2000-06 073655

[thunder]

[adobsonartworks]

Silence is complicit.

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[b9tgt]

Why is my butthole bleeding again?

[kissjaycouture]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sweet-thoughtt]

[constellationish]

me: keysmashes in a text

me: o wait they’re straight..

me: deletes the keysmash

[gaystation-4]

[844k]

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Y'all think all them beans they were eating didn’t make lube?

[unclefather]

teacher: excuse me, what are you eating?

me: pussy

teacher: well i hope you brought enough for the whole class

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

[b9tgt]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

[twitterlols]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

When you’re at church and you hear the Grindr message sound and see multiple men with their wives and children reach into their pockets to silence their phones