Azur Lane Incorrect Quotes

I exist to either make you laugh or spite you. I've lost the ability to care about which

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New ask game.

To celebrate the release of Pokemon champions, gimme a shipgirl and I'll give them a mega pokemon

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Bismarck's final moments: scherzo of iron and blood

Well, I feel they were originally planned last moments, I feel. But they're surprisingly open ended, all things considered.

At least to me, Observer's dialogue reads as humored by Bismarck's words, and deciding to give her another chance based on that. Sparing her life, or at least stabilizing her, until rescue arrives, to see what happens.

It's not like Observer doesn't help shipgirls. In Soyuz's event, I believe it's stated that she allowed Soyuz to use the full power of her rigging. Sure, this was to help her against Hierophant, but I digress.

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Eugen: got gifted a bath bomb by a friend. I don't even own a bathtub

Heinrich: I own a bathtub. I wasn't gifted a bath bomb by a friend

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Ollie, the woman that you are. 😂

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*cough*

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Man I love Ollie

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I remember when I was little, I got my shoelaces stuck inside and panicked

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Kronii: I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!

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Kronii, 20 minutes later: why am I broke?

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Laffey: 6… 7… 8… Nimi, do you know what comes next?

Z23: Nine.

Laffey: I don't either…

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Eugen: hey, what does a non binary person do in the bathroom? They she it.

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I can hear that song in my head

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Ask game still up? Wonder what The Brilliant Impero would have 🤔

She strikes me as having a Drampa. Usually a very placid, chill guy, fitting the lazier impero.

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Yorktown: I hate my AI girlfriend. She's too code dependent

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Eugen: Oscar's dead.

Tirpitz: you can't just start with that, Eugen! You have to lead into it, saying he's stuck on the roof and won't get down!

Eugen: okay, I'm sorry.

Tirpitz: it's alright. How's Bismarck?

Eugen: she's stuck on the roof, and won't get down

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Multiple people seem to have made this mistake, and it's made this post one of my favorites for how much it's made me laugh

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Javelin: keep your distance, but try not to look like you're keeping your distance.

Z23: how the hell am I supposed to do that?

Javelin: …I don't know, fly casual.

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Raora: so you let Advent get away?!

Elizabeth: well, no… it's more like… chime in anytime.

Cecilia: oh, no. I'm enjoying this far too much.

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Very few things are funnier than running into someone you know on another social media platform.

Ah yes, my discord friend on YouTube. Or my Tumblr friend on Reddit

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