I’m new here and you can call me Seri. This blog is all about Twisted Wonderland writings and it’ll be focusing for yandere characters for now. However, if you want to request non yandere that will be fine too! I’ll definitely write it. How can I resist writing handsome 2D men? 👀👀
Because this blog will have yandere content, it is safe to assume that this blog will be 18+. I will definitely put trigger warnings and a read more thingy but if you’re a minor or you’re not comfortable with this, do exit the blog. Ignore me if you can. If you want to stay, please filter out the “yandere” and “nsfw” tags.
I will take lots of time updating this blog because I’m busy with school and other blogs too so I do apologize for that.
Now for the rules:
- I accept NSFW
- Yandere and non yandere
- I accept headcanons and scenario.
- I accept Angst, Fluff, mental illness/disorders. I will definitely put trigger warnings for that.
- max 3 characters for headcanons unless you request dorm leaders, vice dorm leaders, that’s when I’ll write more than 3
- 1 character for scenario
- please be specific whether you want it to be yandere or non
- Be specific of the MC’s gender.
- also be specific if you want NSFW or SFW
- Please be a bit elaborate, don’t just send me “Azul x fem!reader” I will definitely not write that.
Do not:
- ask me to write about Cheka and Ortho NO NO NO
- pedophilia isn’t welcomed here
- Character x Character and OC x OC
Important!!
You can request Headcanons, Scenario, and Texting. For texting, I’m only allowing non yandere requests.
I love the Octavinelle trio falling in love w/ a caretaker of their zoo enclosure. Can I request hcs of them going yandere for the kind mc who always feeds and sweet talks them when cleaning? As their heat/rut gets closer they get more aggressive keeping her male coworkers away from her.
it’s monsterfucker hours babey!!
notes; female reader, possessive behaviour, noncon/very dubious consent later on (use of strong aphrodisiacs), oviposition, biting/blood, double penetration and tentacle sex. i kinda combined multiple requests into one for this one so!! please take the warnings seriously and stay safe!
You weren’t entirely sure what had kickstarted the change in their behaviour. They’d always been clingy, A even more so than the rest, but this was something else. Their focus was more on you rather than their food. Anyone else accompanying you became a target for harassment, with F and J snarling, banging against the glass or splashing water their way until your poor coworker decided to leave. You couldn’t blame them. Even A showed up yesterday, despite his usual apprehension, using one of his appendages to force distance between you and one of your male friends. It had gotten to the point where your feeding sessions weren’t enjoyable anymore. Only nerve wracking.
Since you were the sole person they weren’t aggressive around, it was back to feeding them on your own like you’d done in the beginning, the plans of getting them used to other people temporarily on hold. It was too dangerous. You’d been more scared for the safety of others than your own since they’d never shown any sign of hostility to you. Your fellow researchers found it remarkable as well, urging you to keep to see if they could discover any more nuances in their behaviour. You were fine with it, especially without the stress of looking after another human life. Stopping by on your own seemed to be the safest option.
You entered to the sight of A waiting for you, a tentacle peeking over the edge of the enclosure as he repeated your name. You smiled. “Hello to you too,” You weren’t surprised anymore at the tentacle wrapping itself around your hand. You gave it a small squeeze, used to the weird texture. Though you froze and yelped when he tugged you further forward, pressing his face against your palm with a contented rumble. It was kinda cute, so you let him and couldn’t help but laugh a little, soon relaxing. “Where are the others, hm?” You said, reaching out with your free hand to offer A some food. Making conversation to fill some of the silence was just another habit of yours. He ate it from your palm, his tongue gliding over your flesh making you shudder.
It wasn’t until you saw him this up close that puzzle pieces started to click together. His skin was warmer to the touch than it’d ever been, a thin trail of drool spilling from his lips as eyes with pupils blown wide open pierced through you. You flinched back like you’d been burned. A deep feeling of discomfort and foreboding settled in your gut, heart sounding to pound. You tried to hide your nervousness, tugging at the tentacle with trembling fingers and a very poor excuse for a smile. Poor indeed, because A frowned, hold tightening. This added fuel to the fire. You took a step back and another appendage crawled around your leg while he made increasingly frantic noises.
“No, wait, stop-!” No matter how much you struggled, A just wrapped more tentacles around until escape was simply impossible. Suckers tugged on your clothes and skin. You weren’t sent crashing into the water. Instead, you were lifted up into the air before ending up in A’s arms, where he pressed you close against his body, your back against his chest, cooing your name and other incomprehensible words. Every time you trashed around, his grip became more bruising. Tears welled up in your eyes. “Please let me go. I don’t want to do this. Please.” You said, voice trembling. But even if he understood the wish in your words, he didn’t listen. You wanted to beg more, desperate for any kind of exit out of this situation, but before you had the chance to say anything, you choked on the words. Two pairs of mismatched eyes staring at you.
Ah. So they were here after all.
There was an inkling of hope burning inside of you. However, it all came crashing down when F smashed his lips against yours while clicking, biting down into your bottom lip and sucking on the shallow wound that remained. J licked the tears from your face while humming, the muscle gross and cold against your flesh. Maybe you could’ve lived with A feeling you up a bit if you were let go after. If you could’ve ensured you never had to return again after. But this was way too much. Teeth grazed your skin as F sank them into your clothes and J’s fingers dug into them, tearing them from your body.
You screamed out for help, for your friends, coworkers, that you knew could see you to come to your rescue. Nothing happened. A tentacle was stuffed in your mouth, muffling your sounds. The only good thing about it was that it wasn’t far down, keeping you from gagging or throwing up. It was covered in a weird, sticky substance that tingled as it hit your tongue. Sickeningly sweet. Someone’s hand at the back of your head prevented you from breaking away while more and more of the liquid dribbled down your throat, some spilling past your lips. It became impossible not to swallow. Apparently satisfied, A pulled away from your mouth, leaving you panting.
Most of your clothing was useless now, floating around you in tatters. F had moved back up to your throat, leaving lovebites all over and moaning as he licked up the blood. He wrapped his legs around one of your own, rubbing himself against you. J swallowed your cries of pain as he kissed you. The kiss was so tender for this situation that it made you sick, a soft press of your lips against his while his fingers stroked your cheek. Well, it was soft, until one of F’s bites made you open your mouth and he immediately shoved his tongue inside with a growl, lapping at the remainder of whatever liquid A had left there. He at least had the self control not to rut against you. Every push of F against you, shoved you against A until he whimpered along with every movement, tentacles twitching underneath you.
A’s appendages were exploring more of your body while he kept his face buried in your hair and murmured, occasionally leaning down to leave kisses on the back of your neck. You sobbed when his suckers latched onto your nipples, the tip of one of his tentacles starting to tease your clit. It was then that you started feeling… Different. Like a fire was lit underneath your skin, the cold of the specimen’s limbs, mouth and tongues starting to be pleasant. Your body slowly relaxed against you will, mind fogging over until you couldn’t grasp onto any coherent thought anymore. Your pussy clenched around nothing. The biting made you moan instead of cry, the fear consuming all of you fading into a warm, blissful haze.
