That's right. Boom. Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
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Andulka
Misplaced Lens Cap
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever

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Keni

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One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle

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Sade Olutola

ellievsbear
RMH

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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That's right. Boom. Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
Freelance Jigsaw Puzzle Artist (2018)
The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle. I am at the whim of the cosmos.
Wow, bitches really do be crazy.
#arm grab
Person A: Hit him in his fat, rosy cheeks.
Person B: Oh, that felt wrong.
Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch.
Well, I suppose it would be nice to show them I'm more than just a hot, dumb piece of ass.
Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? [silence] Who wants to see a picture of a dead body? [cheering]
You hear that? It’s the sound of Christmas.
Person A: Frisk the skinny one.
Person B: I've gone 42 years without a lump of coal. I'm not gonna start now.
Happy B99 Thanksgiving!
Jake: Wow, mom, what a delightful dinner! I mean these have to be the most joyous jellybeans I've ever seen!
Mrs. Peralta: Oh thanks, honey. They're premade from a can!
Person A: All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Person B will fake a medical emergency.
Person B: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
Person A: Serena here just bit off a doctor’s nose
Person B: It was delicious
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All men are at least 30% attracted to me.