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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
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much pioneering work has been done in the field of fantasy dicks. it's time for us to open a new frontier. the fantasy clit
I wish i was rohan's beardddd i would snap his thong strap while he's working on his little mangas asking if he's sure he isn't bisexual
I need to fuck him stupid
sanji loves when you spit in his mouth
Another transgender guy in toman concept where a guy is desperately trying to pass at 16 and joins a gang for protection. People won't hate crime him if he's got a hoard of scary delinquents behind him, right?
can't decide between him stealthing and nobody knowing or some people thinking he's a cis guy and others thinking he's a butch girl. Either way Takemichi thinks he's a cis guy the whole time but our TGuy thinks he knows.
Just thought of an even funnier possibility. TGuy tells Takemichi and the rest of Mizo5, but it's past Takemichi. So when Takemichi comes back to the past he has no idea
yay jerking off i love you jerking off
A vital part of KoKoNui x Takemichi to me is that Takemichi is the dom
why are the Chinese writers writing 3x as much bottom draken
Which blorbo are you taking to the mosh pit
Alternatively which blorbo are you whining to after you accidentally got hurt in the mosh pit
ace is obsessed with eating pussy. he can’t get enough of you and loves how you taste and the sounds you make. he tries to keep eye contact with you but half the time he gets so into it he closes his eyes to savor it. if he’s laying on the bed while he does it, he ruts against the mattress and doesn’t care if he makes a mess; he keeps thrusting even after he cums. he makes you cum as many times as you can handle but when you’re done you have to physically push him away because he’s so addicted to you. even then he’s pressing kisses into your inner thighs, begging for one more taste.
Tokyo Revengers Highschool AU Headcanons! Pt.2
Pt.1
➜ Ran has successfully slept through every kind of drill.
➜ He fell asleep on the floor during the tornado and shooter drills
➜ He fell asleep under the desk during earthquake drills
➜ And got left behind during bomb and fire drills.
➜ Shion had an argument with every single one of his teachers. It's gotten to the point where they'll hand him his work and send him away before he even sets foot in the classroom.
➜ The staff is trying to find out which teacher is eating everybody's lunch in the teacher's lounge. It's Mikey. He's not even supposed to be in there.
➜ Baji and Emma got partnered up to dissect a pig together. Baji kept teasing her with the organs and almost made her throw up.
➜ Izana and Sanzu refuse to ride the bus. Sanzu thinks it's unsanitary, and Izana hates the noise.
➜ Wakasa is a bad consulor. Kazutora went to him to vent, and he started nodding off.
➜ No matter how hard Izana tries, Mikey will always find him at a pep rally.
➜ Senju gets in trouble for drawing on everything. Her desk, other students' desks, lockers, books, tables, other students, and herself.
➜ Whenever Sanzu sees Takeomi in the hallway, he'll go the other way real quick. Even if he's yelling his name from down the hall.
➜ Kazutora and Baji are the reason there's a seating chart.
➜ Mikey doesn't mind the seating chart because he's friends with almost everybody.
➜ Ran doesn't let anybody touch his hair. Except for Emma. She sits behind him in their business class, and he lets her braid his hair.
➜ Nahoya and Baji hit a devious lick. (They took a door off the bathroom stall)
➜ Draken likes to shake his keys and pretend he's a teacher before walking into the bathrooms.
➜ Izana's counselor mentally prepares herself before he walks in. It's either a schedule change or threatening another teacher.
➜ Rindou would rather be kicked out of class than give up his phone to the teacher for the rest of the period.
➜ When Hanma came to school, everybody thought he was a new student. He wasn't. He just never comes to school.
➜ Every time the teacher says that they can pick a partner for their assignments, the whole class turns to look at Kisaki.
➜ Emma never gets in trouble. Not because she's innocent, but because Shin sweeps everything under the rug.
➜ Shion and Hanma keep setting off the smoke alarms by smoking in the bathroom
➜ The Tenjiku boys are those guys gambling on the bathroom floor. As much as Inupi tries, he can't keep Koko away from their group. They bleed him dry every time.
➜ Yamagishi is the one running the tea page. He's posted everybody. And I mean EVERYBODY. Trust, he will be dealt with right after school.
➜ Kakucho is that one freshman who is only friends with seniors
➜ Hina sells homemade pastries. It's one of the few things Takeomi will turn a blind eye to. As long as he gets something for free.
➜ The teacher does not gaf when Hanma vapes in the back of the classroom. As long as he's near the window, he doesn't say anything.
your son is a pleasure to have on his knees for me
Tokyo Revengers Highschool AU Headcanons!
American public school coded
Pt.2
➜ Shinichiro is the principal. He walks around socializing with the kids, but never enforces anything. The teachers couldn't tell you what he does except defend the school when the board asks about the ridiculous amount of fights or low GPAs.
➜ Takeomi is the assistant principal. He doesn't get paid enough to take his job so seriously, but he does.
➜ He's usually picking up Shinichiro's slack in the discipline department, and for that, the students don't like him.
➜ Wakasa is the counselor. He's not much help, though. He'll tell you to keep your chin up, hand you some candy, and send you back to class.
➜ Benkei is the gym teacher. He takes his classes very seriously. No less than 20 laps on the pacer test.
➜ Skip his class, you're doing pushups in front of everybody.
