Procrastinating Artist

Artist on Grind (Mostly Procrastinate) | Male 23

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[azurenoutarii]

This might be an idea for video game patent:

A hack and slash/Spectacle Fighter game where the graphical fidelity dynamically change depends on how good are the player pulling combo.

DMC 5 did this but with its OST

[azurenoutarii]

"Name is a blessing from the Past to the Present for their Future"

such a profound quote that you somehow found in a gacha game

[itsapmseymour]

I still find it really funny that the official Zelda lore, denies that

This game isn’t Canon, the game that has all the timelines converge thus giving Breath and Tears a reason to have everything…

But this is

The game where Link Between Worlds Hero leaves Hyrule to go put on funny clothes and save a bootleg Hyrule

[azurenoutarii]

I hate the fact that Paradox White Egg tries to stop Vaati Jr

has a better plot than Demon King? Secret Stone?

[azurenoutarii]

In light of Nintendo destroying Yuzu, I will remind you to preserve your favorite media locally (even your favorite youtuber). Because all youtuber are 1 'creepy to a minor' allegation away from channel deletion

[azurenoutarii]

When Nature already has its take on the Werewolf mythos, Horned up Salmon

[azurenoutarii]

The Palworld Pokemon hoopla does open a topic about how the MonColle game lives or dies based on aspects of familiarity to its player?

Even in Gen 5 where the roster is completely new they still make the design familiar enough. Like how Pokemon has the "Starter Grass Fire Water Trio " "Regional Rodent" "The Pikaclones" "Regional Bird" etc.

The way Palword takes some existing familiar designs and remixes it felt like the biggest factor of its popularity (besides its gameplay loop)

[azurenoutarii]

The saying "Pokemon wasn't made by Nintendo, Game Freak made them" is a modern version of "The story of Frankenstein is not about the Scientist but about the Monster"

[azurenoutarii]

Chemistry

So during my usual degenerate hour, one of the doujin out there is Tadano Hitohito x Komi Masayoshi (Komi's Dad). At first, i was taken aback.. Like why?? dismissed it A couple days later I found a video reading Komi-san's chapter about Tadano having an accidental Aquarium date with Komi's dad. It's supposed to haha funny sitcom but there's chemistry there (can't believe this dude managed to charm his future in-law). Moral of the story: If you're deranged enough, rule 34 is rule 34

[ohnogodpls]

Sorry Navia's grand-grand-grandma...

[azurenoutarii]

[azurenoutarii]

This is the first game i bought on Steam

I'll be honest, my game review drastically depends on how much money i spent on it

Pirated Game: it has some flaws.. I'm not jive with this

Steam bought: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING?!

[nesskain]

Some Mauga Sprays I did a while ago :D.

[k-eke]

They sleep

[feefal]

Ah!! Ghost egg

[feefal]

Gheggst… yolkergeist? hmmm…

[yamujiburo]

for those who don’t know, there is a pokemon alphabet (that’s used in the anime as well as some cards)

[azurenoutarii]

The problem came in Galar-Paldea where they make new Alphabet system with 0 cypher of it

[prokopetz]

Consider:

Victorian England: 1837-1901

American Old West: 1803-1912

Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912

French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

[azurenoutarii]

Good News Lupin The 3rd embodies most of that

[azurenoutarii]

Something Wriothesley definitely will say