[somethingthatmatterss]

blog info / info on mun

this is an indie rp, multi muse, multiverse blog,, mun is a minor & new to roleplaying on tumblr

— i’m friendly and i’ll reply at the very least on the same day

— for ships my maximum for an age gap would be 3 years

— established relationships r okay but it’d be good to talk about it before

— i’ve been roleplaying since forever but i’ve never really done so on tumblr

muses

muse

pestilence

[somethingthatmatterss]

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

[franciscobirdie]

...YOURRRE NOT WELLCOME IN TTHE BOOKSHOPPE.

[somethingthatmatterss]

i will fight you outside than.

[franciscobirdie]

..WHATTE IF I DONNT WANT TO

[somethingthatmatterss]

…a rock comes flying into the bookshop, through a window.

[franciscobirdie]

It hits Francisco square in the head. He stumbles a little bit.

"HEY. DONT DO THAT. AZIRAPHALE SAID TO KEEP THE BOOKSHOP NICE. HE TOLD ME TO."

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i do what i want.” she throws another!!

[somethingthatmatterss]

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

[franciscobirdie]

...YOURRRE NOT WELLCOME IN TTHE BOOKSHOPPE.

[somethingthatmatterss]

i will fight you outside than.

[franciscobirdie]

..WHATTE IF I DONNT WANT TO

[somethingthatmatterss]

…a rock comes flying into the bookshop, through a window.

[somethingthatmatterss]

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

[franciscobirdie]

...YOURRRE NOT WELLCOME IN TTHE BOOKSHOPPE.

[somethingthatmatterss]

i will fight you outside than.

[somethingthatmatterss]

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

[franciscobirdie]

HHAPY LATTE FATHURES DAYY. I DONNT HAVE A FFATHERR BUUT I CCCELEBRAYTID WWITH CROWLLEIY ANND @azurefell.

[azurefell]

Happy father's day! I'm glad we all had such a great time at the Ritz together. The pastries were even more delightful with you both there!

[somethingthatmatterss]

bad father’s day.

[somethingthatmatterss]

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

[azurefell]

Aziraphale noticed Riley taping the cigarettes together. "Excuse me! Young lady. Smoking is incredibly bad for you humans. You're ah, young. You probably didn't know. It's a simple mistake, but staying away from cigarettes will keep you healthier!" Aziraphale smiled.

[somethingthatmatterss]

catholic guilt strikes riley in the chest.

“oh i wasn’t— i wasn’t going to smoke this. i just.. i’m picking these up to throw them away! so cats don’t eat ‘em”

[azurefell]

"How kind of you! I worry for people sometimes. Especially the youth. St. James Park has had so much litter recently.." Aziraphale said.

[somethingthatmatterss]

“yeah, yup.” she smiles nervously. one of her front teeth are chipped. “the youth! haha.. kids these days. littering and um. doing.. drugs.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

[azurefell]

Aziraphale noticed Riley taping the cigarettes together. "Excuse me! Young lady. Smoking is incredibly bad for you humans. You're ah, young. You probably didn't know. It's a simple mistake, but staying away from cigarettes will keep you healthier!" Aziraphale smiled.

[somethingthatmatterss]

catholic guilt strikes riley in the chest.

“oh i wasn’t— i wasn’t going to smoke this. i just.. i’m picking these up to throw them away! so cats don’t eat ‘em”

[franciscobirdie]

RRATINNG MY FFRIENNDS

CROWLEIY 8/10

- MINUSS 2 FOR NOT BEINNG NICE TO MME

-MAKKES ME HOT COCOAH SOMETYMES.

AZIRAPHALELSLE / MYSTUR. FELLL 10/10 ( @azurefell )

- LETTS ME STAY IN THE BBOKSHOP

-TEACHESS ME THINGGS.

- NNICE TO ME.

-ALLSO MAKES ME HJOT COCOA

PPPESTILICE 10/10 ( @somethingthatmatterss )

- VVVERY NICE TO ME

- GIVES ME CCOOL HUMMAN SICKNUSES SOMETYMES

- GAVE ME AN IPPAD

KESTREL 9/10 ( @fishstrel )

- MINUSS ONNE FORE DINOSSSAUR BOOK

- PLUS NIEN FORR BIRRD STUFF.

FFURFURR 8/10 ( @dearfurfur )

-TTTALKS TO ME

-MINUZSS 2 FOR CALLLING ME A DDINOSAUR

PRECHUS 10/10 ( @precioussliceofheaven )

- HASN'T DONE ANNNYTHING BBAD AGGAINST ME.

[somethingthatmatterss]

should be an 11/10.