It was then that the twins momentarily halted their assault, instead watching your eyelids flutter and moans slip out of your open mouth. F leaned forward to lick the drool from your chin, while J played with your nipples. The only reason you were still upright was thanks to the many tentacles supporting your body. It shouldn’t feel this good, whatever A had shot down your throat messing up your senses. You tingled all over, shuddering and trembling at every brush against your skin. The appendage was thin, but could reach spots inside of you nothing else had ever touched, twitching around and hitting your walls. You couldn’t tell what were thoughts and what you were saying out loud anymore, slurring how good it was, how happy you were, how much you loved this-
He shifted beneath you, a thicker and shorter tentacle joining your already stretched hole. A rested his head on your shoulder, pants hot and wet against your skin. It ripped a moan from your sore throat, shaking all over as you tethered on the edge of an orgasm. But this second appendage was weird. It was like it bulged from the bottom to the tip, something squishy and round soon hitting your insides. Even in your state, being pumped full with eggs was a fucking wake up call. “Wait, what the fuck are you-” You were cut off by your own squeal, more eggs crammed into your pussy at a way faster pace followed by his cum, your walls desperately fluttering around them.
One of them hit your g spot and all other thoughts were knocked out of your head. Your mind blanked, body convulsing as A groaned in your ear. Pleasure crashed into you in a sudden wave, so much it was almost painful. You were too out of it to take in much of what was going on around you, but as you returned to your senses, F and J were snarling at A, F more visibly aggressive than his brother. He looked about ready to lunge at him. After a few more moments of bickering, A hesitantly retreated most of his tentacles, only making sure to keep you balanced. You felt so empty now, you let out a disappointed whine. F pulled you against him in a swift motion, cupping your face in his hands while clicking at you. J was soon behind you,
You hung limp in their hold, body exhausted enough to cease any resistance or reciprocation. They didn’t waste much time shoving themselves inside, F shoving his long tongue down your throat as they started fucking you. Your walls were still stretched from the eggs. If they hadn’t been, taking the two of them at the same time would’ve been a lot more painful. Their cocks shoved A’s eggs further inside of your hole, hitting your cervix. It was *weird*. But you were tired and you were still hot all over, the only thing diminishing the uncomfortable sensation being their hands ghosting all over your body. It ended up being one of A’s tentacles, twisting up your leg to play with your clit that pushed you over the edge once again. You finished a lot faster than last time, because of the eggs continuously massaging your walls. Sobs wracked your body as they continued to fuck you through your orgasm.
“Too much!” You whine, squirming around in their hold. “I can’t- I can’t take any more! Please!” But they were deaf to your complaints. F leaned down to sink his teeth into a patch of flesh he hadn’t already claimed while J tugged your head to the side using your hair and kissed you. Once he released you, you wheezed in a breath through grit teeth. Their paces were uneven and often switched up just when you were getting used to it. The nubs on the sides of their dicks rubbed against your walls, which brought more tears to your eyes. You were barely able to keep them open.
The two of them slammed in at the same time for once, the bases of their cocks swelling so they were lodged inside of you. You cried at the now familiar sensation of more eggs being shoved inside of you. J wrapped an arm around you in some sort of hug, cooeing slurred words that were most likely supposed to be comforting. They were bigger than A’s, but less in quantity, rubbing every little spot inside of your raw cunt. If they kept going at this pace, there wouldn’t be any space left for them to fuck. More eggs pushed into you, another bite, A flicking your clit, it all combined to squeeze another orgasm out of your tired body. Black dots littered your vision as you shuddered weakly, broken whimpers spilling from your lips. They didn’t stop, more of A’s tentacles wrapping around your body again, one slipping into your mouth with a recognizable taste.
It seemed like you weren’t going to get your rest any time soon…
In which (Y/n) turns into a siren after drinking one of Azul's test potions to fulfill her side of their contract. Somehow, she manages to seduce Jade before she returns back to normal.
Next day, having forgotten about this little incident, she has a lovesick eel scaring the everlasting life out of her.
"Are you sure this is safe?"
You shot Azul a slightly frightened look as your hand gripped the glass bottle that contained an ominously dark liquid that slowly crept around the insides of the bottle whenever you tilted it from one side to another. Jade and Floyd who stood behind Azul shot each other amused glances, their fangs showing.
"Even if it wasn't, you'd have to drink it anyway," Azul murmured under his breath, annoyed since this whole charade had been going on for almost half an hour now. As patiently as he could, he pulled the golden contract that bore your signature on it from his desk to hold it in front of your doubtful eyes. "It's black on white here."
"...that's not helpful, Azul." You furrowed your eyebrows, gulping.
"Nee! It's time to fulfill your side of the contract," Floyd cooed, his eyes shimmering under the late afternoon sun. Even more desperate than before, you let out an exasperated huff. You turned to Jade for help, who only shot you a sadistic smile as he tilted his head to the side mockingly. Cheeks growing red when he shot you a mischievous wink, you finally relented.
"Fine," you murmured as you screwed the bottle open and put it against your lips. Closing your eyes, you made a quick prayer. "I better not die from this..."
The overly sweet liquid ran down your throat, somehow sticky and thick. Once the bottle was empty, it slipped out of your shaking hands and collided with the ground, shattering into pieces upon collision. Your limbs turned numb, and all you felt was the hard impact of the ground. When you opened your eyes, purple smoke had surrounded your near area, alarming you even more when you couldn't feel your legs anymore.
"Did it work?!" Azul asked excitedly through the smoke, waving his hands around in the air. Floyd let out a few drastic coughs, and Jade couldn't help but squint his eyes to get a better look at you who lay on the ground.
Once the smoke cleared, you were revealed to be slowly sitting up and propping yourself up onto your elbows. A distant sigh escaping your lips, you held your head in pain. "Ugh... I feel like a fish on land—" You stopped in your tracks once your eyes travelled to where your legs were supposed to be — only now that they were replaced by a shimmering tail. "Where are my legs?!"
Ignoring your panicked screams, Azul knelt down at the far end of your tail, picking it up gently with his eyes lighting up in utter delight. "What a pretty tail..." he hummed as he ran his hand across the scales, nodding to himself. "Yes, now I just need a few scales so that I can put them into the face cream for Vil..."
Indeed, the scales on your long tail were a beautiful (F/c), same with your shell bra. You couldn't help but awe at your newly acquired tail, admiring it with wide eyes.
Suddenly, shock and surprise fading from your face, the long overdue siren instincts kicked in. Your lips curled up into a seductive smile as you gracefully reached your hand out to the male inspecting your fins. "Azul~ come closer..." you cooed, frowning when he precautiously took a step back. A pout snuck its way to your lips as you teasingly slapped him with the end of your tail. "I promise I won't bite!"
"That's what she said," Floyd snickered whilst punching Jade's shoulder, who had a hard time standing straight somehow. He chuckled along, albeit more nervously than usually.
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot." Azul grinned as he put ear-plugs into his ears, sending you a smug grin. You narrowed your eyes at him whilst crossing your arms in defeat. "Only people who already have romantic feelings for you will fall for your tricks, siren. But ear-plugs never hurt."
Crossing your arms, you rolled your eyes and let out an exasperated huff. "Ugh, at least get me to a pool if you won't let yourself get seduced."
"Good idea. We wouldn't want your scales to dry out," Azul mused as he rose back to his feet to wave the twins over. They immediately appeared by his side, as professional as ever — but you managed to catch onto the way Jade's gaze remained on you longer than it should have. "Floyd and Jade, pick her up and put her into the pool in our backyard."
