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god gets punched and cries (independent rp blog of blue from happiness charge precure. will rp with anyone... probably. i track the tag #azuregodofearth) M!A: none officially on semi-hiatus

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It is almost time

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“B-But this shirt is my favorite...”

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godofplanetred replied to your post:finish this sentence

“going to stop being so useless.”

You come into my planet, you kinkshame me right in front of my daughter figure,

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finish this sentence

i am g

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phantom is hotter than you

you think this is a game, anon

i am the god of earth so that means i am automatically hotter than everyone

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is phantom the puppet master of your cursed dick

not in front of the literal child, please

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“Also, if Megumi’s really that curious, I only procure the best soaps of the planet and they don’t come cheap.” [The god muses with a knowing smile and closed eyes.] “The vanilla and jasmine ones are my favorites.”

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BLU E COME TO BRAZIL

if you spin around the mirror chanting “god is gay” 13 times i will appear

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we'd complain less about your cleavage if you had more to show off

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just ‘cause you’re the god of earth doesn’t mean you get to flaunt your bare chest around in public like????? why do you go outside like that????

and why do you only have that one shirt with a POPPED COLLAR NO LESS?

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i can't believe i have a kinkshamer for a daughter

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musa-serenitatis:

“You’re literally flashing those bad boys out there nbd, God… not everyone is Miss Mirage or Phantom, so not everyone wants to see that business there!” 

“Look!! They look fine, trust me. Everyone must know my chest”

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“Why is everyone complaining about my chest... even my own daughter figure is kinkshaming me in my own house please leave me alone”

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[So help her god, indeed. 

Blue blankly stared at the coord that Hime had prepared for him firsthand, head tilting in curiosity. Did this princess really buy male outfits just for him because that’s honestly really sweet...

But it’s probably a lost cause because just like Megumi before meeting Hime, this god prefers comfort rather than. You know. Being all bright and flashy. And what could be more comfortable that his usual soft blue pants and blouse?

A blouse that shows off his Radiant Chest, even?]

“H-Hime...” [He didn’t even know where to start. May other gods out there bless this god’s poor soul.] “I-It’s not what you think! It’s not a date, trust me.” [And yet his reddening cheeks betrayed him.

It’s not a date, he’d insist. He and Mirage would meet up at the shrine, make small talk as they stroll around town, and then he’d probably take her out to eat at the Omori shop later when it gets dark.

It’s totally not a date -- he’s just gonna show her around town, that’s it.

He took a deep breath. Not out of exasperation, but just readying himself. He didn’t want to disappoint his adorable daughter-like figure.]

“Hime, I appreciate all of this -- I really do. And I’m not going to ask where you got the money to buy that outfit, even. But it’s not like I’m going on a date with her.” [He tried saying this in a straight manner but he’s still unknowingly pink pink in the face. What an adorable god.]

“But! I’ll... probably wear that next time when I go out...? Maybe?” [He said with with a small smile. He makes no promises but that outfit does look nice. Probably.]

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"You're finally back, Blue. You're just as useless as before."

How many times must you kinkshame me in my very own planet, brother

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[this blog will rise]

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“I don’t understand. Why do a lot of people want to make love with my brother? He... He mind-controlled everyone!”

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run any marathons lately, blue?

“Actually I did, just a few days ago! Human workouts can be so fulfilling when you do it with other people...

“But for some reason, humans keep on taking pictures of me and asking me to take pictures with them, and I’m quite flattered, to be honest!” [But he had to admit that they can be too... overbearing sometimes. Seriously humans, leave this god alone.]