[franciscobirdie]

PESTILENCE 9/10

-COMPLAINNS TO MUCHH.

[somethingthatmatterss]

the amount of ipads francisco owns 0/1

[franciscobirdie]

RRATINNG MY FFRIENNDS

CROWLEIY 8/10

- MINUSS 2 FOR NOT BEINNG NICE TO MME

-MAKKES ME HOT COCOAH SOMETYMES.

AZIRAPHALELSLE / MYSTUR. FELLL 10/10 ( @azurefell )

- LETTS ME STAY IN THE BBOKSHOP

-TEACHESS ME THINGGS.

- NNICE TO ME.

-ALLSO MAKES ME HJOT COCOA

PPPESTILICE 10/10 ( @somethingthatmatterss )

- VVVERY NICE TO ME

- GIVES ME CCOOL HUMMAN SICKNUSES SOMETYMES

- GAVE ME AN IPPAD

KESTREL 9/10 ( @fishstrel )

- MINUSS ONNE FORE DINOSSSAUR BOOK

- PLUS NIEN FORR BIRRD STUFF.

FFURFURR 8/10 ( @dearfurfur )

-TTTALKS TO ME

-MINUZSS 2 FOR CALLLING ME A DDINOSAUR

PRECHUS 10/10 ( @precioussliceofheaven )

- HASN'T DONE ANNNYTHING BBAD AGGAINST ME.

[somethingthatmatterss]

should be an 11/10.

[snow-storm-soldier]

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“oh. well. i feel fine.” riley says plainly. “i swallowed a nickel yesterday.”

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Hey, that’s not good. Cough it up, bud.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i’m pretty sure i already digested it.” she pulls out a dirty coin from her pocket. “nothing bad has happened yet, so…. it’s probably fine. do you want this?” riley gestures to the coin in her hand.

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Free pocket change? Don’t mind if I do…”

[somethingthatmatterss]

she throws the coin over to snowstorm. “you’re welcome.” riley smiles, crooked teeth peeking out from under her lips. “tell me if you like how it tastes.” riley looks at the soldier expectantly, waiting for em to eat it.

[snow-storm-soldier]

“I’m not going to eat coins like an idiot, you know.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“like an idiot…like ME?” riley gasps. “oh.. wellll.. to each their own i guess.” she shrugs.

[snow-storm-soldier]

He flicks the coin into Riley’s mouth.

“Chew then.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

she catches it and swallows, all without chewing..

[pixelartpeach]

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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month

[snow-storm-soldier]

Give more trans men kickass magic swords all year round, actually.

[snow-storm-soldier]

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“oh. well. i feel fine.” riley says plainly. “i swallowed a nickel yesterday.”

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Hey, that’s not good. Cough it up, bud.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i’m pretty sure i already digested it.” she pulls out a dirty coin from her pocket. “nothing bad has happened yet, so…. it’s probably fine. do you want this?” riley gestures to the coin in her hand.

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Free pocket change? Don’t mind if I do…”

[somethingthatmatterss]

she throws the coin over to snowstorm. “you’re welcome.” riley smiles, crooked teeth peeking out from under her lips. “tell me if you like how it tastes.” riley looks at the soldier expectantly, waiting for em to eat it.

[snow-storm-soldier]

“I’m not going to eat coins like an idiot, you know.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“like an idiot…like ME?” riley gasps. “oh.. wellll.. to each their own i guess.” she shrugs.

[fishstrel]

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

[somethingthatmatterss]

“are you doing okay?” pestilence is enjoying an iced coffee while watching him pace around.

[fishstrel]

Nothing! None-ya business, anyway where’d you get the iced coffee?

He stopped pacing to look at them

And when did you come in??

He looks around, maybe for a sign of entry, but eh it’s pestilence, they always find a way in houses even if there shouldn’t be any way in

I should get myself an iced coffee later.

[somethingthatmatterss]

“just now. i didn’t know you had a house.” she looks around at kestrels humble fish-scented abode. though he can’t see it now, at some point he’ll probably find a little rat hole that pestilence used to get inside of his house. pestilence can turn into a rat. she abuses this constantly.

“i got it at some cafe 66. we should go, maybe there you can tell me why you’re acting so strangely.”

[fishstrel]

Yeah, got it pretty cheap, old owner didn’t want it anymore.

He totally got rid of the old owner.

I’d definitely love to see that coffee shop, we should go! But if I tell you, you gotta promise not to be judge-y about it.

He’s being a bit cagey, is it really that bad?

The answer isn’t what you think

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i would never be judge-y to you.” she smiles and pulls her wallet out of her purse. nice leather. smells like money. “my treat!”

[fishstrel]

yeah!!