"Shrimpy's tail is so pretty—" Floyd cooed as heaved up your tail while Jade picked up your torso, his gloved hands unusually careful and handling this job rather delicately. Floyd flashed you a little grin. "It reminds me of my own."
"Thank you, sweetheart~" you replied, shooting him a wink. "Maybe we could go for a swim sometime?"
"I'd love that— wait no..." Gaze hardening, he quickly swiped the pair of ear-plugs Azul had given them earlier out of the pocket of his jacket. Once he had stuffed his ears, which successfully drowned out your alluring voice, he let out a satisfied sigh. "Ah, that's better..."
You started to frown at being ignored, and opted to turn towards Jade. "You would never ignore me... right, honey?"
He seemed to have a harder time resisting the wonderful melody your voice carried. "You're not making my job any easier..." he simply muttered once you arrived in the back area of the Mostro Lounge where they somehow had a big pool. The sight of water excited you, and you wished for nothing more than to hydrate your dry scales.
They threw you into the pool, not exactly gently. You let out a little yelp when you flew across the air in an arc before colliding with the peaceful surface of the water, causing splashes to fly towards the twins. They stepped to the side just in time, avoiding their fates. Floyd, who clapped his hands in delight like he always did when finishing a job, had already turned around to march away, but Jade remained hunched over at the pool side, quickly pulling a pair of ear-plugs out of the pocket of his jacket.
You quickly returned to the surface after a quick dive through the relatively deep pool. As you took a relieved breath, a more or less satisfied smile appeared on your lips. Realising that Jade was still hunched over at the edge if the pool — just within your reach — you immediately swam over to him with a certain excitement to your moves. You watched him curiously; eventually you noticed his hands shaking uncharacteristically.
"Jade, my love, why don't you forget those ear-plugs and give me some company?" You gently grabbed his wrists, smiling brightly. He hesitantly raised his gaze, for once feeling something akin to fear — fear that he would lose himself in your eyes. Staring into his orbs, you realised for the first time that they were full of hidden desire and adoration. "I'm so lonely... all alone in this big pool."
He tried his best to keep up the composed facade that usually hid his feelings away well enough, but deep inside, he seemed to be struggling horribly. "Oh, (Y/n)..." His hold weakened enough to let the ear-plugs dropped into the water, and he seemed to be caught under your spell well enough. But before you could hoist yourself up to press your lips onto his — which would seal the deal — he regained control of himself in a moment of luck. Ripping his wrists out of your hold, he stepped back with the usual unreadable steel expression on his face.
"Jade!" you whined, tail splashing against the water in discontent, desperation, and finally — anger. You reached one hand out towards him, and even attempted to climb over the pool edge, but he simply was too far away. "Don't go!"
"You thought you got me there, didn't you?" he asked, grinning calmly like usually. Little did he know that you were able to catch onto the way he desperately avoided your gaze, and the way he made sure to distance himself further from you. "No chance, my little siren~"
"Let's go, Jade!" Floyd mumbled as he grabbed his brother by his forearm and pulled him back into the building, which Jade was incredibly thankful for. In truth, he had to put up all his willpower in order to resist the control you held over his rapidly beating heart.
A disappointed sigh escaped your lips whilst you let yourself sink back into the depths of the pool, your tail propelling you through the shimmering water with a force unmatched. Looking up at the surface that reflected the last shimmers of the afternoon sun beautifully, you let out a longing sigh. "What fun is there in being a siren if there's no one to mess around with~?"
Throughout the rest of the day, Jade had grown incredibly restless, shaking with anticipation and barely being able to form a word. Of course, he still remained calm and unreadable on the outside to most people — but no one could fool his closest confidants: Azul and Floyd.
Azul, who had noticed his growing change in demeanour, took him aside once he finally had enough of the inefficiency his behaviour created: Jade had barely managed to get a customer's order right. His efficiency had gone down dramatically, which Azul — the almighty business man — definitely didn't like.
"Jade, are you unwell?" the octopus asked whilst pushing his glasses up in annoyance. "It won't prove profitable if you work yourself to death— the longterm consequences would be way too much."
Jade rubbed his temples, wondering if he should just tell Azul the truth. In the end, he decided against it; he wasn't the type to talk about his feelings and problems. "It's nothing," Jade replied, a forced smile on his face, as he tried to walk past Azul with a few dishes in his hand. Much to his dismay, the octopus would have none of it: He waved over another waiter to relieve Jade of the plates.
"Brother, go to bed!" Floyd cried out he appeared beside Azul. "I'll take over washing the dishes for you!"
Jade raised his eyebrows, caught off-guard by his twin's generosity. "You would do that?"
"Only if you do the laundry for a week." Floyd shot him a mischievous look, knowing it was a deal he couldn't shoot down. "What do you say~?"
Letting out an annoyed sigh at having to waste time with this useless chit-chat, Jade complied — mostly because he couldn't wait to see a special someone. "Fine..."
"Good," Azul hummed, glad that the business was taking care of. "Now, does Floyd need to escort you to your room?"
"No," Jade said, his answer shooting right out of him in a way that made him sound a little bit suspicious, as well as alarmingly desperate. He quickly managed to regain his composure though, which caused Azul and Floyd to shoot each other confused glances. "I will manage on my own."
Azul nodded before shooing him out of the lounge, something akin to a worried frown on his face. "Then get some rest. You better be well again tomorrow."
The two didn't notice as Jade walked into the exact opposite direction of the Octavinelle dorm, his legs carrying him towards the pool in the back of the establishment. Even though his mind had fought hard, the longing of his aching heart had eventually won the war.
The way there was long and dreary, even though his long legs made haste. The longer he had to spend time away from you, the more he felt himself running out of air, suffocating.
Finally, he arrived. The backyard was already coloured in dark colours, the night having replaced the vibrant rays of the sun. But the stars and the moon up in the night sky shimmered beautifully, reflecting off the surface of the pool.
As Jade slid the door open to the backyard, he could feel his hands shaking in utter anxiety and excitement. He wasn't the one controlling his thoughts, his heart, and his body — you were, although you weren't aware. His legs a little bit wobbly, he still managed to walk over to the pool which seemed alarmingly quiet. As he knelt down at the edge of the pool, his eyes watched the entity gracefully gliding through the dark water as if he was in a trance.
Eventually, you revealed yourself to the enarmoured male, your head appearing right in front of him. The splashes your sudden appearance created soaked his pants around the knee-area, but he didn't flinch as he felt the liquid touch his skin. "Jade!" you cried out happily as you gently took his hand that idly lay next to him on the ground while making sure that your eyes always were staring into his lovingly, enchanting him even more. "I knew you'd come back for me."
"(Y/n)..." Jade repeated your name over and over again as he extended his other hand to push a strand of wet hair behind your ears. You giggled as you snatched his wrist right up, pressing his palm against your cheek. Your laughter sounded so heavenly — had it always been this way? A radiant smile on his face, he couldn't help but whisper, "You're so pretty, (Y/n)..."
"Have I wrapped you around my finger?" you cooed, your enchanting voice drawing him even closer. There was a vicious grin on your face when you noticed the way he occasionally snapped out of his trance, only to slip and lose himself even more. "You're usually not this... open~! But I like this side or you, Jade."
