Marvelously Mr. Fell

[azurefell]

Hello everyone! My name is Aziraphale, or Mr. Fell if you prefer. I am the current owner of A.Z. Fell & CO. Feel free to ask me any questions about anything! (This Azi is between seasons 1 and 2. He's currently helping the demon, @franciscobirdie get back on his feet. He's allowing Francisco to stay in the bookshop temporarily (forever) until he adjusts to the 21st century. Francisco stays longer than expected, and Aziraphale basically becomes a father lol. MORE ABOUT THIS ON Of Dragons & Bookshops)

Hello everyone!! I'm Angel and I use he/him :) I also run the @franciscobirdie account.

[angelnightingaleart]

stupid little comic based on a tweet i saw

god i hate them more than anything burn them with holy water please!

tweet that inspired this beautiful comic

[angelnightingaleart]

hey. hey you. come on. we both know you wanna attack me on artfight this year. cmon. we both know it. just follow me on artfight already

ocs under cut

[azurefell]

Booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 booooo!! BOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅

Booo!!! Boo!! BOOOOOOOOO!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅boo!

Boooooooo!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Im pelting you with tomatoes for your lame posts!! Booo!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Have a nice day.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[franciscobirdie]

HHAPY LATTE FATHURES DAYY. I DONNT HAVE A FFATHERR BUUT I CCCELEBRAYTID WWITH CROWLLEIY ANND @azurefell.

[azurefell]

Happy father's day! I'm glad we all had such a great time at the Ritz together. The pastries were even more delightful with you both there!

[somethingthatmatterss]

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

[azurefell]

Aziraphale noticed Riley taping the cigarettes together. "Excuse me! Young lady. Smoking is incredibly bad for you humans. You're ah, young. You probably didn't know. It's a simple mistake, but staying away from cigarettes will keep you healthier!" Aziraphale smiled.

[somethingthatmatterss]

catholic guilt strikes riley in the chest.

“oh i wasn’t— i wasn’t going to smoke this. i just.. i’m picking these up to throw them away! so cats don’t eat ‘em”

[azurefell]

"How kind of you! I worry for people sometimes. Especially the youth. St. James Park has had so much litter recently.." Aziraphale said.

[somethingthatmatterss]

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

[azurefell]

Aziraphale noticed Riley taping the cigarettes together. "Excuse me! Young lady. Smoking is incredibly bad for you humans. You're ah, young. You probably didn't know. It's a simple mistake, but staying away from cigarettes will keep you healthier!" Aziraphale smiled.

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[fishstrel]

Next I’m gonna teach you Bastard !!

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK YESS.

[azurefell]

Please stop.

[fishstrel]

Nahhhh, it’s way too fun!

[azurefell]

You know what. I'm just going to teach him all of them so you can't have any more fun.. He was bound to learn them anyway.

[fishstrel]

Ugh!! You’re such a party pooper!!! YOU SUCK AZEARAFAIL!!!

Im gonna get you back for this!!

[azurefell]

..Aziraphale.

Do NOT glitter bomb the bookshop again.

[fishstrel]

What?

Before the glitterbomb part, what did you just say?

[azurefell]

..Aziraphale?

My name?

You could always use Mr. Fell if it's easier to spell.

[fishstrel]

Your telling me, this whole time,

It’s been fucking,

AZIRAPHALE??

Goddamnit.

And no I’m not calling you Mr Fell!! Fuck you AND your stupid hard-to-spell name!!

[azurefell]

Someone needs to teach demons how to read. First, Furfur. Then, Francisco. And now, you..

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[fishstrel]

Next I’m gonna teach you Bastard !!

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK YESS.

[azurefell]

Please stop.

[fishstrel]

Nahhhh, it’s way too fun!

[azurefell]

You know what. I'm just going to teach him all of them so you can't have any more fun.. He was bound to learn them anyway.

[fishstrel]

Ugh!! You’re such a party pooper!!! YOU SUCK AZEARAFAIL!!!

Im gonna get you back for this!!

[azurefell]

..Aziraphale.

Do NOT glitter bomb the bookshop again.

[fishstrel]

What?

Before the glitterbomb part, what did you just say?

[azurefell]

..Aziraphale?

My name?

You could always use Mr. Fell if it's easier to spell.

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[fishstrel]

Next I’m gonna teach you Bastard !!

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK YESS.

[azurefell]

Please stop.

[fishstrel]

Nahhhh, it’s way too fun!

[azurefell]

You know what. I'm just going to teach him all of them so you can't have any more fun.. He was bound to learn them anyway.

[fishstrel]

Ugh!! You’re such a party pooper!!! YOU SUCK AZEARAFAIL!!!

Im gonna get you back for this!!

[azurefell]

..Aziraphale.

