I&#x27;m Babs. Give me the Diamonds.

I was probably gonna hafta break up a fight.

Yeah, you probably were.

traceymcbasey

FRIENDS DON’T FIGHT

how would you know? considerin' you've never had any friends

traceymcbasey

I’d rather ya didn’t. Ain’t inta beastiality.

why are there so many pedophiles in this town

malcontentmummy

is this what i am to you people

you be a mumbo jumbo jingo jango and thats good enough for us

malcontentmummy

hey can anyone guess my favorite genre of music

danny devito sings: holiday classics

malcontentmummy

hey can anyone guess my favorite genre of music

skrillex

I'm gonna take a nap.

#g'night

This bar, specifically. Enjoy yourselves, now. I’m gonna go scream for a bit.

Have fun, hon!

Man, I love this place. What kind of drink are you going to get, AJ?

Whiskey might be nice.

Oooh, cool! I’m gonna get some rum, myself.

I reckon that’ll be a great change after all that. Uh. Does she know ‘bout the, uh, va- blood thing?

Yeah, totally. She seemed both impressed and worried when I got to that part. I guess it’s not exactly normal to have a vampire phase, but she was still cool with it.

Guess it’s better than findin’ out yer still a vampire. No offensive meant, but “used ta drink blood” and “currently live on blood” probably would sent totally different messages.

I may have not had a girlfriend if it was the second one.

#yes babs is here #I was here the whole time #definitely

It smells like death in here. The bad kind.

I’m glad you guys are getting along now! We’re going to the bar that Crow plays at so she can perform now, would you guys like to come?

I don’ know. Will there be fiddles or hard liquor there?

I have a fake ID so don't worry about me

Guys, I’m being serious here. I’m not with Fluttershy just so I can leech off of her, or just to break her heart. I love her. And she loves me back. That’s why we’re together. Not because I’m a dishonest criminal. Please stop assuming I am. Tell me what I…

Accepted. Though that apple comment better not have been suckin’ up. Dontcha like any other fruit?

Eh, bananas are pretty good too, but they also have skins that you need to peel off. I’m much more of a vegetable kinda gal.

#wait you have to peel bananas?#my life is a lie

Hmm... well alright, you seem genuine enough. You're welcome to stay. Also, vegetables? Bleh.

So, um… hi.

Well, this is her, everyone.

Uh. Howdy.

Are you Fluttershy’s original imaginary new friend?

Be nice, Babs, we want her ta like us.

*whispers* Exactly, I'll be bad cop you be good cop. We've got to find the truth before Fluttershy gets her heart (and bank account) broken. That might not be the case but we've got to find out for sure.

So, um… hi.

Well, this is her, everyone.

Uh. Howdy.

Are you Fluttershy's original imaginary new friend?

Well, she could always, y'know, move in with me? When she woke up, we talked a little bit, and she's an absolute sweetheart. We have a lot in common, too. Music taste, interest in mares, even our pasts are similar. I'm gonna go ask her the thing.

You sure that’s a good idea? It’s right neighborly ta give someone a roof fer a little while, it’s right foolish ta offer ‘em more. You’ve known her less than a week, that ain’t long enough ta know anythin’ about her she don’t want ya ta know.

You wouldn’t have been able to tell that if you saw us talking. Seriously, we were chatting like old friends. I’ve never been able to do that with anyone unless I’ve known them for years, much less a week. It was just perfect. And she was actually very willing to tell her story, once she knew that I actually cared about her. I think she needed someone to talk to, just like me. She mentioned being in some bad relationships, too. I feel like it’s my responsibility to try and make her as happy as she can be, and to help her out all I can. Maybe I am foolish, and nothing will end up happening, but right now, I really think I can make a difference in her life. I at least have a chance to, and you know what? I’m gonna damn well take it.