His eyes darted around the pool in a moment of clarity. Hesitantly, his hands retreated, which was met by a few cries and pouts from your side. "This isn't true, is it?" he mumbled as his hands clenched his heart in pain. Normally, he had no problem concealing and ignoring his feelings — but now, he felt like a fish flopping on land, desperate to have your attention.
"Oh, that doesn't matter, Jade." You opened your mouth, knowing you would have to use your backup plan since he proved quite resilient to your charm. After all, a siren's greatest weapon were her vocal abilities. "Come to me, come to me..." you sang, your voice as alluring as the way your eyes bore into his, able to see all his hidden desires and emotions.
Gripping his head in newfound despair, Jade hissed out, "No... I can't—"
Learning your torso over the edge of the pool, you extended your arm towards him to beckon him over to you with a flick of your wrist. "Come to me... you're the only one for me~" you cooed, the melody invading his mind and taking over his mind until he couldn't form a proper thought anymore. The more his lips curled up into an unnaturally big smile, the more you grew satisfied. "Come to me, Jade."
Having completely succumbed to his desires and affections he had always held for you, he let himself be beckoned closer — until he was kneeling down at the pool edge again. "Yes, my little siren..." he whispered, letting out a blissful sigh when he felt your wet hands cupping his cheeks, pulling his face down towards you. Teasingly, you ran your hand across his neck and shoulders, watching his changing expressions in mischief. The way his eyes fluttered close when your lips ghosted over his ears, as you filled his mind with a soft lullaby, made a vicious grin appear on your lips.
"What a good eel you are..." you cooed as you sensually ran your fingertips down his left arm, causing the fabric of his jacket to dampen. You knew you had him completely ensnared, which is why you could reap your reward now. "Won't you give me a little kiss?" You pulled away, so that you were facing him again.
"I love you, (Y/n)," he murmured, his voice genuine for once. "I've always loved you..."
"I love you, too, Jade~" you cooed before you propelled yourself up with your tail to let your lips collide with his. He reciprocated immediately, leaning into your touch — so much that his fedora slipped off his head and sailed down onto the floor. Giggling mischievously, you wrapped your arms around his neck, and pulled him into the pool with you. Your lips stayed locked in a passionate kiss, even as Jade collided with the surface of the water and eventually disappeared beneath it with you, his arms wrapped around you tightly.
The next day, you awoke in your own bed with a big headache, unable to remember what had happened yesterday. The last thing you were able to recall was having made a deal with Azul in an attempt to prevent him from forwarding a complaint to Headmaster Crowley about Ace and Deuce destroying one of the lounge's fish tanks.
"Azul..." you mumbled as you gently sat up, your head hurting like after a hangover. A groan escaped your lips. "Maybe I should go ask Azul..."
"Finally awake, eh?" Grim asked as he strode inside of your bedroom, a can of tuna in his paws. Casually, he plopped himself down on the end of your bed. "You looked horrible when Azul and Floyd dropped you off yesterday around midnight."
"...did they say anything?"
Grim shrugged, chewing away on his beloved tuna. "The scary one only said that you were a bothersome little guppy."
"I see..." you hummed, the dreadful feeling from your stomach not really gone. "I need to visit the Mostro Lounge then, Grim. Feel free to help yourself to some more tuna if you're hungry."
The cat's eyes lit up in happiness as he eyed you curiously. "Oh?! Did they give you some 'generosity-potion'?" he mused, grinning from ear to ear as he stormed out of your bedroom and towards the kitchen. "If yes, then you should hang out with them more often~"
The lounge was still closed when you arrived after having basically sprinted there. Chest heaving up and down, you entered to find a lonesome creature cleaning the tables and setting down the chairs: Jade. "Oh hey, Jade—" you chimed, smiling obliviously. "Is Azul around here?"
He immediately shot upright once he recognised that familiar voice. Pupils dilating, he slowly turned around to face you with an eerie smile — one that made you step back in fear. "My little siren..." he whispered, as if someone had flipped a switch inside of him. The more steps you took back, the more he advanced towards you. "I missed you, you know that?"
"Wait, what?" you managed to stutter out when he had you cornered against the bar.
"You just ran away yesterday." He grinned as he planted his hands onto the counter beside you, successfully caging you in. His voice was incredibly calm, to the point it unnerved you more than if he would have screamed at you. "I think someone ought to punish you," he cooed quietly as he brought his face closer to yours.
Not able to keep your calm any longer when he nuzzled his nose into your neck, you yelled out with a red face, "Azul! Floyd! Anyone! Help!"
"Sh, stop yelling..." Jade whispered, his chuckles vibrating against your skin. Your eyes were wide in shock, and your cheeks were as red as a tomato. "Why won't you instead sing a song for me?"
Your heart skipped a beat in relief when you saw Floyd's head poking out from the kitchen. "Oh— Jade found her first..." the energetic eel mused as he carelessly skipped over to the two of you. "Just like yesterday."
"I can't... breathe—" you seethed through clenched teeth, thinking you would die of embarrassment any minute now. Jade wasn't a big help when he grabbed you by the waist and pulled you into his lap to sit on a bar stool. "Please, help!" You flailed your hands around like a drowning sailor.
Azul peeked out from his office, grinning when he realised what situation you were in. Of course, his mind was only focused on getting the most perks out of the situation. Humming to himself, he suggested, "We could come to an agreement if you signed a contract—"
Close to losing it, you screamed, "Azul! I swear—"
"Fine." Azul rolled his eyes, raising his hands in a mocking defeat. Waving Floyd over, he pointed his finger at Jade who seemed to be rocking you back and forth in his lap, an innocent smile on his lips. "Get your brother away from her, Floyd."
A relieved breath escaped your lips when you were finally free from the eel's death grip. "What's going on?" you asked, unnerved to see Jade rather angrily squirming in Floyd's arms, his eyes filled with such malice that you wanted to hide behind a table. "Seeing Jade like this is terribly unnerving— even more so than usually!"
"...I'll take that as a compliment," Jade mused, shooting you an almost invisible wink that managed to make your heart skip a beat.
Azul put his fingers to his chin, pulling his lips into a little frown. "So, you turned into a siren yesterday after you drank my potion. Then, you managed to ensnare my best worker with your voice..." he explained before shooting Jade an amused look. "In retrospect, Jade must have already harboured strong feelings for you if the effect was this big."
"Does someone have a crush~?" Floyd teased his brother whilst booping his nose, giggling. "How come you never told me that you liked our little guppy here?"
Jade let out an exasperated huff before viciously hissing, "Brother dearest, I swear if you don't let me go, I'll tell everyone about this one time you cried because someone spilled ink on your teddybear—"
Floyd immediately removed his arms from his brother, rolling his eyes. "Fine, he's your problem now, Shrimpy," he said, watching in amusement as his brother immediately waltzed back over to you, only to stand behind you and put his chin onto your shaking shoulder, a satisfied and close-eyed smile on his face.
"A-Ah, it's all good, Jade—" you murmured, wondering if it was safe to push him away — which you knew wasn't, so you decided to ignore the sweet nothings he whispered into your ear as best as possible. "Azul, how long is he gonna be like this? I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the old Jade — this one is even scarier somehow..."
