despite hard launching their relationship just one week ago, Lando's new girlfriend has been spotted getting cozy with a different guy! The leaked pictures have already caused for her to go private on all social medias😬
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user karma is A GOD
user i know y/n is having a good day today
user omfg poor lando :(
user womp womp
user i bet he is regretting his decisions rn😭
user y/n nation won today, ln4 nation taking L after L
user we cant catch a break😩
user WHAT IS GOING ON WITH LANDO RN
user craziest winter break yet jeez
Instagram Messages
charles_leclerc
hey y/n! i know we havent spoken much but ive seen how lando treated you the few times you were at races and i apologize for never speaking on it
i just wanted to tell you you're a great person and your music is so amazing
if you ever need anything please just shoot me a text!
landonorris
y/n you blocked my number?
im sorry about everything baby
can we please just talk?
yourusername
liked by charles_leclerc, maxfewtrell and 4,204,214 others
yourusername im soooo sorry for your loss😊
my new single feather is out now!! special thanks to @charles_leclerc for helping me out in the music video, had so much making it <3
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user this mv was so hot omg
user I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS BUT I LOVE
user i know a certain someone is FUMING
luisinhaoliveira99 on repeat already!!
yourusername 💋💋
user im convinced luisa reached out after she saw all the comparisons with her and y/n and they became besties
user wait that makes so much sense
user f1 twitter is going insane rn
user Y/N NATION KEEPS WINNING
pietra.pilao AHH youre so talented bby
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charles_leclerc had the best time on set with you❤️
yourusername ❤️
user i ship it........
user i want them both
user ofc now shes going for another driver🙄
user oh you guys are OBSESSED with her, get a job
user y/n still has them mad LOL
user l**** would never agree to anything like this
user im literally never getting over this, ive watched it 5 times in a row already
landonorris
liked by carlossainz55, maxfewtrell and 940,240 others
landonorris a toast to my real friends
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user if this is a charles sneak diss i will cry
user we got carlando content....but at what price
user oh he definitely got blocked by y/n😭
user dw we're on your side lando
user who is we?
user just take the L and move on bro
user the way 2 songs got everyone to switch up on lando HAHA
summary: lando dating zak brown's daughter leads to a lot of pr disasters, like getting married in vegas
notes: can be read as a part two to boss' daughter or a stand alone
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yourusername
liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri and 38,329 others
yourusername wasnt gonna drink tonight but i miss my bf like a mf.
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user real tbh
user i miss u like a mf. show ur face at a race already queen.
user no cause it's been forever since she went to one and i miss the chaotic content with her and lando
user you know damn well you were gonna drink regardless
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landonorris i miss u more😓 just drop out of uni and come to all my races
zbrownceo excuse me?
landonorris JUST A JOKE! ha ha ha.
user LANDO😭😭
landonorris but i just booked a flight to nyc because of this post btw. see you this weekend😈
yourusername i was about to start crying until i realized what emoji you used😐
oscarpiastri dont we have be at the mtc this weekened??
yourusername SHHHH OSCAH
landonorris yeah oscar shhh
user poor oscar is always getting tag teammed by those two
user lando getting that in-law privilege by skipping important meetings to see his boss' daughter😭
user i love this relationship's dynamic theyre so perfect for each other
f1gossip
23,432 likes
f1gossip Lando and Y/n's Brown's weekend in New York City! It seems Lando skipped his trip to the MTC to be with his girlfriend where they were pictured clubbing and walking around the city multiple times.
