COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!

   ❛ i’m going to go make out in the coat room. don’t eat my chicken. ❜       independent lorelai gilmore   private & selective. low activity

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My favorite character: *exists*

Me, having no concept of liking things in moderation: I would die a thousand deaths for you

[geekdawson]

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

[memeroundups]

Confrontation! Sentence Memes

You don’t think of anyone but yourself.

Admit it, you’re scared aren’t you?

You’re out of control!

I hardly ever recognize you anymore, you’ve changed.

You spend all your time locked up doing lord knows what!

Don’t sneak up on me like that.

I heard the commotion last night… it must of been a terrible dream.

Listen, about last night…

Here’s a tip, stop hiding behind excuses each time someone is worried about you.

Why are you alone most of the time?

Weren’t you friends with them?

Aren’t you tired of lying to yourself?

I should have known better… than to be fooled by you.

You’re pretty satisfied with serving on your knees most of the time, huh?

Quit getting in my face.

I’m warning you, get off my back.

I didn’t need your help.

What’s your problem with me?

You say you don’t recognize me, but you’re the one who’s changed.

When will you quit pretending to care? I’m tired of your lip service.

You can’t stand being next to me. Why is that?

Not everyone is going to leave you, but not everyone is going to stay.

You’re gonna get nothing but sass from me if you don’t change the topic.

How many have you killed?

What if they catch you?

This is dangerous…

I know you didn’t have the best relationship with your father/mother…

You’re tired of fighting, aren’t you?

What have you ever gotten out of this?

They’re using you. 

I was only using you.

I’ve known your secret this entire time.

Do you really think no one will find out?

Someone is bound to see the true you and I’ll be there for your reckoning.

You only push me away. Let me help.

Are you suggesting we commit treason?

Don’t fool yourself, you’re just as loathsome as I am.

Stop. I won’t have these unnecessary misgivings. Focus on your task.

Your skepticism is easy to read. What is it that you’re doubting?

In the end, we’ve only gotten more pain. I’m sick of this.

You’re going to run away?

We’re escaping. Tonight.

Make no mistake, we’re not friends.

You’re low. Lower than scum.

I’m only helping you this once.

Be a little more grateful about my help, you would of been a goner.

You can’t do this alone, let me go with you.

You keep can’t doing this yourself, let me intervene I’m sure we can resolve this.

You keep being singled out, it isn’t fair.

Quit mothering me, I said I’ve got this under control.

Maybe you should stop worrying about me and look at yourself first.

Help me? You could hardly help yourself.

Of course making friends would be easy for you, you’re eager to please.

You really are an emotionless robot.

How can you brush me off, if you’ve never even given me a chance?

Don’t touch me.

Get out.

Get away from them!

Watch out!

You’re in danger.

Your loved one is in danger.

If you won’t do it, I’m sure your friend wouldn’t mind being in your place.

Please. Talk to me.

Don’t you ever say that again.

Don’t pretend we’re friends.

It was easy for your friends to abandon you. 

Shut up!

Let go of me.

Tell them how you really feel.

You’re not fooling anyone with your haughty display of strength.

Offended? I’m surprised. I thought you were hollow and unfeeling.

Tell me where it is.

 You said you’d never lie to me.

There’s nothing wrong in doing what is absolutely necessary. The ends justify the means.

You obey order without question, you’re just a docile dog aren’t you?

Maybe if you stopped being such an ice queen people would enjoy being around you.

You scorn others around you but you’ve never once stopped to open your eyes.

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DAVID.

the reactions to emily gilmore don’t startle him, for they had been fully expected. he’d stepped on the landmine on purpose, aiming to defuse it. an arm swiftly reaches for her, hand resting on her back and rubbing it in a soothing manner.   ❛   i’m sorry.   ❜    he says at first, offering her a warm smile when she looks his way.   ❛   your mother couldn’t be more wrong. you haven’t ruined anything.   ❜    no conviction is lacking there, it was no secret he held immense admiration for lorelai and how much she had managed to accomplish.   ❛   you made a life for yourself despite her, that’s what she can’t stand.  ❜    a feeling he knew all too well, given who his father was.   ❛   rory is a great kid, and will someday be a woman as amazing as her mother is. you are one hell of a mom, gilmore. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.  ❜   his smile grows wider, and he leans closer.   ❛  one of the best mothers i know, second only to my own. who raised me, and as you can see, she did a tremendous job.   ❜ a reason to drag him a little bit should lighten up her mood. 

            to his apology, she merely shrugs. no one else should feel the residual aftermaths of the gilmore wrath -- she’d much rather bear the brunt of it alone ( it’s what she does ).   ❛  eh. just gives me another riveting chapter for my memoirs.     ❜  she doesn’t want to admit that his confidence in her, and everything that follows with his words, brings her immense comfort. she wants to be able to handle everything on her own. even when everything feels like it might just be too much. but here he is, offering up everything he’s got so that she might feel better about her mom, and rory, and everything. how can she turn that down ? suddenly, her disposition shifts. she assumes the role of the fluttering southern belle - a staple in her arsenal meant to annoy the living daylights out of him. ❛   you’re a real peach, darlin’!  if i would’ve known i’d be rescued today by the sheriff himself, well -- i would’ve gussied up and wore my pearls!    ❜  she raises her eyebrows in his direction, before shifting back into lorelai.  ❛   you’re one hell of a dad, nolan. and a sheriff. and a bona fide boy-scarer.   ❜  she smiles now. just a bit -- but it’s a start.  