Azul shrugged, somehow finding amusement in your suffering. "It should wear off after a few days. Until then, you just have to live with it, I guess. You knew the risks when signing that contract with me." He wagged his index finger in front of your eyes while cheerfully exclaiming, "And no! Taking legal actions against me is not an option."
"...wouldn't you lose a waiter if Jade is in this condition?" you asked in an attempt to solve this issue peacefully. "You could at least try to act a little bit more concerned..."
"That's why you're gonna work here until he's back to normal," Azul replied easily, looking down at his gloved hands, whistling a soft tune to himself. "Having you around should do the trick. It might even increase his concentration!"
"What?!" you yelled out angrily, which didn't startle Jade at all. He instead patted your head affectionately, simply smiling with closed eyes like he often did. "That wasn't part of the contract—"
"Well, if you want to be left alone with Jade—" Floyd trailed off, which immediately made you jump in horror. You hesitantly turned your head to your right to find Jade smiling at you, showing off his sharp fangs. You shuddered in fear as you inched away from him.
"Fine... fine..." you hissed, seething angrily. Still, you accepted your defeat. "I'll never make a deal with you again, Ashengrotto."
"That's what they always say when I come out on top~" Azul cooed, throwing a waitress uniform at you that Floyd had just brought to him. You caught it with a little yelp, stumbling slightly.
Jade's eyes lit up in excitement as he more or less gently took your hand into his. "Does this mean I'll see you every day at work now?" he asked, looking at you with shimmering eyes filled with utter happiness that hid the real danger lurking behind them.
Your heart sinking in dread and yet skipping a beat when he kissed your knuckles, you cried out, "Mom, come pick me up I'm scared."
Prompt: ˝Reasons why my boyfriend is attractive˝ the presentation. It was meant to be a joke, but as you started making the presentation it just continued getting bigger and bigger, more references, more things to add, ect. Since you put so much effort into it, naturally you should show it to him, right?
Word count: 1 725
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy
Ship(s): Dorm leaders X f! Ramshackle Perfect
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Yes, I did make all of these myself. Yes, I have too much time on my hands. I tried making them all different and unique to the character so I hope they’re nice!
In which (Y/n) has to play zookeeper for two eels and an octopus that are actually her three friends Floyd, Jade, and Azul.
They're slippery and shady — mischievous enough to pull her into the aquarium tank with them and almost drown her.
Request by @ilovefanficstoomuch.
"Hello? Is someone there?"
Wrapping your arms around yourself, you entered the barely lit Mostro Lounge with a worried frown on your face. The pyjama on your body did nothing to shield you from the chilly night air that tended to haunt NRC at 3 AM. Rubbing away the heavy eye-bags under your eyes, you cautiously further advanced into the entirely silent establishment.
Floyd had spammed you with messages earlier, all of them about an emergency at Mostro Lounge that he needed your help with. Intrigued and worried, you had immediately pried Grim away from you and made your way to Mostro Lounge. He had mentioned something about a potion having gone wrong — but nothing more, and you were curious about how bad this could be.
"Azul? Jade? Floyd?" you called out once again, growing a bit restless when you received no response and only tense silence. Your eyes wandered around the empty establishment, not a sight you were used to since you only saw it during its opening times when it was bustling full.
Furrowing your eyebrows, you pulled out your phone and looked at the messages Floyd had sent you. The bright light burnt your eyes as you carelessly ventured forward — which caused you to not notice the two eels flopping around on the floor until you almost stepped on their tails.
"Eels?!" you shrieked as you almost threw your phone away in shock. Clasping your heart in utter panic, you squatted down to inspect the two sea-creatures further; they looked identical — you couldn't really make out any specialities, either. Their scales were blue, with a little greyish tint to them. Their valiant flopping slowly died down, and they looked like they wanted nothing more than water. Your eyes turned to the giant fish tank to your left — the main attraction of the establishment. "Hm... the tank over there should be fine, right?"
You decided that it would have to do for the duration. Inching closer to them, you tried to think up methods of transporting them. They surely were slippery, and who knew if they would even cooperate with you.
You were tired, and so it was embarrassingly late that a life-changing thought struck you. "Wait— two eels that look identical... does this mean you two are Floyd and Jade?" You glared at the eels still moving like ropes that had come to life, their tails curling and unfurling in an enchanting way. "No, this must be a coincidence..." Shaking your head, you decided to focus on getting them into the water first.
A little bit nervous, you hesitantly grabbed them by their necks — your grip gentle but firm. They weren't exactly thick, but they definitely were long. "Oh— you're so slippery!" You almost dropped them again due to how smooth and even their scales were; there wasn't much to grab onto. Luckily for you, the eels eagerly wrapped their long tails around your arm — going as high as your shoulders.
You laughed as they seemingly got used to your presence, sometimes even teasingly flicking their tail against your neck to tickle you. Laughing, you held them away from you as much as you could.
"Ah, yes that makes my life easier..." you mumbled as you rose to your feet and slowly advanced towards the giant tank. Luckily for you, the top lid was already removed, and a ladder was propped up by the side. The eels seemed strangely obedient and calm as you moved — unfitting for wild and normal animals. "Aren't you two some good boys? Yes, you are~"
Your cooes seemed to coax them into relaxing further, but their grip on your arms never lessened a bit. As careful as you could be, you climbed up the ladder to the tank.
Finally, upon arriving at the edge of the aquarium, you lowered your arms into the water and let go of their necks. "Hm, now go take a swim! Let go of my arms," you drawled as you waved your limbs around a little bit, but they wouldn't let go and swim away — instead, they wrapped themselves around your arms even further and propelled themselves forward in an attempt to drag you into the tank, too. Your eyes widened in horror as you did your best to resist. "Wait— wait! Oh hell no, I'm not taking a swim with you! Get off of me!"
You put all of your weight into your legs and lower body, trying to pull your arms out of their strangely strong hold. It was a desperate battle of tug-of-war — one that you eventually won with just enough strength. The eels let go of your arms not before sending you a little glare. The sudden force of them letting you go caused you to shoot back, and you almost fell from the ladder. Luckily for you, you managed to grab onto the thick glass of the tank before you could fall.
Blowing a strand of hair out of your face, you exhaled to let your heart calm down from its heavy beating. "I take that back... you're not good boys... slippery eels..." you hissed as you watched them swim around in the tank, never straying too far away from you and always staring at you in an eerie way. Just as you were about to scold them further, the noise of something falling to the floor filled your ears.
"Ah! Was that a lamp crashing? I think it came from Azul's office." Your head shot in the direction of where the crashing noise had come from. Eyebrows furrowing in worry, you suddenly forgot all about the eels that needed a good dose of scolding. Instead, you sighed and climbed down the ladder as quickly as you could. Once your feet hit the ground, you hurried over to the VIP lounge of the establishment.
"Azul? Azul!" you called out as you pushed the door open to find the lights still turned on. Your eyes immediately darted over to the desk where the merman usually sat, doing paper work — of shady or less shady nature. Instead of finding a young man sitting at the desk, your eyes instead laid on a purple octopus. "Are you— wait, an octopus—?"
You froze in your steps, your eyes always remaining glued on his black button eyes that perked up at the sound of the door being slammed open. His tentacles were busy with whatever he could grab onto — one tentacle held a pen, another raised a book into the air, but the majority of his tentacles were used as support to keep himself on the chair.
