he he hoo ha

18 /// She/Her /// my hands are hot My feet are cold and this is how I popsico

[b0ngwter]

If you are what you eat then I am a cigarette

[b0ngwter]

The world is my ashtray

[b0ngwter]

I hate when men think its a personal accomplishment of theirs when im literally just ovulating

[devious-little-milkmaiden]

saw characters + text posts I saved to their Pinterest boards part II

[01-void]

uhhhhhhhhrjfhfdiejfjjsjr idk here's a silly thing I made LOL

[shittysawtraps]

jigsaw reportedly in the process of developing the “saw treat,” which is like a saw trap but good

[fuzziiwuzzii]

THEY’RE SO CUTE IM SICK HAPPY PRIDE CLAUDELEINE!!!🏳️‍🌈

[mirroredmemoriez]

awh hell nawh not the jigsquad

I wonder what requirements there is to become one…

[battertv]

The 10th doctor is a coward if I bagged Rose Tyler I would've burned up at least 500 universes to be with her. Like who gaf about those random people that's my WIFE

[platinum-chip-17]

[dal3ks]

hearing “i’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye” really set the standards high when i was a preteen

[dannielmatthews]

being at home sucks but being at school sucks. what am i supposed to do in this situation.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Why does every therapist tell me that I’m so bright and confident and articulate, can you please help me deal with the gaping hole in my chest

[facelessoldgargoyle]

I’m bleeding out over here and they can only think to tell me that love the cut of my jib. Focus Dave!! Get a fucking gauze pack!!

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Me: I think I’m a worm, crawling in the dust

Them: and yet such a well-spoken and dapper worm

[pfaugh]

would you love you, if you were a worm

[everythingmatters]

they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured

[b0ngwter]

Blue raspberry

[blasphemy-no-repentance]

[smallenoughtopurr]

Lawrence should have lead with this tbh

[publpi]

keep smoking i love you