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evil ramble blog anyone may follow doumidas

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[b0r4g1n4c343]

i wish 67 was still funny i got attached to it

[b0r4g1n4c343]

the new season of r*ck and m*rty is about the same quality as the new season of int*rview with the v*mpire and they even have about the same amount of incest

[b0r4g1n4c343]

next wc is in morocco/portugal/spain i neeeeeeed to go. planning my 2030 vacation

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I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO GO TO MEXICO THIS YEAR but just not feasible sigh

[b0r4g1n4c343]

next wc is in morocco/portugal/spain i neeeeeeed to go. planning my 2030 vacation

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tfw you crave an ibuprofen but you want to keep your liver in tip top shape in preparation for upcoming post-surgery painkillers </3 life is literal pain

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[formlab]

Shifting Tides, Anton Elfilter

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

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a thousand people and only two stopped 🤔 #society... i was fine though i had it handled & didn't actually want anyone to stop for me. but the second guy was actually very helpful and filled my spare with air. i think some people just love stopping for people on the side of the road and accumulating good karma. the best type of peopel!

[b0r4g1n4c343]

the way i live my life probably no more than a hundred people witness me in a day, but yesterday as i idly stared at the cars rushing by i realized maybe a thousand people laid eyes on me

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related: one time i was driving down the highway and started freaking out looking at the cars coming my direction on the other side because i imagined each individual person flying down the road at such high speeds and the sheer number of them

[b0r4g1n4c343]

the way i live my life probably no more than a hundred people witness me in a day, but yesterday as i idly stared at the cars rushing by i realized maybe a thousand people laid eyes on me

[b0r4g1n4c343]

tried to spell "dogs" like "dogues" ??