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user IN THE CLURB WE ALL FAM
user he finally met his match lol
user lando is a clingy drunk confirmed✅
user i really want to know what their drunk conversations sound like
user hot take but if she wasnt zaks daughter most of you guys would hate her
user shes making him blow off important meetings so he could be with her? she sounds like a distraction from racing
user girl what- her dad is literally the ceo? if there was an issue im sure he wouldve let them know bffr
user zak brown is probably tired of these two😭
user is partying all they do together?
user no cause she lowkey seems like a bad influence
user i agree🫣 shes always posting herself partying and drinking, thats not wag material
user she might be a pr nightmare but i stand with my canceled wife💜
landonorris
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landonorris nyc to vegas🛩 aaaand i brought the bad influence with
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user the caption IM-
user nah hes lowkey dissing y/n haters😭
user how did he bag someone 10x cooler than him
user the bottle of alcohol and the vape, she really is ready for vegas
user Y/N'S BACK!!!
yourusername vegas aint ready for us
landonorris no they arent😈
yourusername enough.
user no hate to the other wags but y/n is truly the realest one out of all of them
user fr she truly is just a normal girl in her twenties
oscarpiastri 🙂
yourusername what is that suppose that mean OSCAH!!! my father will hear of this
oscarpiastri ok calm down draco malfoy
user why is there lowkey beef between y/n and oscar LMFAO
yourusername he hates my swag!!!
oscarpiastri she brings a lotttt of energy to the garage when shes here🙂
user im crying at oscars response😭😭😭 hes had enough of yn and lando
user idk if her holding a bottle of alcohol is appropriate to post!
user pls grow up omg
yourusername
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yourusername postt race partoes >>>>>> the avtual race
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user THEE party girl
user i need to party with them so bad
user lando.jpg when???
user the typos😭 shes already drunk
user yup theres already videos of her and lando drunkly dancing together all over twitter
user yeah and oscar was in the background of those videos looking miserable LMFAOO
user oh to be a wag partying in vegas with lando
yourusername posted a story
user i voted fall to my knees and cry btw…if you even care
user um this is a random question to ask at 3am…
user what stores are even open rn😭😭
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oscarpiastri Y/N??? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AND LANDO FOR LIKE A HALF AN HOUR AT THE CLUB AND YOURE NOT EVEN HERE??
oscarpiastri if you guys dont pick up your phones i swear to god…
oscarpiastri of course i get stuck as babysitter to the two most drunk people at the party
yourusername heY oscah😊😊 sendingg u my lpcation now cuz we need a witness so come ASAPPPPPP
oscarpiastri WITNESS FOR WHAT?
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danielricciardo if this means what i think it means, youre both so dead🤣
user babes didnt u just post at the club like an hour ago
yourusername
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yourusername do u guys thonk my dad will be mad thaT oscar walked me down the aislee?
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user OH MY GOD??
user mclarens pr team are going to have a rude awakening in the morning😭
user shes never beating the bad influence allegations i fear
user crazy to think that this time last year he was flirting with her through her instagram comments😭
user and now theyre married omg i remember everyone was teasing lando but he truly got the last laugh
carlossainz55 i dont know if i should congralute you guys or be concerned?
user mind you, its almost four in the morning in vegas
danielricciardo getting married is crazy, you should be at the club
yourusername u mak a grrat point! otw now
mclaren we cannot congratulate until the boss says its okay sorry😕
zbrownceo answer your phone.
oscarpiastri sir, i would like it to be known that she blackmailed to be there
yourusername okay snitch!
zbrownceo im not kidding y/n
danielricciardo ouuu youre in trouble
user its so over for them
user zak finally putting his foot down with these two LMFAO
f1gossip
25,532 likes
f1gossip Wedding celebrations at the club! Seems like the newlyweds are back partying after their wedding announcement was made just a few minutes ago. Congrats to them?
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user everyone is freaking out and theyre literally at the club im cryingg
user "congrats to them?" is literally all of us rn😭
user they are not real omg
user zak is probably blowing up their phones and they do not care at all lmfaooo
user truly winning the idgaf war
user real question is are they getting an annulment once they sober up???
user i really wanna know what zak will make them do
f1gossip
20,329 likes
f1gossip Newly weds update! The two were seen this afternoon leaving Las Vegas with Zak Brown himself. Neither were seen wearing wedding rings, possible divorce?