You furrowed your eyebrows and bit your lip as you slowly approached the octopus that watched you as attentively as you watched him. He seemed shy, trying to retreat with every step you neared. "So those two eels were Jade and Floyd after all..." you murmured, the solution to this riddle as clear as day to you. "Floyd really messed up the potion this bad?"
You were snapped out of your train of thought when you realised the octopus was climbing down from the chair and beginning to cower under his desk. His movements were slow yet sturdy, and you did his best to follow him — going as far as getting on your knees to crawl under the desk, too.
"Ah, you don't need to be afraid of me, Azul~" you cooed as you carefully reached out towards the octopus, hoping he'd come to trust you quickly. Whenever you were about to touch one of his tentacles, he moved them away with reflexes as quick as lightning. A sigh escaped your lips. "It's just good ole me, Azul."
You took a deep breath before once again extending a hand and letting your fingertips gently drag against the slimy surface of his one tentacle. Azul immediately jumped when your electrifying touch ran through his body. It took a lot of coaxing — from soft petting to whispering sweet nothings — until he crawled out from under his desk.
You giggled as his tentacles wrapped around your wrist, the suction cups gluing themselves to their skin. Every time you removed a tentacle from your arm, another one would latch onto your skin. His black eyes never left yours, and he continued to stare at you in a happy way. "Yes, aren't you a good boy?" you drawled as you extended both your arms to carefully pick him up. "Much nicer than Floyd and Jade earlier..."
The octopus was as big as your torso but much lighter than you had anticipated. He pressed himself against your body, letting his tentacles wrap around your limbs and neck. He was much easier to carry that way, and you didn't have to worry about not getting a good-enough grip on him and accidentally dropping him.
"Aren't you adorable?" you asked in a baby-voice as you removed a hand from around his main body to stroke his round and shiny head. The octopus squirmed in delight as his tentacles became a little bit more lively. Their grip on you became stronger the closer you hugged him, but not strong enough to overwhelm you. "Hehe, your tentacles are tickling me!"
Pushing him to your chest, you set forward to make your way back to the big tank in the middle of the restaurant. "Let's get you to the aquarium, too, dear," you muttered under your breath as you looked down at Azul, chuckles escaping your lips. He sure was a clingy octopus once you showed him enough affection.
Climbing the ladder with Azul in your arms proved to be an even harder task than with Jade and Floyd earlier. Azul's large main body occupied most of your vision, and his tentacles sometimes went places they shouldn't go. You merely swatted his tentacles away whenever they mischievously slipper under your thin shirt — and you always told yourself that Azul wasn't doing it intentionally — but his tentacles seemed to have a life of their own and wouldn't accept defeat so easily.
Finally, you arrived at the top of the tank once again, your curious eyes searching for the two eels you had dropped inside earlier. They quickly swam to the surface, their eyes glued to the octopus in your arms.
You smiled down at Azul as you carefully lowered him into the water, removing your arms from around him as you did so. "Okay! Now, go play with Floyd and Jade," you chimed as you removed his tentacles from around your arms, torso, and neck — yet, you struggled greatly. His suction cups suddenly were really glued to your skin, and you couldn't just pop them off anymore. Nervously smiling down at the suddenly dangerous-appearing octopus, you bit your lip. "You'll be so nice and let go of me, right?"
The octopus wrapped the majority of his tentacles around your arms, a few of them curling around your waist and torso. His hold was strong, and when he tugged you into the water with him, your strength was no match for him. "H-Hey, Azul— you're stronger than you were earlier—" you cried out with fear sparkling in your eyes. Despite your protests, Azul continued pulling and tugging. The water came closer ever so slightly, and you were about to be pulled over the glass edge of the tank. "This isn't fun anymore. Please let go before—"
Your face collided with the surface of the water before you could finish your sentence. The rest of your body was quickly submerged in the water of the tank, too. Azul and the twins, now being in their natural habitat, had a major advantage over you. Azul's tentacles moved majestically as he removed them from your arms and instead wrapped them around your torso and waist. The eels swam around you two in utter excitement, and they tried to get closer — but Azul's free tentacles always pushed them away before they could get too close.
Your lungs were burning from not receiving enough oxygen, and your vision began to blur even more when the lack of air slowly became prevalent. Once your wide eyes fluttered close, Azul felt merciful enough to drag you to the surface.
You desperately yapped for air as your head shot out from the clear blue water surrounding you. Azul slightly loosened his hold around you, but his tentacles became something more akin to a cage and prison around you. Your hair stuck to your face like algae, and Azul's tentacles reached out to gently push them away from your face.
"I hate you! All three of you!" you screeched at the top of your lungs, glaring at the octopus that held you prisoner and the two eels that played guards. Taking a deep breath of sweet air, you turned your glare to the octopus that was innocently playing with your strands of sticky hair. "Azul — out of all three of you — I thought I could trust you... You were so sweet and adorable!"
Your cries caused Azul to wince, and he withdrew his tentacles to allow you to swim on your own. Yet, your heart sank as his tentacles curled around himself in an attempt to hide himself from you. The eels were lurking around your legs, waiting for the moment they could strike and hold you as a prisoner of their own, demanding attention and petting, too.
You swam towards Azul, a little smile on your face. "Aw, yes... I can't be angry at you, my favourite octopus..." you cooed as you gently removed a tentacle to reveal a shiny black eye looking up at you shyly. The tentacle in your hand easily slipped out of your grasp and instead wrapped itself around your wrist. You sighed as Floyd and Jade appeared next to Azul, flanking his sides. "Even if you three almost drowned me just now."
Azul had a hard time resisting from just ensnaring you in his arms again, especially with how your smile seemed so forgiving. Before he could imprison you again, Floyd and Jade had already wrapped themselves around your torso as if they were dancing a little dance.
Laughter spilt from your lips as you felt the fins on the back of their bodies graze your skin. "Ah— Floyd and Jade," you cried out once they finally stopped moving. "Your fins really tickle me—" Not sure where their body began and where it ended, you simply patted random parts of their tails.
A jealous Azul, demanding attention, too, poked your cheek with the tip of his tentacle.
"Wait, Azul—" Your laughter grew louder as you let your fingers curl around the tentacle that just had prodded your cheek. He playfully removed his tentacle from your grasp, wanting you to catch it again. Amused, you decided to play his little game with him.
Two eels wrapped around your torso and an octopus playing with your hand — that's not what you thought would happen when you had received Floyd's message earlier. As fun as it was, the water in the tank was a little bit too cold for you to be comfortable in. Although it pained you to end this little play-date, you stopped responding to Azul's tentacles and attempted to unwrap Floyd and Jade from your torso.
Signing when the eels wouldn't budge even a centimetre, you muttered, "I should get out of here before I catch a cold—" Instead of letting go of you, they tightened their hold on you — so much that you found it hard to breathe. "Floyd, Jade... please, let me go." They wouldn't let go — that much was clear. So, despite your circumstances, you tried your best to swim to the edge of the tank.
Azul would have none of that and let his tentacles wrap around your ankles. He tugged you back whenever you were just in the reach of grabbing onto the glass edge — oh, he was a sadistic little octopus.
