Punished J Name

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[official-keyes]

Got his ass honestly

[theprimememeister]

The Alien

[ratslain]

@kittybroker how much for the alien kibty

[kittybroker]

Spongy green alien from worlds beyond coming in for the incomprehensible price of only 18 space dollars!

[apollos-boyfriend]

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

[apollos-boyfriend]

this is what reading posts that refer to her as transei feels like

[notahorseindisguise]

[nanoraydx]

When I was in third grade I tried to convince the other kids at recess that I could jump really high into the air and glide like Knuckles. When my mom heard about it she was so distraught that she started paying kids in my class to be friends with me. If you ask me, that’s an awful reaction to your gifted child. But jokes on her, because even now as an adult I am still friends with everyone back then, and sometimes when they’re in a rush they’ll hop on my back and I’ll jump really high in the air and glide like Knuckles to help them get to a higher vantage point than where they were previously.

[sapphiconoclast]

this post is so stupid. the whole difference between flying and gliding is that gliding only goes down, you could never "glide" to a higher vantage point

[nanoraydx]

God you sound like my mom

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #366

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[apollojusticetimeline]

July 7th 2026

BREAKING NEWS! The finale of tonight's show of The Guilty As Charged your has been cancelled, after a musician's manager was found shot to death in her dressing room! Everyone will be required to give their name and address before being let out of the venue. Please cooperate so the investigation can continue.

[gingik]

[apollojusticetimeline]

July 7th 2026

The Gavinners' Guilty As Charged Tour has started a little while ago! There will now be a 20-minute intermission, after which special guest Lamiroir will come onstage!

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[livermartis]

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

[couchnapping]

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

[official-keyes]

Got his ass honestly

[grox]

[charl0ttan]

waitttt eht summer solstice passed why dont we all just throw up. why dont we all just explode and die and throw up.

[charl0ttan]

the splendor of spring will soon be mine to behold once more

[distractionsfromthefood]

[storyweavingspider]

I am going insane because the version I shared was from a fucking journalist IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM and people keep going “oh we have to wait for an article confirming it twitter isn’t reliable” like we haven’t been told repeatedly republicans are keeping him the barest consideration of alive until august to prevent a special election and anyone filling his place until January! News websites have accidentally posted in memoriam articles they were told not to!

“Brain dead isn’t REALLY dead” WE HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT ANYONE BACK FROM BRAIN DEATH

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gael-garcia]

Lupita Nyong'o with brother Junior Nyong'o as Viola & Sebastian in Shakespeare in the Park - Twelfth Night

[gael-garcia]

PBS will broadcast the play November 14, beginning at 9 PM ET 🌝

[mindswarm]

real