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user well that was fun while it lasted
user damn they beat kim kardashians record of the shortest marriage
user at least theyre still dating😭
user they definitely got yelled at lmfaoo
user cant tell if zak is happy or angry that his daughter married norris considering how much he loves him
user oh hes def happy about it but not happy they posted it LOL
user good for him for getting an annulment. shes a mess
user and hes not? bye theyre both messy
landonorris 📍qatar
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landonorris annulment? we're in our honeymoon
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user oh so theyre fr about this marriage😭
user does bro know theres a race on sunday
user they look so in love im honestly really happy for them
yourusername we beat the fraud marriage allegations💜
mclaren now thats its been approved by the boss, congratulations to the best papaya couple theres ever been🧡
user wow so zak approves! im shocked tbh
user i wish i couldve seen their reactions the morning after the wedding
yourusername ohhh we didnt remember any of it tbh but were happy now!
user LMFAO OMG....
user she finally got her ring!! and here you guys were thinking they got a divorce bc she didnt have one
danielricciardo never thought id see the day
yourusername me neither tbh
landonorris excuse me WHAT
landoupdates
50,242 likes
landoupdates Lando was questioned on his Vegas wedding in new interview.
"We decided not to get any annulment or anything and just keep this Vegas marriage as sort of like a promise for a real one in the future." 🧡
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user omg😭😭they are too cute
user not to be dramatic but i would honestly cried if they broke up
user no literally they mean everything to me
user "i really do think y/n is the one" DO YOU HEAR ME SOBBING
user he gets so smiley when y/n is brought up ughhh me and WHO
user and to think y/n has haters is crazyyy this man is so in love with her
user if oscar isnt the best man ill riot for him, he was there for the og wedding
user imagining them trying to convince zak to not get a divorce is the cutest but funniest thing ever
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more notes: has anyone seen anora?? it inspired this haha A FRAUD MARRIAGE!!!
lando norris x dcc!reader
summary: the internet is curious as to why lando suddenly has an interest in american football, specifically with the dallas cowboys
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f1gossip
13,283 likes
f1gossip Lando Norris and Mclaren CEO, Zak Brown at the Dallas Cowboys game today in the AT&T stadium!!
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user his ass did not wanna be there😭
user lando?? american football?? huh???
user guys it was sponsored by hilton!! pretty sure thats why they attended
user makes sense cause bro looked miserable by the second half of the game
user a strange strange sight
user mf was bored the whole game except when the cheerleaders performed LMFAO
user the video of him locking in as soon as they stepped out in the field💀
↪user WHERES THE VIDEO HAHAH?
↪user the video is all over twitter, cameraman did him dirty lmfao
yourusername
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yourusername victory sunday💙🤍💙
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user lesss goooo cowboys
user FAVE DCC
user in y/n we trust🧎♀️
user wait a minute- lando what are you doing here?!?
user no cause i noticed that too👀
user obsessed with you
user patiently waiting for the lando girlies to realize he followed her immediately after tonights game
user poor lando didnt get the follow back tho😭😭
yourusername
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yourusername first ever grand prix!!! such a delight to perform for these lovely faces✨
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user you guys made paying hundreds of dollars for a ticket worth it tbh
user icons
user another lando like, jolene im begging you pls dont take my man😔
user its the other way around for me😩 lando needs to back off my girl
user 🔥
landonorris amazing performance😍
user oh we're getting bold???
user down bad lando is my favorite lando fr
user OMGGG FUTURE WAG Y/N??
user STOP is she the reason lando went to that cowboys game a few weeks ago
user going to her games and they're not even dating yet, gotta respect the game tbh😭
user sorry to break girls' hearts but there's videos of her and lando talking at the gp and he was blushing and giving her heart eyes the whole time
user literally came to her account cause of that video HAHAH
landonorris
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landonorris 'murica
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user PASSENGER PRINCESS LANDO???
user ARE THOSE DCC BOOTS IN THE LAST SLIDE???
