Ask Dr. Ard.

OFFICIALLY OFF OF HIATUS Senior researcher Ard- SCP foundation

[b-ard]

introduction:

hello! This is doctor B.Ard with site █ of the SCP foundation! i highly appreciate asks and interaction and I answer all asks

Rules

no explicit nsfw, mod is a minor.

if you reference an SCP that's not on the wiki, send the link.

no harrasment or hate

have fun!

list of blogs I manage

Main: @wpnzarsenal

Bill cipher: @theoneeyedbeast

fnaf: @ask-freddy-and-the-band

redson: @overheated-prince

Vent: @a-clowns-lament

weirdcore/ clumsy and 006: @welcome-back-friend

saiki k: @ku-saiki

Sonic: @hedgehogthe-shadow

Thomas Jefferson: @third-potus

Ihnmaims: @ted-godsfavoritehostage

wizard: @superevilwizardguy

Chihuahua: @anklebiterfromhell

Scp- Lennon Anderson: @seadogs-info

Scp- Benedict ard: @b-ard

old main: @thoroughbred-halfbreed

William Afton: @ask-mr-afton

other: @marcusjunis-brutus @get-greg-on-lmk @richard-bullshark

Facts about Benedict (age 38)

-unless looking directly at him, you can’t remember his face.

-the most people can remember about his face is that he has long hair and glasses

-he’s worked at the foundation for ten years

-his grudge against Anderson is completely unfounded

-he owns six guns but only keeps one on his person

-he was a doctor before the foundation

[agentlament]

I'M OPENING A SPORTSBETTING!!!

@seadogs-info AND @b-ard ARE FIGHTING. PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYONE, PLACE YOUR BETS

[b-ard]

(Actively trying to kill eachother for what- the third time this week?)

[b-ard]

FEMBOY FEMBOY FEMBOY FEMBOY

FUCK OFF!!!!! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE- WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR DUMBASS BOYFRIEND WHEN I NEED HIM-

[simoninthewater]

dr.Anderson (@seadogs-info) said dr.ard (@b-ard) is a femboy but don’t tell anybody 🤫

I wasn't supposed to tell everyone 😢 whoops

[b-ard]

THIS IS FAKE NEWS

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

*benedict ard and Lennon Anderson are arguing about something small, simple- you’re in the other room trying to keep Josie away from your cheese sticks. A gunshot echos through the hallway- has history repeated itself?*

SHIT- *picks Josie up and runs to the hallway* LENNY?! BENEDICT?! WHO GOT SHOT THIS TIME???-

MEAW!!! *Josie is squirming around from the sudden movement (and also because she wants them cheesesticks 💔)*

[b-ard]

*benedict is folded up on the ground shaking, his gun on the ground beside him- blood is seeping through his jeans at an alarming rate as he trembles*

[seadogs-info]

RONALD- HE- HE FUCKING SHOT HIMSELF- HE WENT FOR HIS GUN AND IT JUST WENT OFF-

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Did- DID HE NOT PUT THE SAFETY ON?! WHAT THE HELL???

Meemawwwwwww... >:(

Josie, no. *sigh* alright, lets just...drag him to medical...I dont feel like watching someone try to pull a bullet out again...

[b-ard]

D-DONT TOUCH ME.

*he sounds terrified- has Benedict ever sounded this scared?*

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

...We need to get you to medical somehow. *crouches down next to him, setting Josie down (which she immediately runs off)* holy shit, its bleeding a lot. Uhhhh... *looks at Lennon* do we have something to use as a tourniquet??

[seadogs-info]

way ahead of you *lennon is already taking his belt off* put this above the wound as tight as you can.

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

*nods and takes it* alright... *puts the belt above the wound and pulls it tight before fastening it the best he can*

[b-ard]

*benedict lets out a pained, strangled cry*

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

*benedict ard and Lennon Anderson are arguing about something small, simple- you’re in the other room trying to keep Josie away from your cheese sticks. A gunshot echos through the hallway- has history repeated itself?*

SHIT- *picks Josie up and runs to the hallway* LENNY?! BENEDICT?! WHO GOT SHOT THIS TIME???-

MEAW!!! *Josie is squirming around from the sudden movement (and also because she wants them cheesesticks 💔)*

[b-ard]

*benedict is folded up on the ground shaking, his gun on the ground beside him- blood is seeping through his jeans at an alarming rate as he trembles*

[seadogs-info]

RONALD- HE- HE FUCKING SHOT HIMSELF- HE WENT FOR HIS GUN AND IT JUST WENT OFF-

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Did- DID HE NOT PUT THE SAFETY ON?! WHAT THE HELL???

Meemawwwwwww... >:(

Josie, no. *sigh* alright, lets just...drag him to medical...I dont feel like watching someone try to pull a bullet out again...

[b-ard]

D-DONT TOUCH ME.

*he sounds terrified- has Benedict ever sounded this scared?*

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

*benedict ard and Lennon Anderson are arguing about something small, simple- you’re in the other room trying to keep Josie away from your cheese sticks. A gunshot echos through the hallway- has history repeated itself?*

SHIT- *picks Josie up and runs to the hallway* LENNY?! BENEDICT?! WHO GOT SHOT THIS TIME???-

MEAW!!! *Josie is squirming around from the sudden movement (and also because she wants them cheesesticks 💔)*

[b-ard]

*benedict is folded up on the ground shaking, his gun on the ground beside him- blood is seeping through his jeans at an alarming rate as he trembles*

[b-ard]

I Genuinely want Anderson dead like who does he think he is

[seadogs-info]

what if I just shoot you again?

-@b-ard

okay fuck you too Benedict, get out of my office.

[b-ard]

Looks like you dropped this, jackass.

I hope those wounds still hurt.

[b-ard]

Hi everyone, 

it is with great sadness that I inform you all that I will most likely not be on tumblr for some time

I have already told you on my main account (@wpnzarsenal)about everything going on at home, and unfortunately- my worst fears have come true. 

My guardian has begun to suspect my deceit and i will have to get off of tumblr before she finds out to save any chance of me seeing you again. 

This will not happen immediately- I’m hoping I can manage to keep this account in my life at least until next Monday.

Thank you all of every smile you brought to my face,

It has been my pleasure being Benedict ard ,

Until we meet again

-Brutus

[b-ard]

so I’m am going BACK on hiatus- I just don’t have the energy to manage the blogs on this Google account right now

[b-ard]

ASKS ARE OPEN!!!!! IM BACKKKK!!! (I have returned from hiatus)

[b-ard]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLES!!!! YIPPIEEE!!!!

Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown

Cavetown reposter. Link to Robin's music here: https://cavetown.bandcamp.com/

[b-ard]

heads up I’m probably not gonna be very active on this account for a little while I’m kinda going through a lot right now

[paulsshadow]

im gay now!!! yay!!

[b-ard]

hey

[paulsshadow]

huh

[b-ard]

OH FUCK WRONG IMAGE UHH

[paulsshadow]

im gay now!!! yay!!

[b-ard]

hey

[b-ard]

draw what you think I look like based on my glasses