Evil Tumblr

HEROS DNI - henchman-run - EVIL RULES! He/Him

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Remember: true evil comes from believing in yourself! So never give up!

[shiny-good-rock]

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

[shiny-good-rock]

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

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Hey hi this is @frostedbladekeeper how do i find a henchman. im 17 and i want to commit violence against the wizards chasing me and trying to kill me with horrible loud metal sticks but i am also lost and i need a human (ugh) or someone else to help me not die and also bring me snacks

Ok, this is a big conversation.

check forums!

contact a goon lending organization if you need some string arms.

find some gremlins in danger, save them, they’ll be forever loyal.

personally, my boss pursued number 3 for me!

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Are you evil?

Yes.

[death-threat-collector]

I mean, it's in the name. What did you expect?

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You’d be surprised, man.

[mayonaisalspray]

check it out, im in the house like

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gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[loss-detector]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

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This is the first step in our reign of evil! Together, friends!

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[dovand]

[official-penis-posts]

Love this journey

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My boss just fired me. And I'm worried that there's something wrong...

Help?

- @dont-call-me-doggy

That’s not good… um… how can I help? Do you need a place to stay? Help investigating? Should I get my dad?!?? That’s my worst fear I’m so sorry that happened to you.

[dont-call-me-doggy]

I don't know. I think he's planning something really irrational. Just... Moral support would be nice...

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Ok!!!! I’m here for you!!! Do you want hugs? We can give you lots of hugs!! And soup!! My boss makes amazing soup!!

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

this is so fucking fake

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no it’s not we are definitely real henchmen posting true tumblr posts and not teenagers on gimmick blogs.

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sometimes you need an evil break to rest your wicked eyes and mind.

remember to take that break soon.

[byjove]

reverse house flipping. I’m making the inside of this boring house bizarre, outdated and creepy.

[audioexorcisms]

Anyone seen this movie

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My boss just fired me. And I'm worried that there's something wrong...

Help?

- @dont-call-me-doggy

That’s not good… um… how can I help? Do you need a place to stay? Help investigating? Should I get my dad?!?? That’s my worst fear I’m so sorry that happened to you.

[dont-call-me-doggy]

I don't know. I think he's planning something really irrational. Just... Moral support would be nice...

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Ok!!!! I’m here for you!!! Do you want hugs? We can give you lots of hugs!! And soup!! My boss makes amazing soup!!

[dont-call-me-doggy]

That would be nice...

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Ok!!! You can come to the lair!!! We’ll get the guest room ready!!!! You’ll be ok!!!!

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My boss just fired me. And I'm worried that there's something wrong...

Help?

- @dont-call-me-doggy

That’s not good… um… how can I help? Do you need a place to stay? Help investigating? Should I get my dad?!?? That’s my worst fear I’m so sorry that happened to you.

[dont-call-me-doggy]

I don't know. I think he's planning something really irrational. Just... Moral support would be nice...

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Ok!!!! I’m here for you!!! Do you want hugs? We can give you lots of hugs!! And soup!! My boss makes amazing soup!!

[evilblr]

My boss just fired me. And I'm worried that there's something wrong...

Help?

- @dont-call-me-doggy

That’s not good… um… how can I help? Do you need a place to stay? Help investigating? Should I get my dad?!?? That’s my worst fear I’m so sorry that happened to you.

[dont-call-me-doggy]

EVERYONE IS A FREAK BEING A FREAK IS COOL AND AWESOME AND NORMAL. I HAVE SCALES!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

~ EVIL!!!! 😈👻😈😈🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💀💀

Yeah, but the freak I'm dealing with rn wants to kidnap my boss's boo, so I kinda don't like them

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SORRY WAS REFFERRING TO YOU. YOU ARE A NORMAL FREAK THEYRE A BAD JERKY PERSON.

[ominous-signs]

[gimmick-thief]

am I the kid that the guidance counselors are too familiar with then

[rotating-donuts-blog]

i feel like im the weird autistic furry of rabid middle schoolers

[ominous-signs]

I am entranced by this gif oh my gosh

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Redtail Catfish

Phractocephalus hemioliopterus

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the aro flag color picked from the above image

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

certified evil post

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I don’t know about the rest of you but the teachers all love me. :3