Too Horny to Live, Too Weird to Die

Ostensibly a writing blog, but the only force in this world strong enough to actually compel me to write is horniness. •NSFW, Grown Adult, Pro-Ship, etc• •In my SakaDays Phase• •Main is zumer-feygele • I AM ASSUMING ANYONE INTERACTING WITH THIS IS BLOG IS ABOVE 18- DON'T MAKE ME REGRET IT

[babblingeccentric]

much pioneering work has been done in the field of fantasy dicks. it's time for us to open a new frontier. the fantasy clit

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

cis butches are hot, transfem butches are hot, transmasc butches are hot. why are butches so hot

[babblingeccentric]

baruch hashem my vibrator died right after I came

[combatbabyxx]

i have no dick and i must frot

[biocrafthero]

[babblingeccentric]

I like m/m a/b/o because I like piv but a lot of authors will massacre a guy's character by making the omega act like a straight woman in a relationship

[babblingeccentric]

and then the alpha will still be mostly in character

[internet-sentences-deactivated2]

The relative rarity of gentle gangbang porn proves that we live in a fundamentally sick society

[babblingeccentric]

I like m/m a/b/o because I like piv but a lot of authors will massacre a guy's character by making the omega act like a straight woman in a relationship

[mucleinmovement]

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[crowttore]

being a tease about giving a blowjob and doing little kitten licks on his tip. unfortunately the sight bypasses all restraint he might have and he comes square in your face. he apologises profusely and lowkey wants to die after

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[mintmatcha]

getting high with your guy best friend and he starts listing reasons you should let him put his cock inside you

[mintmatcha]

halfway through his list of reasons he's toying worh himself through his pants, stroking and moving it, showing off the outline. his other hand is over your shoulder, gently brushing fingertips over your tit.

"you know i'm huge, right?" he says. "Pornstar big."

"Shut up."

"i'm serious. im massive." "touch it and see."

when you go to reach, he's pushing down his pants to give you a proper handful of the biggest cock you've ever seen-

"holy shit. that'll break me."

"god, i hope so."

[quinloki]

[bluerose5]

Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.

Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.

Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!

[bluerose5]

A reminder on Juneteenth!

[winter-pear]

a lot of online success as a creative is related to making erotica on every level and you don’t have to like it but pretty much any artist or writer can tell you it’s one of the best ways to foster community and gain an audience so to speak. this has been true since the beginning of forever

[winter-pear]

to be clear though creating erotica ≠ automatic viewership. but meaningful effort into making things people can jack off to is like a really good way to connect with people online more than almost anything else

[omegaversereloaded]

I wish i was rohan's beardddd i would snap his thong strap while he's working on his little mangas asking if he's sure he isn't bisexual

[omegaversereloaded]

[babblingeccentric]

I need to fuck him stupid