paul!!

i like being a shadow

[paulsshadow]

what a dumbass

[paulsshadow]

somebody got shot again and it wasn’t me this time

who was it this time.

[seadogs-info]

Benedict (@b-ard)

He shot himself in the thigh

[paulsshadow]

and why did he do that...

[seadogs-info]

he forgot to put the safety on and it went off in his waistband

[paulsshadow]

oh my fucking god.

[paulsshadow]

somebody got shot again and it wasn’t me this time

who was it this time.

[seadogs-info]

Benedict (@b-ard)

He shot himself in the thigh

[paulsshadow]

and why did he do that...

[paulsshadow]

somebody got shot again and it wasn’t me this time

who was it this time.

[paulsshadow]

how many days was i a shadow again

[paulsshadow]

im gay now!!! yay!!

[b-ard]

hey

[paulsshadow]

huh

[paulsshadow]

im gay now!!! yay!!

[seadogs-info]

DR. ARD FUCKING SHOT ME

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Wha- WHAT?! OH SHIT- UHH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MEDKIT- WHERE IS A NURSE?! OH GOD- DO WE EVEN HAVE ONE??? UMM UHHH-

[paulsshadow]

got one

*he just casually throws the medkit to fisher while being a shadow*

[seadogs-info]

yall are taking too long im finna just DIE

*messing with the wounds like a dumbass*

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

STOP MESSING WITH THE FUCKING WOUNDS- *insert ermm medical shit idk. Hes trying to stop the bleeding with gauze.*

[seadogs-info]

I still have two bullets lodged in my spleen and intestines.

and I’m getting a little light headed…

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

UHHH- HOW DO- PAUL GET A DOCTOR???? A NURSE? ANYONE WITH ACTUAL MEDICAL EXPERIENCE?!

@paulsshadow

[paulsshadow]

ILL BE RIGHT BACK!! I'LL CALL ALL AVAILABLE NURSES AND MEDICAL STAFF

*woosh as shadow, he just likes being one*

[b-ard]

honestly, you people need to take some kind of emergency classes. Get out of the way.

(@localfoundationscientist-fisher)

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Why should I trust YOU?! Youre the one who shot him!!!

[b-ard]

because I’m a medical professional and you’re not? Also if he actually dies from this I’ll get demoted to D-class-

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

...*sigh* of course youre only doing this for your benefit...fine. *moves out of the way*

[b-ard]

*snaps fingers in andersons face* hey, dumbass, can you hear me?

Mm…

good enough- anybody got a pocket knife or something?

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

... @paulsshadow do you?

[paulsshadow]

got one around me all the time

*same shadow-to-physical thing of the pocket knife, has a few stains in it though.*

[seadogs-info]

DR. ARD FUCKING SHOT ME

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Wha- WHAT?! OH SHIT- UHH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MEDKIT- WHERE IS A NURSE?! OH GOD- DO WE EVEN HAVE ONE??? UMM UHHH-

[paulsshadow]

got one

*he just casually throws the medkit to fisher while being a shadow*

[seadogs-info]

yall are taking too long im finna just DIE

*messing with the wounds like a dumbass*

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

STOP MESSING WITH THE FUCKING WOUNDS- *insert ermm medical shit idk. Hes trying to stop the bleeding with gauze.*

[seadogs-info]

I still have two bullets lodged in my spleen and intestines.

and I’m getting a little light headed…

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

UHHH- HOW DO- PAUL GET A DOCTOR???? A NURSE? ANYONE WITH ACTUAL MEDICAL EXPERIENCE?!

@paulsshadow

[paulsshadow]

ILL BE RIGHT BACK!! I'LL CALL ALL AVAILABLE NURSES AND MEDICAL STAFF

*woosh as shadow, he just likes being one*

[seadogs-info]

DR. ARD FUCKING SHOT ME

[localfoundationscientist-fisher]

Wha- WHAT?! OH SHIT- UHH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MEDKIT- WHERE IS A NURSE?! OH GOD- DO WE EVEN HAVE ONE??? UMM UHHH-

[paulsshadow]

got one

*he just casually throws the medkit to fisher while being a shadow*