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knockfivetimes

Can’t stop watching this

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

oribiys-remade-deactivated20200

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

battenna

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

geekandmisandry

Racism has them so confused.

geekandmisandry

The devil can take me now. It will never get better than this.

subterraneanbanjos

Are you willing to legitimately explain this to me? Im confused and I know Im missing something here…. Im just uneducated about whatever this post is talking about. I just dont get whats going on here. Legitimate question, not an attack or anything.

geekandmisandry

Hey there! Arabic numerals are a name for the numerals we use. Our base ten 0123456789 system is Arabic/Indian numerals. Latin numerals are I II III IIIV V VI VII VIII IX X etc

People are rejecting/accepting it based on the name.

Including the person above who goes on a rant about how we don’t need anything from the middle east or Africa because the “western world” is superior.

daggers-drawn

youllnevershutdowntherealnapster

Just read it.

baetology

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

trapbinch

I’m confused, what is left…

trapbinch

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

baetology

You really forgot your whole brain.

pussylipgloss

she read this post with her pussy

tipsymaple-blog

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

saber-chan

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

jump-spark

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

dateacutiesuggestion

Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake

catchymemes

just a dude & his skateboard

distinguishedbaloney

wivernryder

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

hotmolasses

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day. They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.