Kestrel quickly changes his outfit and drags pestilence out the door

As they pass by the nearby River, it used to be polluted and is now quite clear wirh seemingly healthier fish inside

He’ll deal with the rathole they made later

[somethingthatmatterss]

she looks at that river as they walk towards the shop. “huh..humans are being good lately. that place used to be a wreckage.” pestilence remarks before turning to kestrel. “i wonder how they cleaned it. geez, humans are just always changing, huh?”

[fishstrel]

“Yep, good ol’ humans,, always changing… all the time!”

Kestrel let out a nervous giggle and they continue on

“You think they have any sour iced coffees? Actually, no probably not.”

Well, he could always get sour candy to eat with it!

[somethingthatmatterss]

her brow twitches when he laughs. very suspicious.

“no, they probably have that. you could make battery acid- dump a bunch of sour candies into a can of monster.” but she’s not going to press it, not like she’s for either heaven or hell. whatever rules kestrel decides to mess with are not of any interest to her.

[snow-storm-soldier]

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“oh. well. i feel fine.” riley says plainly. “i swallowed a nickel yesterday.”

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Hey, that’s not good. Cough it up, bud.”

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i’m pretty sure i already digested it.” she pulls out a dirty coin from her pocket. “nothing bad has happened yet, so…. it’s probably fine. do you want this?” riley gestures to the coin in her hand.

[snow-storm-soldier]

“Free pocket change? Don’t mind if I do…”

[somethingthatmatterss]

she throws the coin over to snowstorm. “you’re welcome.” riley smiles, crooked teeth peeking out from under her lips. “tell me if you like how it tastes.” riley looks at the soldier expectantly, waiting for em to eat it.

[fishstrel]

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

[somethingthatmatterss]

“are you doing okay?” pestilence is enjoying an iced coffee while watching him pace around.

[fishstrel]

Nothing! None-ya business, anyway where’d you get the iced coffee?

He stopped pacing to look at them

And when did you come in??

He looks around, maybe for a sign of entry, but eh it’s pestilence, they always find a way in houses even if there shouldn’t be any way in

I should get myself an iced coffee later.

[somethingthatmatterss]

“just now. i didn’t know you had a house.” she looks around at kestrels humble fish-scented abode. though he can’t see it now, at some point he’ll probably find a little rat hole that pestilence used to get inside of his house. pestilence can turn into a rat. she abuses this constantly.

“i got it at some cafe 66. we should go, maybe there you can tell me why you’re acting so strangely.”

[fishstrel]

Yeah, got it pretty cheap, old owner didn’t want it anymore.

He totally got rid of the old owner.

I’d definitely love to see that coffee shop, we should go! But if I tell you, you gotta promise not to be judge-y about it.

He’s being a bit cagey, is it really that bad?

The answer isn’t what you think

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i would never be judge-y to you.” she smiles and pulls her wallet out of her purse. nice leather. smells like money. “my treat!”

[fishstrel]

yeah!!

Kestrel quickly changes his outfit and drags pestilence out the door

As they pass by the nearby River, it used to be polluted and is now quite clear wirh seemingly healthier fish inside

He’ll deal with the rathole they made later

[somethingthatmatterss]

she looks at that river as they walk towards the shop. “huh..humans are being good lately. that place used to be a wreckage.” pestilence remarks before turning to kestrel. “i wonder how they cleaned it. geez, humans are just always changing, huh?”

[fishstrel]

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

[somethingthatmatterss]

“are you doing okay?” pestilence is enjoying an iced coffee while watching him pace around.

[fishstrel]

Nothing! None-ya business, anyway where’d you get the iced coffee?

He stopped pacing to look at them

And when did you come in??

He looks around, maybe for a sign of entry, but eh it’s pestilence, they always find a way in houses even if there shouldn’t be any way in

I should get myself an iced coffee later.

[somethingthatmatterss]

“just now. i didn’t know you had a house.” she looks around at kestrels humble fish-scented abode. though he can’t see it now, at some point he’ll probably find a little rat hole that pestilence used to get inside of his house. pestilence can turn into a rat. she abuses this constantly.

“i got it at some cafe 66. we should go, maybe there you can tell me why you’re acting so strangely.”

[fishstrel]

Yeah, got it pretty cheap, old owner didn’t want it anymore.

He totally got rid of the old owner.

I’d definitely love to see that coffee shop, we should go! But if I tell you, you gotta promise not to be judge-y about it.

He’s being a bit cagey, is it really that bad?

The answer isn’t what you think

[somethingthatmatterss]

“i would never be judge-y to you.” she smiles and pulls her wallet out of her purse. nice leather. smells like money. “my treat!”