Do NOT glitter bomb the bookshop again.

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[fishstrel]

Next I’m gonna teach you Bastard !!

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK YESS.

[azurefell]

Please stop.

[fishstrel]

Nahhhh, it’s way too fun!

[azurefell]

You know what. I'm just going to teach him all of them so you can't have any more fun.. He was bound to learn them anyway.

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[fishstrel]

Next I’m gonna teach you Bastard !!

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK YESS.

[azurefell]

Please stop.

[fishstrel]

I love being a teacher❤️

[franciscobirdie]

FUCK.

[azurefell]

Oh dear.

[franciscobirdie]

RRATINNG MY FFRIENNDS

CROWLEIY 8/10

- MINUSS 2 FOR NOT BEINNG NICE TO MME

-MAKKES ME HOT COCOAH SOMETYMES.

AZIRAPHALELSLE / MYSTUR. FELLL 10/10 ( @azurefell )

- LETTS ME STAY IN THE BBOKSHOP

-TEACHESS ME THINGGS.

- NNICE TO ME.

-ALLSO MAKES ME HJOT COCOA

PPPESTILICE 10/10 ( @somethingthatmatterss )

- VVVERY NICE TO ME

- GIVES ME CCOOL HUMMAN SICKNUSES SOMETYMES

- GAVE ME AN IPPAD

KESTREL 9/10 ( @fishstrel )

- MINUSS ONNE FORE DINOSSSAUR BOOK

- PLUS NIEN FORR BIRRD STUFF.

FFURFURR 8/10 ( @dearfurfur )

-TTTALKS TO ME

-MINUZSS 2 FOR CALLLING ME A DDINOSAUR

PRECHUS 10/10 ( @precioussliceofheaven )

- HASN'T DONE ANNNYTHING BBAD AGGAINST ME.

[azurefell]

You're very sweet Francisco! I'll be sure to get you more hot cocoa as soon as I can. I'm glad you like it so much!

[azurefell]

Aziraphale!! Hi!! ꒰๑˃͈꒳˂͈๑꒱ﾉ*ﾞ̥

How art thee fairing? Hopefully well!!

I hope my favorite angelic bookseller is doing ok!

( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

I should send some sweets down to you sometime, truly it’s been oh so long since we’ve last seen each other!  “:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴

- 🎀🪽

Oh, I'm doing wonderfully! I hope you are as well. I hope I can see you soon!

[precioussliceofheaven]

Truly, I hope you can visit soon!

I do mean it when I say it brings me great joy to see you (❁´‿`❁)*✲ﾟ*

I heard Armageddon was averted, and that you were apart of the process, sadly nobody has given me details so I’m only to guess what had happened,

I would love to hear the story next time you’re over If you’d be willing to share! (◕‿◕)

It’s slow for information of big events to come to me, but it is quite the interesting big event to hear of!

I’m especially curious because they mentioned you were with a demon (⌒_⌒; it’s part of why I wanted to know if you were ok!

[azurefell]

I'd love to tell you what happened! However, It wasn't all my doing.. And yes, I'm alright. Demons aren't anything I can't handle!

[precioussliceofheaven]

Oh really? Im so glad you’re alright! (*´∪`)

Why at one point I even heard you were going to die!

(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣﹏ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣)

But irregardless of what happened I’m just glad you’re alright!

If you ever need to get a hold of more holy water to defend yourself you need but ask and I’ll provide!

(´▽`ʃƪ)

I always have plenty to share !

[azurefell]

No need to worry! I can make my own holy water. Wiley demons don't stand any chance against me.

[azurefell]

Aziraphale!! Hi!! ꒰๑˃͈꒳˂͈๑꒱ﾉ*ﾞ̥

How art thee fairing? Hopefully well!!

I hope my favorite angelic bookseller is doing ok!

( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

I should send some sweets down to you sometime, truly it’s been oh so long since we’ve last seen each other!  “:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴

- 🎀🪽

Oh, I'm doing wonderfully! I hope you are as well. I hope I can see you soon!

[precioussliceofheaven]

Truly, I hope you can visit soon!

I do mean it when I say it brings me great joy to see you (❁´‿`❁)*✲ﾟ*

I heard Armageddon was averted, and that you were apart of the process, sadly nobody has given me details so I’m only to guess what had happened,

I would love to hear the story next time you’re over If you’d be willing to share! (◕‿◕)

It’s slow for information of big events to come to me, but it is quite the interesting big event to hear of!

I’m especially curious because they mentioned you were with a demon (⌒_⌒; it’s part of why I wanted to know if you were ok!

[azurefell]

I'd love to tell you what happened! However, It wasn't all my doing.. And yes, I'm alright. Demons aren't anything I can't handle!