Finally giving up, you turned around to glare at them playfully. "You sea-creatures are quite persistent, aren't you?"
You shook your head in amusement when finally, after you admitted defeat, Floyd and Jade unwrapped themselves from around your torso and began circling you like sharks. Azul, like the gentleman he was, extended a tentacle for you to hold onto. You grasped it and shot him a grateful wink.
"But oh well, how about you show me all the pretty corals and colourful fish while I'm in here already?"
The three grew excited at your words, and their movements became more erratic. You laughed as you watched them with fondness in your eyes.
Can you do some headcanons of Azul with a crushthat can see right threw him like his lies and tactics while teasing him in a cute or friendly way.
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Azul Ashengrotto
Yeah that’s how you completely destroy his composure. It’s also probably the reason why he’s developed a crush on you, honestly.
Somebody seeing through his lies once isn’t something he’s overly concerned with. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. He actually sort of appreciates the challenge, truly smart and wary people are difficult to come across nowadays.
But even as he tries different techniques, rewording every statement with utmost care, it seems that nothing really gets to you. On contrary -- You chuckle and tell him he’s adorable when he’s in the middle of trying to convince you to sign something, and he’s just baffled.
Parts of him are sort of angry and embarrassed at it. Cute? He’s trying to scam you! Do you think he’s a joke or something? Yet he doesn’t actually hate you. No, he actually can’t get you out of his head.
You get to see his less polished sides like this. Everytime you smirk and use one of his own statements against him his heart leaps, and he’s so flustered, sputtering as he tries to switch to another talking point.
Really doesn’t want to admit he’s crushing hard on you, though. He thinks it’s so embarrassing, it’s like a ridiculous cliché. The villain who fell for the only person in the world who could perfectly foil his plans.
Good day, Indigo-chan! Could you please do headcanons of the dorm leaders with a flat s/o? She just doesn't have boobs.
Everyone is beautiful no matter what! Please remember this everyone!
I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure about how to attack this idea. I took this more or less as a confidence boost request. Please send in another one if this isn’t to your liking and isn’t what you had in mind!
Dorm leaders with a flat-chested s/o
Though he doesn’t talk about it much, he’s a little sensitive about his height. He can understand having physical insecurities for sure
Although giving compliments about beauty and the like still leave Riddle quite flustered, he does his best to give you a confidence-boosting conversation!
He reminds you that he simply wants to date the person he loves. You opened your heart to him and that’s all he could have ever hoped for!
He tries to become more bold with his affection, like complimenting you behind closed doors!
Hold him against your chest, he loves listening to your heartbeat!
He tends to let his actions count for more than his words!
He’ll make it a habit to snuggle up to your chest a lot more! Chests make good pillows in whatever situation he claims
If you want verbal reassurance from him, he’ll be very blunt about it, as he is with nearly everything. It will most likely be something along the lines of “What? They’re fine, they’re boobs anyways.”
Cares not if you decide to go braless for a day or two (or a week!) Your body, your rules!
In summary, he loves his herbivore as she is! He just has a very hard time saying so.....
He understands deeply. He’s self-conscious about himself as a whole.
If he hasn’t already, he’ll show you some insecurities he has, like the stretch marks he’s been trying to rid himself of for years. This is a really big step for him! He isn’t one to talk about such things unless he trusts you 100%. However, he wants to bring you some sort of comfort! He wants you to know that although they are two different things, you aren’t alone.
He’s rather shy, but he will try to compliment you more! All of it will be in private though, he has an image to maintain.
He tries to plop himself onto your chest while you two are cuddling! You will have a very blushy octopus on your hands!
Although he can be a little insensitive to things sometimes, he understands quite well.
He can’t help but feel sad. Was he not complimenting you enough? How long have you been keeping this insecurity hidden?
Prepare yourself for a barrage of compliments!
“But I love laying my head in between them! And when you wear my shirts you always look great! And-”
It doesn’t matter where you are, he has little spatial awareness. Both you and Jamil have slapped a hand over his mouth and dragged him away countless times
Rest assured those compliments come from the bottom of his heart! He wants you to feel more confident! You’ve helped him through a couple of his insecurities too after all!
Willing to buy you absolutely anything! That bra you were looking at looks quite nice. You want it? Great, he’s already ordered some!
You can’t really change something that comes naturally with your body. However, Vil knows that insecurities are still very possible.
If you thought he didn’t like this particular feature of yours, you are very mistaken and he is offended. There is no such thing as an “ideal” beauty. Everyone has different features that make them look extravagant, the problem is when people don’t polish those features. He will drill this into your head
He’ll make it his mission to make you feel more confident. Every star shines just as they were made, you are absolutely no different!
He can get you many outfits that compliment your body shape perfectly! Or if you prefer baggy clothing, there are lots of lovely options available too!
Will give you compliments here and there! He knows that words of affirmation help, especially when they come from your significant other
Ultimately, the road of confidence is yours to walk. Vil will be supporting you from the sidelines every step of the way!
Similar to Azul, he’s rather self-conscious of himself too. He has flaming blue hair, really sharp teeth, and naturally blue lips, he has nothing in common with the rest of the students.
He’s rather surprised to hear you having an insecurity too. He understands completely though
He has a lot of trouble giving you compliments. Communication isn’t exactly his forte
One time, he tried to compliment you only to continuously stumble over his words. He gave up at one point and unceremoniously threw his body over you, face first into your chest. He hopes it got the message across
If you ever just do not want to deal with wearing a bra, his baggy clothing comes in very helpful! No one will ever know, not even Idia himself!
Rather confused at first
He doesn’t really understand why you would be insecure of something you can’t control.
You can either explain it to him yourself or wait for him to ask Lilia for advice. Either way, he will profusely apologize if he made you feel bad
He wants to make you feel confident! He’s just unsure of how to go about it
Expect a lot of odd compliments, such as “It’s small and cute.” He’s trying his best.....
He does remind you that he loves you for you. That means he loves all of you no matter what!
Will definitely try and cuddle up to your chest! He has to be really, really careful though, those horns of his are not just for decoration!
I’m a Vil stan through and through, but I’m also a bit busy with requests and a little uninspired, so I can’t write these as full length fics, but these won’t leave my head so I’m dropping these interactions here for someone else to write or to come back to later!
[ Shameless self insert ] (ง'̀-‘́)ง (x is me btw)
Vil: “What are you doing?”
X: “Am I not allowed to admire you?”
Vil: “Potato, you do know I get paid for my time, right?”
Vil: “I’ve never seen anything uglier”
X: “Now you’re just being hyperbolic”
Vil: “Also known as on brand.”
X: “Can you do me a favour?”
Vil: “Can you give me a reason why you can’t do it yourself?”
X: “Can you give me a reason why you chose violence this fine morning?”
X: “How’s the most beautiful person in the world?”
Vil: “Flattering me won’t get you anything”
X: “I was talking to Rook”
Rook: “How unexpected! Merci dear, I am well”
Vil: “you two just like lying to yourselves, huh?”
X: “Can I be honest with you?”
Vil: “I find it insulting that you would lie to me at all”
X: “It’s merely a figure of speech to politely ask for permission to express my thoughts in a way you might find offensive, please just give me a break”
Vil: “Never. Speak properly”
Vil: “Dear, come here I can’t stand looking at your hair it’s a mess and I need to fix it now”
X: “But it’s always like this?”
