me: *looks for new hairstyles that aren't just a variation of fades or "short sides/long top"
me: *has no fucking luck because men's hair is boring*
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me: *looks for new hairstyles that aren't just a variation of fades or "short sides/long top"
me: *has no fucking luck because men's hair is boring*
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
a truly iconic moment when rihanna throws a stack of money in stephen hill’s face because she wasn’t allowed to take money on stage
I think this cat needs a software update. (via gombung)
Pizza or Nintendo?
both
Finally!
We get to see Belle’s signature dress!
There’s nothing else like it! That design, the texture, the way it puffs out but manages to be elegant and regal!
Look at these cosplays!
Those are just cosplays!
Disney’s pouring 160 million dollars into this remake!
So tell me, Mickey, how did you and the gang manage to recreate the signature yellow dress?
…Ah.
she looks like a banana tree
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
baby boomer:
fuck you I hate you
The Peeps Oreos will turn your poop bright pink. Source
I love you, Maru-chan.
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listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection