Wau, I´m a dog

If you've found this site, you're ready for this new random and stupid galaxy. Hasta luego y gracias por el pescado.

[stupidgalaxy]

Sooo... This is closed

I prepared a long message, long time ago, explaining that tumblr and I were going to break for a time but because of problems in the app, the message was never published. 

And after a few months I have decided to close this definitively, so... I won’t erase the url so all the content will be here, like, forever, but I won’t reblog nothing else. Be good, have fun and...

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[cartoonnetwork]

Which title best describes you? 🤔

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[mollymerula]

anyway here’s the best omake in the entire series

[grymmoires]

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

throughout the years i’ve learned that tumblr isn’t about gaining followers but about losing all followers until you are left with a small group of people who would even support you if you turned out to be a furry

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

[sharkpilot]

@kingduck303

[everydaylouie]

lady and the chomp

[depsidase]

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[frikiskrew]

Vidicators

[everydaylouie]

pigeon bakery

[incaseyouart]

WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER LOOK HOW FAT THE LITTLE BIRB IS

[leradny]

i scrolled down eight thousand pages to find this again

[princezilla]

@birdloaf

[shortvideosandstuff]

[shutsman-blog]

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

my sport

[4gifs]

[villain-princess]

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny

[chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed]

You know she dead

[athenacosplay]

[willty2014-deactivated20210603]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too