Dr. Simon Tarn

SCP OC | SCP Aspiring Author SimonInTheWater (NOW ON WIKIPEDIA!!!) He/They The most awesome little freak ever

[simoninthewater]

Simon Tarn

The newest intern psychologist at the SCP foundation

Dr. Tarn is rather shy, but can be sweet.

He tends to be mistaken for a coffee boy or a regular paperpusher

Dr. Tarn has a stutter, with a soft cockney accent.

Dr. Tarn Is Transmasc, and Bisexual!

Dr. Tarn wears Decora hairclips, and Kandi bracelets

Dr Tarn has poliosis (where parts of your hair are WHITE. mod also has this condition, but to a lesser degree)

Dr. Tarn is, admittedly poly yepyep

Dr. Tarn loves baking and cooking, he will feed you if you let him [insert leaving grammas house meme]

Images + mod info under the cut

Reference pics:

and my chibi drawing of him!

so mod is autism and maybe ADHD?

mod has poliosis (but only very slightly and its barely noticeable)

mod will sometimes speak in 3rd person

mod is asexual

uh yayaya Im simon and uh....uh....uh...i forgor

[ihearthalflife]

pros of being a (n amateur) voice actor: i can voice my own character and dont need a voice claim! i can read whatever lines i want in their voice!

cons: i have to voice reveal if people want to know what the character sounds like

[simoninthewater]

dw i have this same problem too

[simoninthewater]

i kinda want some ice cream. you think they'll let me put a lil 20 candle on ice cream? hmmmm

[simoninthewater]

Its my birthday!!!!! yayayayaya!!!!!

[simoninthewater]

Alright, thanks... While I’m here, do you mind if I ask who you were even talking to?

(change in text colour doesn’t indicate a different person, it means a minor change in tone - purple is a bit softer, blue is sweeter

"Just.....someone from my past"

[simoninthewater]

BITCH I JUST GOT ONLINE WHAT CULT??? EXCUSE ME???

cult of Tom. hello person I probably know

[simoninthewater]

If there is ANYTHING you want to know about Tarn NOW is the time to ask

[simoninthewater]

the cult took me to a nice dinner.

gulp

[simoninthewater]

Haha, sorry, is there room in this hug for a third person? Couldn’t help notice you might need it.

"yes....yes please....thank you"

[simoninthewater]

I will find you, i will grab you, and i will…

*drumroll*

Cuddle you :3

*cuddles tarn*

"When you first started speaking i thought you were him again! hehe....thanks....t-thanks I needed that"

Tarn looks up at his cuddler, and he smiles while drying his tears

"Thank you. I'll stay here though. Its safe. here..."

[simoninthewater]

Just to let you know Novaetine loves dark chocolate and bitter shit like black licorice

- novaetine mod

oh thats beautiful :DD maybe We'll tell tarn lmaooo

[robotsdreamofelectricblood]

Oh so he's being sweet and kind to you huh.

Has he ever told you about how he murdered my son?

Has he told you about what that transplant did to him?

I HAD to put him down, you know.

It wasn't my choice.

Yes I abused him and violated him that's my fault.

but GOD DAMMNIT parasites are hard to kill, and he, what. Joined void? becoming more god damn immortal? oh yes my powerhouse oh yes Tarn get away with everything because you're a sad. little. victim.

oh for fuck sake Tarn.

Tell them every single thing.

but you wont, because you cant lose them too

THEY DON'T LOVE YOU

NOBODY WILL.

[simoninthewater]

"Please leave me alone. Elias, please. stop. please"

Tarn's head falls to the keyboard of his laptop, his shoulders hunched and he begins to cry.

He screams as the tears fall down his cheeks, he shakes, and everything feels way too heavy

"LEAVE ME ALONE... goddammit LEAVE. ME. ALONE" Tarn emphasizes his words with a slam against the desk

"You won't get anyone to side with you you're just an asshole trying to antagonize me so people won't care when you kill me! well do it! I'll come back! I'm just a parasite right? RIGHT!?" Tarn starts to laugh, he stands up and he brings his hands to the computer, he picks it up, waiting a second before throwing it against the wall, effectively destroying it

"I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY. TRY TO GET TO ME AGAIN. I'LL KEEP DESTROYING THINGS UNTIL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

Tarn falls to his knees, crying again, but silently this time. Tarn crawls under his desk and he just, sits there with tears streaming down his face.

[simoninthewater]

I was asked by a friend of mine

How do I make ocs

I dont. they come to me in my dreams. then I like, write about them

[simoninthewater]

THEY TOLD ME TO GO TO SLEEP EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT AND ITS MORNING AGAIN AUUUGHHHB

[emarrow]

im gona throw up

[simoninthewater]

"okay. thats not good. so sit down. d-drink water"

[emarrow]

ok. ok ill be fine. thanks simon

[simoninthewater]

"Good! hope nothing's too wrong with you! hmhm! might be allergies. I throw up when allergy season hits."

[emarrow]

…yeah.

[simoninthewater]

"And if you need, we all heard, EHEM I should have plan B. or pregnancy tests, UHM chocolate. lots of chocolate."

[emarrow]

I KNOW. MENTIONINGTHAT WAS UNNECESSARY

…i dont need those other things can i just have the chocolate please

[simoninthewater]

Tarn looks through his pockets, he pulls out some probably not cheap bar he was probably intending on eating later, He hands it to Marrow, smiling brightly despite his mutterings

"Its 98% dark, but I don't think its too bad. The bitterness is part of the charm, y'know?"

[emarrow]

…oh my God.

…I… I fucking love dark chocolate. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Augh, you just made my whole day…

[simoninthewater]

"Aha! most people call me crazy for liking something not as sweet....Ah, I also don't really like American chocolate for that reason....too sweet, dutch is great, if you have the means to get good dutch chocolate I really recommend it!"

[emarrow]

im gona throw up

[simoninthewater]

"okay. thats not good. so sit down. d-drink water"

[emarrow]

ok. ok ill be fine. thanks simon

[simoninthewater]

"Good! hope nothing's too wrong with you! hmhm! might be allergies. I throw up when allergy season hits."

[emarrow]

…yeah.

[simoninthewater]

"And if you need, we all heard, EHEM I should have plan B. or pregnancy tests, UHM chocolate. lots of chocolate."

[emarrow]

I KNOW. MENTIONINGTHAT WAS UNNECESSARY

…i dont need those other things can i just have the chocolate please

[simoninthewater]

Tarn looks through his pockets, he pulls out some probably not cheap bar he was probably intending on eating later, He hands it to Marrow, smiling brightly despite his mutterings

"Its 98% dark, but I don't think its too bad. The bitterness is part of the charm, y'know?"

[emarrow]

im gona throw up

[simoninthewater]

"okay. thats not good. so sit down. d-drink water"

[emarrow]

ok. ok ill be fine. thanks simon

[simoninthewater]

"Good! hope nothing's too wrong with you! hmhm! might be allergies. I throw up when allergy season hits."

[emarrow]

…yeah.

[simoninthewater]

"And if you need, we all heard, EHEM I should have plan B. or pregnancy tests, UHM chocolate. lots of chocolate."