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            lorelai gilmore rp blog except i only use icons of lorelai in her flower crown. 

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make me choose:

↳ cotrona asked: lorelai or rory

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ladies meme: [1/5] mothers » lorelai gilmore 

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DAVID. 

❛   putting that kid and einstein on the same playfield is a stretch even for you to make.   ❜    he notes, impassively shrugging his shoulders before bringing his own coffee mug to his lips. it’s not that he didn’t like dean but, on principle, he didn’t like dean. not after that occurrence.  ❛   you don’t have to thank me, carol, i don’t do it for the recognition.  ❜   his smugness shines through then, a smirk being cast her way as he sets down his mug.   ❛  your mother was there, wasn’t she? when rory came home? how did that go?   ❜

           ❛  yes, yes. we all know you’re the real unsung hero of the day.   ❜ she doesn’t even attempt anything even resembling a smile back in his direction, merely stares at the floor. the mention of her mother sends her coffee mug back to the table with a loud clatter. it’s a miracle it didn’t shatter under the intensity of her grip alone.  ❛  ask me about it once i’ve dislodged the icepick from my eye.  ❜  another huff before blue eyes dare to look in the direction of her companion.  ❛ she told me i ruined my life --  everything ,  accused me of ruining rory , accused rory of potentially ending up like me, which of course, harkens back to all of that ruining. i think it’ll make our top ten list.  ❜

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DAVID.

❛   oh, did you? you must’ve cut off.   ❜     he doesn’t even try to sell that lie, they both know they connection was perfect. plus, he suspected she would give in to the fun of it all. who doesn’t like scaring daughter’s boyfriends? he’s already getting his practise hours in for when emma’s time comes.   ❛  of course i got him good. kid thinks next time he’ll wake up in a jail cell. it didn’t take much convincing to make him believe i actually had grounds for it   –––   he’s not very bright, is he?   ❜   

                ❛  any kid’s going to suddenly be dumb as bricks if they think the sheriff is after him. especially when the sheriff is after him. a young albert einstein famously forgot his own name after being escorted home one night because he was late for dinner. ❜  lorelai’s fingers curl around coffee mug, huff passing through her lips, there’s one little girl in stars hollow that should be very afraid for constant embarrassment from her father should she ever venture to like a boy. that same little girl should feel very lucky to have him -- he’s a good one.  ❛  temporarily misplace my daughter and have her boyfriend publicly terrified in one day. just call me carol brady.   ❜ 

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davidnolan

❛   i told you i was gonna give the kid a scare and i did. no harm, no foul. i’m sure next time he won’t fall asleep with someone else’s daughter inside a dance studio and stay there overnight.  ❜    what he means to say is, the pleasure of scaring rory’s boyfriend was all his. 

❪  ♕  ❫   @babblingcapabilities  ┆  SC.  

            ❛ i seem to remember a phone conversation in the not-too-distant past where i uttered the words ‘david, don’t scare him.’  did i imagine that conversation ? or, is it just opposite day -- in which case, i apologize for the wire crossing. opposite day would explain a hell of a lot.   ❜ she’s already had it out with her mother , and then rory. she doesn’t have the energy or the wit to fire at him as well.       ❛ --...did you at least get him good ?   ❜

[rpmemedumpster]

Send anons as my muse's mother

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT MOM

[sookiestjames]

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

[podencos]

I need to marry someone who makes me laugh into their mouth when we kiss

[babblingcapabilities-blog]

      OUT. family holiday celebrations have just finished. pls hold me while i FINALLY gET TO WATCH BYE FOREVER.

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LUKE.

there was no quicker way to earn the iconic luke scowl than to bring up his arch-nemesis taylor doose. add a typical taylor-like plan to the mix and you will see that the man’s wrath could reach astronomical levels. he doesn’t even care for whatever game he and lorelai played now, he’d already bitten her bait, and was sure as hell hanging on to every single word she uttered. why? because he knew he wasn’t gonna like them. turns out, he really did hate the prospect he was given.   ❝  what the hell is a pumpkin petition supposed to be?  ❞   it had to be something to do with pumpkins in his diner, right? oh boy. 

         every great, grumpy hero needed his foil -- luke’s just happened to be taylor doose. lorelai walked a tightrope now, toeing the line between cute and annoying. it was only a matter of time before her little game would get HER in trouble with luke, cute could only get her so far. still, that grin remains plastered on her cute face as she gives the counter a little drumroll. ❝ in your heart of hearts, i think you know EXACTLY what it is. but ! to save you from the soul-searching, i’ll elaborate ( angel that i am ). taylor insert-middle-name-here doose currently has  kirk running around collecting signatures to put pumpkins outside of the diner.   ❞  she practically holds for the applause, or at least something akin to a reaction before continuing. ❝ that’s right ! taylor is fed up with your lack of festivity ! first it was the tinsel at christmas, and then the eggs at easter -- no tree for arbor day either ! and now ? your lack of fall decor is sending the town into a frenzy !  ❞