➜ He's not subtle with his favoritism. Everybody knows it's Senju,
➜ He's not subtle with who he dislikes either. Everybody knows it's Ran.
➜ He's always skipping and taking naps in the locker rooms. He doesn't like to sweat.
➜ Takemichi is known but not popular, if that makes sense. Everybody knows who he is, but he isn't friends with everybody.
➜ Late to class almost all the time because he's walking Hina to hers.
➜ He's hardly passing. Always on the edge of failing and getting summer school.
➜ His main motivation for passing is that Hina will get mad at him.
➜ Mikey only comes to school on time because his brother is the principal. But just because he comes to school doesn't mean he stays in class.
➜ Once the teachers take his attendance, he walks out and wanders the school. They don't stop him anymore. They don't get paid enough to care.
➜ He's always poking his head into his friend's classroom and saying hi or waving to them from the hall.
➜ He avoids Draken's classes, though. Cuz he'll make him go right back to class.
➜ Every school has those overly energetic freshmen screaming dead memes at seven in the morning. The mizo mid five are those freshmen.
➜ Nobody knows who is under the mask of the school mascot, running around the gym doing flips and dancing at the pep rallies
➜ Nobody except Ran, ofc. Rindou made him promise not to tell anyone.
➜ Takemichi is always in a fight video, trying to hold someone back or diffuse the fight
➜ Baji and Mikey kept going even after the pacer test was over. They weren't even keeping track of how many laps they ran. They were just waiting for the other to tap out.
➜ Taiju is the head chef of the culinary club. They’re on thin ice right now. Taiju shouting about an overcooked soufflé got them their fifth noise complaint this week.
➜ Izana camps out in Shin's office for most of the day. First, he picks up his work from class, then finishes it there. It's his escape from the crowded hallways and bright lights. He gets overstimulated easily
➜ It's also his escape from Mikey, who isn't allowed inside because he doesn't do his work.
➜ He sticks to his friend group and usually minds his business. He doesn't wanna get in trouble. Shin would be upset with him.
➜ But if there's some beef going on? That's when he gets messy. He may not be able to fight, but that doesn't mean he can't watch one.
➜ Yeah, Kisaki is one of those kids who remind the teacher about homework, but he only does it because he knows Takemichi didn't do it.
➜ He takes it a step further to suggest future assignments and projects in Takemichi's worst subjects. As their best student teachers always agree to his suggestions.
➜ Some teachers don't like Kisaki because every time they make a mistake, he's quick to point it out
➜ Shinichiro had to explain himself to the board after being caught on camera cheering on a fight.
➜ The football coach has been trying to get South to join since he was a freshman. It'll never work, though. South loves chorus too much.
➜ Takemichi and Hina are one of those hallway couples. Walking slowly while holding hands and standing in the doorway, kissing each other goodbye over 50 times
➜ Koko never eats school lunch. He rarely ever steps foot into the cafeteria.
➜ He's close with his business teacher, so he orders takeout and eats in the classroom with them.
➜ Emma is the reason Stanly cups are banned. She got into a fight and clocked a girl upside the head with it.
➜ Baji is the one destroying his Chromebook and saying the teacher targets him.
➜ Akkun is the school barber. You'll find him giving haircuts in the bathroom, during free period, and in the gym.
➜ Wakasa let Chifuyu do the morning announcements. He was so excited and so nervous that he stuttered through the first two lines and cursed himself out thinking he turned the mic off.
➜ Ran is one of those kids who come to school in his pjs and a blanket. He's in his senior year, he couldn't care less about anything other than graduating.
➜ Every morning, Shion sets off the metal detectors, and every morning it's something new. Nail clippers, brass knuckles, or a pocket knife. He swears he forgets that they're in his pockets.
➜ The nurse can't prove it, but Sanzu is the one stealing her hand sanitizer and glove boxes during her lunch break. She knows it is.
➜ Someone recorded Takemichi taking a dump and posted it. Nobody lets him live it down.
➜ Takeomi smokes the weed he confiscates from students.
➜ Mikey stole the keys to the vending machines from Shin. He only found out after Mikey forgot to lock one back up, and he found students fighting over the snacks.
➜ Teachers love Draken. He's the only one who actually listens to them when they spill their life stories.
➜ Draken and Inupi work on cars in the parking lot for extra credit in their mechanics class.
I don't like when people break TakeHina up by making Takemichi gay and Hina a lesbian it feels like the easy way to get Hina out of the way. Wakui does kind of make Hina a saint but he at least lets her get mad at Takemichi for dumping her! She should get to be more than some perfect unproblematic saintly girl you can push aside. Plus teenage breakups are full of unplumbed drama nobody bothers to use.
Maybe Takemichi actually ends up agreeing with Mr Tachibana and dumps Hina because he's afraid of what the gang life will do to her. Maybe he dumps her because he knows he can't be a good boyfriend and also save Toman. Maybe Hina finds out Takemichi almost cheated on her twice and DOESNT forgive him! Maybe she realizes Takemichi's in love with Mikey before he does. Maybe she ends up moving!
you have to make friends online so you can see stuff that reminds you of the kinks and fetishes they have and you can think of them fondly with a little wistful sigh
Ben Kimura
Oops. Sorry. The condom on the strap broke. I guess you're butt pregnant now!