user it HAS to be the cheerleader he just followed cause they wear the exact same boots
↪user her name is Y/N!! put some respect in our dcc queen's name
↪user yes maam🫡, i apologize for my ignorance as a brit
user lando in a cowboy hat?? SHOW IT TO ME NOW RACHEL
maxfewtrell man you never let me drive when youre in the car
landonorris yeah cause i dont trust u
maxfewtrell YOUVE KNOWN ME LONGER THAN Y/N??this comment has been deleted
user did max just confirm it is y/n THEE DCC in the last slide🧍♀️
user LMFAOO i know lando gave him an earful after that deleted comment
user too late for him to delete, I HAVE IT PRINTED OUT! Y/N AND LANDO CONFIRMED
user streets are saying it's y/n in the last slide... we lost her guys😔
user AND WE LOST HER TO A BRITISH MAN💔💔
user now we wait for y/n to follow him and start soft launching too
danielricciardo glad i trusted the process
landonorris TOLD YOU
user i hate when they comment inside jokes, got me feeling left out :(
user wait the way he let her drive even though hes said before he hates not being in control, meaning he already trusts her🥹
user i love her already omg
user lando dating an american cheerleader is actually the most lando thing ever
yourusername
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yourusername current side mission: turning a brit into a texan
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user bae just tag lando norris, we know it's him
user NOO I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST RUMORS💔
user girl lando does not know who you are
↪user i was talking about y/n
↪user oh sorry, valid reaction tbh
user the matching pictures of her driving and him as the passenger princess on his post omg this is the most perfect soft launch i fear
user i waited for 3 and half years for her and white man did it in one week😩
user her soft launching as if max didnt already confirm it on landos post
yourusername shhh just pretend you didn't see that, cant have my soft launch ruined
↪user sorry maam, whatever you say maam
user lando is so posh but she has him driving dirt bikes and going to rodeos HAHAHHA
user the way he looked just watching a football game was hilarious, i cant even imagine a rodeo
user as a european f1 fan, can someone explain why she's so loved? (IM ASKING IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE I SWEAR)
user LOL she's a cheerleader for the dallas cowboys football team which is a huge deal here! it's pretty hard to join the squad but shes a fifth year veteran (about to retire after this year) and she's known as one of the sweetest and kindest leaders on the squad!! she also met lando at a game!
user does she know she has twitter freaking out with this post?
user not that im complaining but this is the first time i see an f1 couple getting so much love HOW AND WHY??
user well y/n is quite literally america's sweetheart
yourusername
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yourusername one last christmas show🥹
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user what is dcc without y/n☹️
user gonna miss her so bad
user still looked amazing
user okay but is she still with that nascar driver or whatever cause wowwwww😍
landonorris yes, she is still with the FORMULA ONE DRIVER.
↪user OMG AN OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION???
pietra.pilao be with me please?
landonorris 🤨
landonorris woah woah you didnt say you were gonna post this one??? you look too good???
yourusername what happened to not commenting on each other's post until the hard launch🙂 (but ty ily)
landonorris i take that back. (ily more)
↪user theyre losers but i love them your honor
footballplayer 🔥
landonorris yeah nice try🤣
user landos fighting for his life in these comments HAHA
user he fr ruined y/n's soft launch cause he cant handle these commenters hitting on her omfg
user kinda scared to comment, i dont want lando coming for me
user please dont be in love with someone else😩please dont have somebody waiting on you😩
landonorris she is in fact in love with someone else and does in fact have somebody waiting on her (ME)
↪user lando is a loser bf CONFIRMED
landonorris
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landonorris winter break means football games with my beautiful girl
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user finally the hard launch
user she literally is turning him into a texan GRAHHHH🦅🇺🇸
user *pretends to be shocked*
yourusername ILYYYYYYY
landonorris ❤️
user sad about her retiring dcc but happy we'll be getting so much WAG content
user OMG i didnt even think of this
↪user already imagining the paddock fits😩
user ig i have to accept shes officially taken :(
landonorris yeah.
↪user chill bro aint nobody taking her from you
user bro saw all the thrist comments on her last post and decided to hard launch
maxfewtrell ranch in texas when??
yourusername OMG SOON PLEASE @/LANDONORRIS??
