Excellent Taste In Ships

Brooklyn 99 blog Dianetti ❤️ also transjake

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Can you talk about trans!jake please

Hey, I’m so sorry!  I haven’t logged into Tumblr in months.  send mean e-mail or msg on Insta if you want to chat trans Jake with me.  @jamesbo64 or @jvandeheyphotography on Insta. email is [email protected]

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Rosa: jake, how do I tell my family I’m bisexual and in a relationship with a woman.

Jake: easy, just bring me home and I’ll tell them.

Rosa’s family: you’re dating Jake!!!!

Rosa: *sigh*

Jake: no no no no, I’m getting married to Amy. *amy!!!!*

Amy and Rosa go to Rosa’s family.

Rosa’s family: you’re dating Amy!!! Yay!

Rosa: *groan* I’m just dating a generic woman, not Amy!

Amy; offended: *kisses Rosa and runs away*

[amarakaran]

Amy: why are you a bi? Rosa: I'm not! Those dicks on Tumblr are spreading false information.

Rosa: Speaking of dicks…I love dick! But I also love vagina! Hmmm if only there was a term that applied to people that are attracted to both genders…Amy: There is! It’s called being bisexual!Rosa: Oh well, then I guess I’m bisexual! Those dicks on Tumblr were right all along!

[b99-ginaxrosa]

I am crying rn

[zalrb]

Would you ever consider doing an analysis post for Peraltiago? Like with all the gifs and such. Idk what angle you could take, maybe just why they're so amazing?

Well from some cursory looks into the tag, there are already so many detailed, well-written analyses about what makes this ship so amazing so I’ll just be repeating what so many people have said but essentially it boils down to this

1. They are functional and healthy

2. Neither of them lose their personalities even when they get together.

3. Yet because of number 1, number 2 does not hinder them from growth.

1. They are functional and healthy

For me, I realized we weren’t going down the typical route with Peraltiago when Jake and Rosa have this conversation

Because this is a typical trope in fiction period, someone likes someone else but doesn’t do anything about it because of insecurity or whatever else and yet feels entitled to their crush and justified in their possessiveness of their crush and the show 1) addresses that trope and its toxicity through Jake essentially commenting on how ridiculous it is 2) [re]-establishes the respect that Jake has  toward Amy which is a respect that is seen throughout their relationship

and that respect and affection also manifests itself in different ways, such as making an effort (and not begrudgingly) to invest themselves in the other’s interests to better know and communicate with each other:

(I mean look at how happy Amy is that she’s making Jake happy with this)

and when there are arguments and when there is tension, which is realistic, they can’t be perfect all the time, the argument leads not only to an apology but an awareness of what the argument/tension is about and they grow together because they aren’t too proud to apologize to each other and communicate

And seeing a healthy, functional relationship on TV is actually quite radical and refreshing.

2. Neither of them lose their personalities even when they get together

When Jake and Amy finally get together, they don’t morph into a personality-less couple whose plotlines only ever revolve around each other and their relationship, they’re still individually autonomous characters and do the things, act the way they did before they got together

while of course taking on each other’s habits in a way that’s actually adorable and contextaluzied within a scene

and there are moments in which they actively express that, like during the annual Halloween Heist

and even when they have an influence on each other, they’re still very much themselves in the way they interpret said influence

which is important because it doesn’t feel like we’ve lost Jake and Amy as who they were before their relationship so there isn’t any sense of the relationship ruining the fabric of the show.

Yet because of number 1, number 2 does not hinder them from growth. Which can be funny

and funny as well important. When Amy points out the sexism her father and Jake are exhibiting when they meet, Jake takes that to heart — and it actually helps him solve a case

and their faux-arguing about things that on paper should drive the other crazy actually endears them to one another and they recognize the healthiness and beauty of that balance

So that’s a summation of three reasons why I think they’re great :)

[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

[thepunksink]

SLAY

[b99-ginaxrosa]

👍🏽

[youngsamberg]

"people i work with think my name is Rosa diaz". Jake:"wait what?". Do you think her real name will be something that charles uncovers in 99th episode. That'd be awful, besides from disappointing fans that she didn't come out which is actually relieving to me at least.

lmao no way

[b99-ginaxrosa]

She was in prison under the name Diaz. Diaz is her name. Do not make us cry.

[youngsamberg]

Chelsea Peretti is a fairly “clean” comedian like Andy. Completely different style of comedy but you’d probably enjoy her show “one of the greats”

as if i haven’t already seen it 37393649 times

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Same though. I die every single time I see it.

“What’s worse, wearing a fedora or killing 15 people?”

[lizmitches]

erica & gail + kisses

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

The moment they knew.

Jake/Amy (Brooklyn 99) & Gail/Erica (The Last Man on Earth) for @starklinqs

[ftm-support]

I love both of these couples so much.

[itsdaniclayton]

We get it, Gina, you think Rosa’s hot

Requested by @peraltiagoisland

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Those gifs <3

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[gennin-moved-deactivated2018043]

fuck yall and your bad boys. wheres my bad girls. wheres my secretive and mysterious love interest. wheres my outcast gf. wheres my cat rescuing, leather wearing, motorcycle riding wife???

[luftnarp-writes-things]

[ftm-support]

rosa is my baddass girl

[amesantiagos]

Gina’s always so sure of herself. She usually doesn’t care at all what people say or think about her. Maybe not with most people, Captain. But she cares what you think.

requested by anonymous

[ftm-support]

“Thank you Gina.”

[onastyamiga]

“I used to get, like, a lot of auditions for things that were mean, and she has that mean streak at times, but I think she’s also, like, silly and eccentric and I like being able to have more layers than just, like, a ‘mean girl’, or a ‘pretty, sweet girl’. It’s fun to be someone who’s marching to the beat of their own drummer, so to speak.” ⏤ Chelsea Peretti (x)

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Rosa: we are going on a date at 8 pm. Dinner. Basketball. And then we’ll see what happens.

Gina: do I not get a say in this?

Rosa: no, I will pick you up at 7:30

Gina: I’m not gay though

Rosa: did I say you were?

Gina: no, but a date?

Rosa: you need to get laid and not by some loser, so I’m taking you out and then we’re boning.

Gina: *blushes and walks away*

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Rosa pulled out her phone to show Gina something that she had been texted by Jake and panicked as her lock screen popped up.  “Is that a picture of us?” Gina asked as she snatched Rosa’s phone from her hands. “Yeah, so what,” Rosa grumbled, her face was red and her heart was racing as Gina failed to unlock the phone without her password. “That’s cute Diaz, we should take some better ones though,” Gina handed Rosa her phone back and walked away leaving Rosa embarrassed and intrigued.

[b99-ginaxrosa]

Gina: Why did you smack my ass so hard Diaz?

Rosa: I thought that was what you wanted?

Gina: I said spank me, not bruise my ass for two weeks.

Rosa: I guess I don't know my own strength *winks*

Gina: *melts*