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24 | Gemini | B.A.P. NYC chick I post pretty shit in general.

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💋 B.A.P. Memoir:

* Firstly, we don’t feed into respectability politics over here. Take that elitist shit elsewhere. Thank you. 😛

*This page is run by a Black woman

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I want to compliment woman on their physique at the gym but that seems weird.

I just want them to know they’re doing a great job building. 😭

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You ever notice how stupid people will get one thing right and lose all humility? All of a sudden if someone gets it wrong they’re all types of dumb and “how did you not know that?”

A true sign of an idiot getting lucky-they try to make everyone else look as stupid as they really are.

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I have changed so much. Just looking at these posts of mine makes me want to shrivel up.

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Just looking at pretty women with cute makeup, hair, nails, clothes, a pretty room with the most beautiful pink bedding is so motivating.

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Gonna try out the Beetles mail extension set.

If this comes out raggedy Imma be pissed but at least I didn’t pay $100+ for Aprés

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I never in a million years thought I’d be this person but the gym has changed my life.

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So much has changed

I am no longer me

I’m who I wanted to be

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So there’s a reunion coming up…

The dress code is formal but not too formal. I don’t want to play it “safe” and wear black but I have failed as a fashion icon so that’s the only shade I have. I regret not buying those really cute dresses now. I used the excuse that I might not be invited to venues for these special occasions but guess who the fool is now…

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I used to write Fez fanfiction during season 1 of Euphoria and they did pretty well. I can’t imagine how poppin’ I’d be if I had the attention span to write Eddie Munson/Joseph Quinn fanfics. Those days are behind me, sadly.

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As I re-read The Hating Game it’s been announced that The Spanish Love Deception is getting a film adaptation.

Now you know what I’m gonna say…

TSLD can’t touch THG.

IT IS GRAINY, “4C” TEA MIX COMPARED TO THE HATING GAME’S DELICIOUS, SLOW-STEEP, SUGAR CANE INFUSED ICED TEA.

The only hope I have for this movie is that it’ll be better than the book. The adaptation for THG was ogre dookie compared to the book I am currently savoring like THEE Joshua Templeman savored his precious Easter eggs.

Now I heard through the grapevine that Elena Armas talked about her dream cast involving Sebastian Hobbit-Face Sam. One thing we not gonna do is the fuckery and tom-foolery, Elena. Now don’t play with me, girl. You better get an Adonis on that mothafuckin’ screen bitch. And y’all need to stop recommending Henry T-Rex Cavill before they hear y’all and I’d have to beat your ass, okay? Aaron Blackford is described as having a deep, baritone voice and if that motherfucker walks into the scene sounding like Alvin and the motherfucking Chipmunks I will burn every single copy of that book I could find because apparently the source material is useless to y’all.

And I love me some Lucy The Bob Hale but y’all know y’all did us dirty by casting her prissy, still-her-2014-acting-range-bag self as my Lucy. Don’t even think about casting Cameltoe Carbonara as Catalina mothafuckin Martín, you hear me?!

And when are we gonna get Smut Loving Productions to pick up one of our books? Do we need to call the French to get some dick on screen? I need my eyes to melt into my coochie when I see my favorite scenes come to life. I need to feel the romance in the air, so much I can taste it. Step y’all pussies up!

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So sorry to give this controversial take but you need to know my stance:

The Hating Game > The Spanish Love Deception

BUT

Aaron Blackford > Joshua Templeman

Although Joshua has the most special place in my heart.

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Okay, I changed my mind. I’m re-reading The Hating Game and I can definitively say Joshua Templeman is hubby.

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So sorry to give this controversial take but you need to know my stance:

The Hating Game > The Spanish Love Deception

BUT

Aaron Blackford > Joshua Templeman

Although Joshua has the most special place in my heart.

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If you buy any workout equipment, buy a spin bike!

I don’t feel like working out, I hop on the bike for 10-20 minutes.

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Having the urge to start this blog from scratch again. I do not relate to my own blog anymore. 🫤

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Reading “The Hating Game” changed me just now.