↪landonorris um idk about that
↪yourusername 🤨
↪landonorris I MEANT ILL THINK ABOUT IT!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA😁🫶
user shes got him on a LEASH
danielricciardo ahh feels like yesterday that you bought tickets for the game AND the flight to have a 5 second interaction with the cute dcc
user damn lando was down bad wth😭
landonorris thank you for making this public information.
↪yourusername hey at least you beat the norizz allegations! eventually...
user as an american, im allowing you to count cota as your home race for bagging this queen
user oh lando norris i underestimated your game
User he gets the y'all pass now
landonorris THANK YALLLLLL
user the americanfication of lando is not something i knew i needed, but i did. thank you miss y/n
yourusername youre welcome, he will be listening to zach bryan and dolly parton in no time🫡
notes: one thing about me is im gonna start getting lazy at the end of every smau i make. LOL. anyway i love american reader if you havent noticed already :)
hi! I'm not sure how you feel about people posting your content on other platforms so letting you know that a wattpad user has posted your work on the platform, with credits, but idk if that's good enough.
oh my gosh what!! thank you for letting me know i had no idea. do you mind sending me the username please!
PSA: please do not repost my work on any other platforms without permission!!
pairing: lando norris x american!reader
summary: pranking lando is the only way he can finally get off his phone
notes: hi🧍♀️i accidentally disappeared but this semester hit me harder than i expected and im honestly out of ideas so idk what this is
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“Babe what does leng mean?”
“Leng? Why are you asking?” Lando responded confusingly while he scrolled through his phone.
You fought the urge to roll your eyes as you watch him keep his gaze on his screen. It was a bad habit that you quickly picked up on early on your relationship, but now that you were finally living with Lando you were hoping he would spend less time on his phone considering your time together was limited with his constant traveling.
There had been few times you had even caught him messaging his friends, some who were women, while he was suppose to be spending time with you. Though you weren't a very jealous person and trusted Lando more than anything, it didn't sit right with you that he was messaging other girls during your time together. You had brought it up to him a few times where he promised to put it down and spend more time with you. Little liar.
“Some british guy at the gym called me leng this morning.” you replied trying to sound nonchalant.
“What?” Lando finally tore his gaze away from the screen, confusion etched on his face. You fought the urge to smirk as you stared at him acting clueless. “And what did you say?”
“I asked him what that meant and he just laughed and then said I had a nice ‘bunda’?” you revealed, trying your best to keep a straight face.
Lando's brows furrowed in bewilderment. "Are you serious?"
“Yeah, but I figured out what bunda means!” you said excitedly.
“And what does it mean?” Lando asked, now fully engaged in the conversation as he sat fully sat up from his laid back position.
“Accent!” you declared triumphantly.
“Baby, what?” he responded, confusion quickly turned to exasperation. “Why would you think it means accent?”
“Because afterwards he said im ‘so american’ so when he said I had a nice bunda he was referring to my accent.”
Lando pinched the skin between his eyebrows and held back a groan, “Y/n, no. Leng means attractive and bunda means butt. That guy was flirting with you.”
"Oh," you muttered, "then I probably shouldn't have exchanged numbers with him, right?"
"YOUR NUMBER? WHY WOULD YOU-" Lando's voice rose in disbelief, his eyes widening in shock.
"I thought he was just being friendly! I wanted a new gym buddy, and he said he bet he could improve my stamina so I think he wants to give me some workout tips," you explained, barely able to contain your laughter.
"HE SAID WHAT? NO, WHO IS THIS GUY?" Lando's frustration was clear now, his protective instincts kicking in.
"Well, his name was-" Before you could finish, Lando cut you off.
"You know what? You're not going to that gym alone anymore," he declared firmly. You almost let out a scoff feeling as your small prank failed as you watch him pick up his phone again and get back to scrolling as he laid back down on your bed.
You laid down next to him and pretended to be engrossed in your phone, stifling your giggles as you exchanged messages with your friend about your current situation. You ultimately decided to keep the prank going and you could sense his gaze on you, his curiosity evident in the subtle glances he casted your way.