I guess. I know yer intentions are in the right place, n’ I’m happy ya found someone you like, but I don’t want her movin’ in yet. I know it’s hard ta believe, but not everypony willin’ to tell a story are tellin’ a true story. Fer all I know she’s makin’ ya identify with her on purpose then she’ll throw off any pretendin’ ta be nice n’ not leave yer house fer nothing n’ live off ya. It might not happen, but it does happen, n’ if ya give her jus’ a couple more weeks before makin’ any decisions, I’ll at least know you had some time ta catch the signs before ya were stuck with somepony ya didn’t expect ta be stuck with.

That’s the thing, though. She told me all of that before I told her anything about me. She literally had no idea who I was at that point, besides a fan that was occasionally at their shows. It was only after that I told her about myself. There was no way she knew anything about me before then. So I seriously doubt she’s lying. *sigh* I should give it time, though. I went a little crazy there, sorry. But I really do think that I love her. And I think she feels the same about me. But we’ll see what the future brings.

And it could always be a coincidence that your story matches hers, she could have just been makin’ stuff up to try to guilt you into takin’ her in. What’s her name anyway?

Her name is Crow Call.

#she's a musician right?#does she know how to play Blackbird?#also #how many times has she been asked that beacuse I don't want to make that joke and then get her annoyed

Now this Crow Call girl actually exists right? You're not hallucinatin' because of some weird side effect from your transformation? I mean, I'd like to trust you on your word but this all seems a bit suspicious. I'd like to meet her, if you wouldn't mind?

Well, she could always, y'know, move in with me? When she woke up, we talked a little bit, and she's an absolute sweetheart. We have a lot in common, too. Music taste, interest in mares, even our pasts are similar. I'm gonna go ask her the thing.

You sure that’s a good idea? It’s right neighborly ta give someone a roof fer a little while, it’s right foolish ta offer ‘em more. You’ve known her less than a week, that ain’t long enough ta know anythin’ about her she don’t want ya ta know.

You wouldn’t have been able to tell that if you saw us talking. Seriously, we were chatting like old friends. I’ve never been able to do that with anyone unless I’ve known them for years, much less a week. It was just perfect. And she was actually very willing to tell her story, once she knew that I actually cared about her. I think she needed someone to talk to, just like me. She mentioned being in some bad relationships, too. I feel like it’s my responsibility to try and make her as happy as she can be, and to help her out all I can. Maybe I am foolish, and nothing will end up happening, but right now, I really think I can make a difference in her life. I at least have a chance to, and you know what? I’m gonna damn well take it.

I guess. I know yer intentions are in the right place, n’ I’m happy ya found someone you like, but I don’t want her movin’ in yet. I know it’s hard ta believe, but not everypony willin’ to tell a story are tellin’ a true story. Fer all I know she’s makin’ ya identify with her on purpose then she’ll throw off any pretendin’ ta be nice n’ not leave yer house fer nothing n’ live off ya. It might not happen, but it does happen, n’ if ya give her jus’ a couple more weeks before makin’ any decisions, I’ll at least know you had some time ta catch the signs before ya were stuck with somepony ya didn’t expect ta be stuck with.

That’s the thing, though. She told me all of that before I told her anything about me. She literally had no idea who I was at that point, besides a fan that was occasionally at their shows. It was only after that I told her about myself. There was no way she knew anything about me before then. So I seriously doubt she’s lying. *sigh* I should give it time, though. I went a little crazy there, sorry. But I really do think that I love her. And I think she feels the same about me. But we’ll see what the future brings.

#I guess if RD doesn't exist anymore then bein' in another relationship is okay

And it could always be a coincidence that your story matches hers, she could have just been makin' stuff up to try to guilt you into takin' her in. What's her name anyway?

Hypothetically, if we got ya a camera, what kind would ya want?

A polaroid camera, that way we can have the pictures instantly!

Good ta know.

Is my birthday comin’ up?

If it is, I don’t know about it. I jus’ wanted ta know since ya mentioned possibly wantin’ ta see if ya can get a cutie mark in photographin’ and all.

Well yeah, but polaroid cameras are pretty expensive right? I wouldn't really feel right about you guys gettin' me one unless it was for my birthday or somethin'.

Hypothetically, if we got ya a camera, what kind would ya want?

A polaroid camera, that way we can have the pictures instantly!

Good ta know.