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its 4 am on the balcony outlooking a city that's asleep. coffee in one hand i take a sip of the chilled bitter sweet clichè and look up at the starry sky. the moon is Oprah, she winks at me and in the spur of the moment one single cinematic tear rolls down my cheek. i smile because i know i have a free car outside my apartment.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whattheknit]

I accidentally locked myself out of my house, please look at jaws’s face😭😭😭

[princesstigerbelle]

“Momther…why….”

[holy-muffins]

I have been…and always shall be…your friend.

[shiruki]

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[blackness-by-your-side]

please

[marqweabyss]

💀💀💀💀

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!

[lips-of-rainbow]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Harvard? Never heard of her

[timid]

life update for anyone that still follows: finished my thesis aka finished my masters in clinical neuroscience!! Byeeee UCL

[timid]

insta for more @tom_griffithss !

[supremecutemoved]

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[destiels-assbutt13]

joe goldberg: “i will figure out a way to get to you. see you soon, neighbour”

me:

[toastbutteregg]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[andrew-jason]

[jjong]

me when i enter a room

[damaseas]

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

[catmoving-deactivated20181124]

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[tastefullyoffensive]