"That guy- you deleted his number, right?" he asked as he looked at you.
"Hm? you feigned innocence, tilting your head slightly to peer at him through the corner of your eye.
"Yeah, the gym guy. You deleted his number?" he pressed, a hint of urgency in his tone.
"Oh, him," you replied nonchalantly, tapping away at your phone with deliberate slowness. "yeah."
He looked at you suspiciously as he fully turned to look at you, "So who are you texting?"
You maintained your facade of innocence, keeping your gaze fixed on your phone screen almost as payback. "Just a friend," you replied casually, your fingers moving across the screen as you kept texting your friend.
Lando's suspicion only seemed to grow as he observed your behavior. "Just a friend, huh?" he echoed, his tone laced with skepticism. "What are you guys talking about?"
You shrugged nonchalantly, pretending to be engrossed in your conversation. "Oh you know, just some fitness tips," you quipped, your voice tinged with amusement.
He gasped loudly and reached for your phone, but you quickly pulled back just in time. "Y/n Y/l/n do not tell me you are even entertaining this guy right now while you lay right next to me."
"Well it's a hobby of yours that I decided to pick up." you replied keeping your phone out of reach.
"I do not do that!"
You raised your eyebrows then casted a glance at his phone that was still on, sitting on his lap. He followed your gaze and scrunched his nose lightly, "Okay maybe I do it sometimes."
You gave him a pointed look and he blinked slowly, "See, now you know how it feels trying to talk to someone who's too busy on their phone." you replied.
Lando's expression softened "Okay, okay, I know it's a problem, but this time I swear I won't do it again." he promised earnestly, his gaze pleading for forgiveness.
You tilted your head and he almost pouted at your lack of response, "I swear it on everything, I swear it on racing! If I do it again, I shall never race again." he declared with a serious face while crossing his heart.
You giggled slightly at his dramatics, 'Alright, alright," you relented, "I'll hold you to it drama queen."
He smiled, his eyes sparkling with mischief, and playfully tackled you back into a laying position. Hovering over you, he pressed gentle kisses all over your face. "Huh, you are better than my phone," he murmured teasingly, his lips brushing against yours.
You grinned up at him and pulled him closer, savoring the closeness and intimacy of the moment. Before you could deepen the kiss, he pulled back and said, "Come on, let's make up for some lost time, we could go down to that new mini golf place."
You pulled him back down and replied, "Or we could stay here and make up for the lack of morning sex today."
His eyes widened slightly at your bluntness, "Yes-yeah-we could- we could do that."
You giggled at his slightly flushed face and connected your lips once again.
"Wait! You still haven't deleted that guy's number." he exclaimed as he pulled back from you.
"Ohhh well he was never real." you replied as you shrugged lightly.
Lando blinked in surprise at your revelation, confusion crossing his features. "What do you mean he wasn't real?" he asked, his tone tinged with curiosity.
You couldn't help but chuckle at his reaction. "I made him up to mess with you," you confessed, a playful smile dancing on your lips.
His expression shifted from confusion to amusement, and then to mock indignation. "You are such a muppet," he exclaimed, squeezing your sides.
"Yeah, yeah." you replied while playfully rolling your eyes. "Now keep kissing me Norris."
"Don't have to ask me twice baby." He grinned before leaning down and capturing your lips together.
more notes: yes i am aware the ending is awful but i wrote this during the suzuka gp and i was stressed enough with that. goodnight. (also just reached 800 followers WOOO thanks guys🥹)
hi! sorry to bother you but I was wondering how you did that charles and lando not being in each other's following lists in vicious?
omg i dont know if this is gonna make sense but ill try my best to explain it lol
i typed a random user on my following and when the no users found thing popped up i screenshoted it and made it into a sticker using the app picsart. from there i just put the sticker on top of lando's user when i searched it up on charles instagram and vice versa.
i did a lot of editing when i was younger so it was super quick and easy LOL
