Madman With A Pen

I come in Sour Cream & Onion and Cool Ranch flavors

[kkomkkor]

i lov loland

[mafia-c]

“It’s like looking at a mirror, a broken one.”

Hot take: given how Kris treats the soul, I feel like the rebuke for mutual acceptance applies to Kris equally, if not more, than the soul on a pacifist route.

[lmaonade]

[clownhooves]

they should do this in real life

[lovewritteninthestrands]

pilot eyes

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[were--ralph]

i think the same way you get gifts on tumblr you should be able to curse users

[were--ralph]

[Curse of Bees] a bee will visit you and occasionally buzz realistically once per hour

[curse of crabs] you can not control them anymore

[Curse of Cats] a cat will knock a post off your dashboard occasionally

[were--ralph]

[Gift of Post Limit] gain +50 to your post limit (stacks)

[Curse of Post Limit] Lose -50 to your post limit (max 2 stack)

[were--ralph]

[Curse of the Ancients] your theme is reverted to an old tumblr layout from years past

[Curse of Anonymity] you can only receive anonymous asks for one day

[were--ralph]

@humans you're welcome btw

[were--ralph]

and then they didnt use it

[were--ralph]

not to sound like a perv on main but i love LOVE furry open toed shoes

this shit is so cool to me idk why

[Gruff]

[wordswithimages]

[nyabsol]

[senecio11]

Neighbors

Things that Ralsei wakes up to at 1 AM

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[punkitt-is-here]

the amount of Mother fans who don't engage with the political themes of the work is crazy. you mean you don't want politics in your game where you have to work a mindless factory job in real time to earn a living and incompetent cops beat you up for no reason and a fascist military force represented by pigs is directly opposed by nonbinary characters based on drag queens? are you reading the text or are you just letting funny nintendo colors slide off your brain like slop

[taffywabbit]

evidence suggests they were cooking back in 1994

[sharb]

Reblogging again because i had a moment to think about how brilliant this line is because even if it's accidental it's brilliant foreshadowing and set up for mother 3 as that's basically the central theme of the game, like if you remove this line you'd a really cool little connection and i just wanna appreciate how important these themes actually are to this series.

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn]

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

BLESS YOU, YOU  WONDERFUL PERSON

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[tf2playernames]

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[were--ralph]

i think i said this one before but i remember we used to go to church and one day on the way i just out of the blue asked the car "how do we know god is real? what if people just made him up" and the adults all got super mad at me and gave me generic answers like "we just know" and stuff and my ass was fucking CURIOUS so when church started i asked the Sunday School teacher and she was like "well the bible was written about him" or something like that and i was like "but someone wrote Curious George and hes not real, what if someone made him up too" and she was like irritated but was like "he's a talking monkey of course hes not real, children just like fun stories" or something like that and i don't remember exactly what i said but it was something very close to "but adults like stories too! how do you know he's not made up so because adults want to believe in something too?" and she got SUPER mad and i had to apologize in front of the church but i saw an opportunity so i was like "but no one answered me so i still dont know and i guess you guys don't either" and [everyone] got super mad and none of us could go to that church anymore

the adults were okay to go to church again but me and my siblings had sundays off from that point on and that was kind of a catalyst for the way my brother and sister perceived religion