Sand in your Boots

Sa-sa-sa... sav'otta! The name's Bozai. I'm 35, single, and I LOVE jogging. Especially in the sand." [RP blog for Bozai from Breath of the Wild]

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Bozai is cute and annoying and I love him

I CRAVE more fanart of these two!! so here is my own!

Please do not repost!!

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Everyone always draws Gerudo vai Link looking all soft and coy but I made him wear that outfit for several hours while murdering everything in the desert.

Then when I could finally afford the voe outfit, I didn’t really need it anymore, so it just looks nice lol.

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[inboxideas]

You've got three words to make my character blush.

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@breathexinxthexwild | ➸ cont. from here

After reading what the small hylian vai wrote on the slate, Bozai seems to have caught himself. 

“O-oh my... did I say that out loud? Forgive my tactlessness.” he laughed awkwardly, adjusting his glasses that made it glint in the sun and obscuring his eyes.

It was hard to get rid of his habit of talking to himself out loud, having spent most of his days in the desert traveling alone with no one to talk to. Maybe he should reassure the young lady that he wasn’t some kind of predator. 

“To say something so lewd! Ah, forgive me. No I don’t usually talk to ladies that way. Or to any woman at all for that matter.” he said in defense, “I was just... so struck by your beauty! I could not help myself.”

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March 3, 2018 | Happy One Year Anniversary to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

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                                            “Link… You are the Light–our light–                                          that must shine upon Hyrule once again.                                                                   Now go.”

                                                             indie / sel. /priv.

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what’s up chicken fried FUCKS, guess who’s dedicating his time to this piece o shit? it’s ME, charlie! impressive, i know.

it’s oh, so nice to find writers of things of interest, & following them with the intent of admiring from a distance or interacting with but let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—LET’S NOT forget the fact that said writer loves to be PROMOTED with a like & reblog.

(  yes, im absolute being dramatic & overkill in this promo. but !! like / reblog if you’re interested in interacting, it’s a good help!  (❁´◡`❁)  )

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[leyshawn]

Another BOTW + Majora’s Mask concept. I made a piece of Zora Link before, so now you have Gerudo Link. As the creator, I like to believe her “boy parts” remain— because I can do that.

I realized that there are no Deku in botw, and the whole purpose of the masks in MM was to transform Link into the different races of Hyrule. Therefore, I’ll be making more concept art of this idea and will do the explaining on YouTube.

[b0zai-blog]

"Can I have your sand boots?"

@onehundredyearsofslumber

“Wh- Oh, you noticed these old things? Well these sand boots are super rare. I’d love to give them to you but… if you’d like to check them out maybe we can grab a quiet corner and–”

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@thegerudochampion replied to your post: “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and...

Urbosa’s just like “Then why did you travel to a DESERT?” Also: Ok Anakin

'Find a wife’, they said. ‘Go to Gerudo Desert’,  they said.

You know what they say: no pain no gain.

[b0zai-blog]

“I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating,” he sighed, “and it gets everywhere...!”

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resurrectedknight:

b0zai replied to your post: Behooold his maaaaahscles

*wolf whistles in the distance*

Go to jail.

Why my little boot monster, oh how you wound me.

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Gerudo Link Icons

[b0zai-blog]

Forgive me for being sparse on this blog. I got caught up in the holiday season. Worry not, I’ll be alot more active now.

I am literally quite new to the fandom (I’ve only started playing a month ago), and I’m surprised how many of you have made me feel so welcome. I’m doing my best to learn more about LoZ as a whole and I’m enjoying it!

Thank you for tolerating this lovable (albeit creepy) NPC dork. I didn’t think anyone would take it seriously. Hahah

I’d love to start interacting more and doing plots with everyone. If I’m not on here then I’m probably on this blog if you wish to follow me on there.

Thank you again! <3

Love, Bozai-mun

[b0zai-blog]

“Dear me, I’m feeling quite thirsty.”