2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Unnecessary censorship w/ Clarke & Lexa [PART 2]
“It’s easier to [BLEEP] me than it is to [BLEEP] yourself”
“Oh I can do both”
I’M DEAD
both? at once? Wanheda is truly mighty…
OH MY GOD. “When do we [BLEEP]?” “Now”
IM DYINGGGGG @bananat-panda @jayenator565 @lowiiie @soldierofthenight @kendrene
1: “Why do gay girls always have to wear snapbacks or beanies?”
2: “How else am I supposed to find my people, Becky? It’s not like I can shout out in the middle of a Target that I eat pu- “
What’s up by 4 Non Blondes will never not be relevant.
a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t like it
me:
bahah fuck you Tiny Humans™
what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.
like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again
Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us
narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew
she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased
voldemort had actual doubts about snape
narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance
narcissa malfoy understood from a young age that she was meant to do only a few things: look pretty, say nothing, and marry well.
narcissa malfoy understood those rules, and she layered her mind with them.
look pretty. wear the most expensive robes. grandmother’s pearls. curl your hair every night. think only of clothes and dimples and the way your hair falls when you flutters you eyelashes at a boy.
say nothing. don’t speak when mother and father are screaming at each other. demurely look down as another boy asks you to dance. retreat into the reading room when your family friends, known death eaters and criminals, pay your parents a visit and speak in hushed voices over tea. think of pretty things.
marry well. marry into a family of your parents’ friends. bear children. wear pearls and look demure and think of nothing but pretty, pretty things, like the way your husband’s hair gleams in candlelight.
masters must learn the rules before they can break them. narcissa learned the rules so well that they wrapped around her; sank into her skin and her mind. they protect her from enemies. they conceal the quick, strategic plots ticking her brain into gear every moment of every day. they hide the calculation of each smile, each movement.
narcissa is so good, so perfect, that no one will ever know.
#look like the flower but be the serpent underneath
# I actually have lots of thoughts about this # I think she got away with lying so easily because Voldemort would never have expected her to # I don’t think she even needed to use occlumency # because why would /some silly women/ # /Lucius’ wife/ # ever lie to /The Dark Lord/? # she wouldn’t be smart enough # she wouldn’t be brave enough # she wouldn’t be selfless enough # Voldemort is an absolute idiot when it comes to the things that really matter # ’Houselves children’s tales love loyalty innocence’
#voldy was shocked when he found out his mom was the witch #he assumed his father would be magical
and there you have it.
rb again for that meta, damn
This speaks to me.
Tbh I’m surprised Tumblr hasn’t revived the popularity of ancient lolcats.
Kate McKinnon wins Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series at the 68th Emmy Awards
I just love how happy they all look for her too :)
i have been having. a Weird fucking time
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bahaha how did i miss this? i fucking love kate as hillary. BONUS her singing fucking Bonnie Raitt to her critics XD
i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it
This is my new favorite video
this was amazing from start to finish
This is perfect
cinematic masterpiece
I love this cute little nerd
DAMMIT GILLBURT. WHAT EVEN IS THAT DANCE.
That would be the “Erin raise the roof” dance.
"Oh we're dancing..? Let's be safe about it"
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
There is nothing to defend
#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)
This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.
Oh my god
Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.
Not to mention, ours was the last generation that grew up with all those bright promises of “work hard, go to college, and you’ll have a successful life,” only to find those hopes abruptly dashed when the housing bubble burst. Milliennials have grown up expecting that disappointment, because for them, the problem has been there since Day One.
So 90s kids aren’t just nostalgic…we’re BITTER. And we ache for those days when we could still think that the world was boundless and full of the opportunities we were promised since the first day of kindergarten.
The world @ America.
So many things kill me in this video:
1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning
2. How she says “I am confusion”
3. The way she says “explain”
I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