Vil: “Exactly. Something needs to be done immediately”
X: “I prefer smoothies with a thicker consistency, I also like little fruit chunks”
Vil: “I like them closer to juice, but how is this important information?”
X: “Sacrilege.”
X: “Your sun sign is Aries, do you know what your moon is?”
Vil: “I have no idea”
X: “Do you know what time you were born? I could calculate it”
Vil: “No, I don’t. You do know there is no determined fact when it comes to horoscopes, right? Your zodiac sign proves nothing about you”
X: “I’m thinking Scorpio”
X: “It’s good to see you”
Vil: “It’s always good to see me”
X: “I have a list of people that would disagree, but sure, in my case, yes”
X: “Vil, dear, sweetheart, love, why is Rook dramatically and longingly looking at his bow in despair?”
Vil: “I cursed it that unless he fixes his alchemy grade if he were to touch it, it would disintigrate”
X: “That seems harsh”
Vil: “He’s disgraced Pomefiore”
X: “You look happier today, did something good happen?”
Vil: “I got complimented today”
X: “I assume by someone different from the usual?”
Vil: “Professor Crewel, the man has fine taste”
X: “Would you wear that coat though?”
Vil: “Absolutely not.”
X: “If you had to pick one dorm leader to collaborate on a project with, who would it be and why?”
Vil: “Riddle, he’s respectable and works well, I trust he’d at least show up on time”
X: “You said that very quickly”
Vil: “Who else would I have picked? He’s the only normal potato”
Vil: “I need you to do something for me”
X: “And I need you to stop expressing your insecurities in progressively more harmful ways, but we can’t always have what we want”
Vil: “Harsh”
X: “You almost killed someone in cold blood, but sure what do you need”
X: “I feel like I don’t express this enough, however I really do deeply connect with you on an emotional level and care for you a lot. I do hope you know that besides your beautiful exterior I genuinely enjoy the intricacy of your mind and the complexities of your personality.”
Vil: “…”
X: “Why are you looking up?”
Vil: “I want to cry, but this foundation was expensive and I’m not messing up my eyeliner, not on your life”
X: “You’re very committed, it’s charming”
Vil: “Potato, shush, no more, we’re in public”
X : “It must be hard”
Vil: “be more specific when you talk, potato. I don’t know what you’re referring to”
X: “You must burn through a lot of makeup, covering up two faces”
Sometimes, nonhumans forget that humans (and specially humans from other worlds) can't understand the dating methods of the fairfolk. Fortunately Y/N has people that are willing to explain things to them.
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Azul had a shameful secret. A secret he hoped to take to his underwater grave someday. Since he was a chubby, little octopus he dreamed to meet his destined lover. You see, when you are as alone as he was, you end up… latching to your hobbies, and his hobby, to his shame, he’s addiction of choice ended up being romance stories. He dreamed of the day he would meet his soulmate, his eternal partner, someone that could see behind the façade.
Hopefully, it would end up being a human because that way, he would gain a soul as the land dwellers. Merpeople, just like their fae cousins, lacked souls. There were a few ways they could gain eternal souls, but the one method he wanted, no, deserved, was soul gaining through marrying his true love. Azul just hoped that he would end up with a better love story than that one mermaid princess that ended up turning into seafoam.
And he had finally found his chosen human, Y/N, a magicless human that had ended up by accident on Twisted Wonderland. They had seen right through him and still liked him. The problem was that merpeople, just like fae, had way different courting costumes. But at least, merpeople, were not as… strange as fae. He had seen some of the strange fae rituals the Diasomnia residents pulled to attract their crushes, and they were cringe worthy at best.
No, he would not be like them, he would use the old, trusted method of the Selkie Skin. Because there was love declaration that screamed complete devotion than giving your free will to your beloved. It was a universal known fact, there was no way he could fail. Right?
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Y/N was confused. For days, pieces of octopus, well, they believed it was an octopus because it was a slimy, piece of something that resembled a deflated octopus, had been appearing at the doorstep of Ramshackle. At first, they believed it had been the cats that roamed around the school bringing tributes to Grim. So Y/N would just swept it and throwed it to the trash.
The problem, is that the thing had started to appear on random places. On their desk at the classroom, on their backpack, on their kitchen. And they would have not minded it, stranger things they had seen on Twisted Wonderland, but the damn thing did not only stink to high heavens, but it also stained and was disgusting to the touch. Y/N had started to believe this was an intimidation tactic done by someone of Octavinelle, just how on the Godfather they left a horse head as an intimidation tactic. Did they accidentally insult Azul?
Maybe, they wouldn’t put it pass those mafioso wannabe.
But well, Y/N would had made dried meat from it for Grimm, but since the black stone fiasco, Y/N didn’t let him anything that didn’t come from a package. Damn cat.
Surprisingly, it was Tsunotarou that shed some light on the situation after on one of their strolls Y/N explained their predicament. He just laughed and proceeded to explain.
“You are being courted child on man, merpeople, unlike fae, have very strange courting rituals” he said with a smirk, “I assume it’s Ashengrotto since he’s the only octopus merman on campus, he’s giving you his skin as a sign of devotion, if you take it, he will belong to you as long as you have the skin.”
“Doesn’t anyone on this school know how to properly ask someone out? What happened to normal gifts and dinner?”
“Not everyone can be as civilized as fae, our poor merfolk cousins are kind of barbaric compared to us.”
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The next day Azul found his skin on his doorstep, so he assumed he had been rejected, until he read the note that it was attached to it: “At least ask me out for dinner before you give yourself to me. PS. I’m free on Saturday, I like sashimi.”
Of course his plan had worked, merpeople had after all, the best courting tactics, unlike the fae.
Yandere!TWST Azul Ashengrotto, Silver, Riddle Rosehearts, Ruggie Bucchi, and Epel Felmier with an affectionate s/o
TW: Yandere, Toxic Relationship, 18+, Blood (Visual), if you want me to put more tw/tags let me know!
Anon requested: Hey! If it’s okay to request, i’d wish for some headcanons for yandere Azul, Silver, Riddle, Ruggie and Epel reaction a touchy darling? After all, for MC it’s normal to be affectionate with friends and family, so, they acts the same way in twisted wonderland, with them and other people. For example… holding Azul’s arm as they walk? Giving food in Deuce’s mouth? Giving back hug? Thanks!!!!
I like writing for yanderes AHAHAH maybe too much-
This was originally posted on 20/06/2020 - I no longer accept TWST requests.
Azul Ashengrotto
I think Azul as a yandere would be a lot more open with PDA, but he still wants to look professional
So he doesn’t like it when y/n gets over affectionate with him, however stuff as holding Azul arm or hand, quick hugs and kisses are totally fine
He would get pissed off if y/n ignores this “rules” he has, but he wouldn’t scream at them, Azul would control them to make them feel bad for do it
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And on a different note, I loved ur squishmallows post like omg that one had me squealing to myself lmaoo
THANK YOU SO MUCH, I AM VERY AWKWARD WITH COMPLIMENTS, BUT I TAGGED YOU BACK. Also, I have to admit I am really surprised people like the squishmallow post since I was so insecure about posting it and didn’t think it was good enough:(
Anyways, ten bloggers you say... This was very hard to choose
