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@babyboyhoneybee
i've got real big
expectations!
lanie, sixteen
any :)
nonbinary + unlabeled
huge olivia rodrigo fan, livies pls moot me up!
ADNI :/
bouncing on it while he tells me all of his nerdy interests
reblog if you're corny and insufferable
top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
i'm a stupid mutt
do u have a normal relationship with your mother or do you have to imagine yourself violently murdering her mid conversation in order to cope with her presence after everything she's done
one night i was bored in bef and stalked you on the internet
Me asf as fuck
girls when..
I love talking to myself he just gets me
Locker Room Rival Teammate X Male Reader
â ïž 18+ for prolonged hate-fueled tension, verbal brutality, physical shoving, bruising kisses, grinding, full rough sex (anal), sweat, blood from a split lip, and zero post-nut tenderness. Enemies who finally snap. Explicit, angry, consensual, and messy. â ïž
Youâve hated Jax Calder for exactly ninety-three days.
Thatâs how long itâs been since he walked into the gym like he already owned it: 6'4", inked-up arms, buzzcut sharp enough to cut glass, and a mouth that never learned the word âteam.â Coach introduced him as the transfer shooting guard whoâd âpush us to the next level.â Translation: the asshole who was going to try to take your starting spot and your captaincy in the same semester.
Day one he looked you dead in the eye and said, loud enough for the whole squad to hear, âHope the point guard here can actually keep up.â
You smiled, all teeth. âHope the new guy learns how to pass before he gets benched.â
And that was it. War.
He undercut every play you drew up.
He laughed when you missed a free throw in practice.
He âaccidentallyâ elbowed you in the mouth during a rebound drill hard enough to split your lip.
He started calling you âPrincessâ in front of the freshmen.
You started calling him âSoloâ because he played like the other four guys on the court were scenery.
Every single practice became a personal duel. You set illegal screens on him. He boxed you out like he was trying to put you through the floor. Coach screamed himself hoarse telling you both to âcut the alpha bullshit.â You both pretended to listen and then went right back to trying to destroy each other.
Off the court it was worse.
Heâd blast trap music in the weight room until you yanked his phone cord out of the wall.
Youâd drink the last of the protein shake he left in the fridge and write âPrincess was thirstyâ on the empty jug with Sharpie.
He left a printed-out article about âoverrated point guardsâ taped to your locker.
You replaced his mouthguard with one youâd chewed bubblegum into.
The team started taking bets on who would throw the first real punch.
But underneath the venom was something neither of you ever said out loud: the way your stomach flipped every time his body slammed into yours under the basket, the way his sweat smelled after suicides, the way you both found excuses to stay lateâhim shooting free throws, you running extra laddersâuntil the gym emptied and the lights dimmed to half-court.
Tonight the gym is a tomb.
You lost to State by twelve because Jax ignored your cut and took a contested three with twenty on the shot clock. Coach benched him for the last eight minutes and screamed at you for not âcontrolling your teammate.â As if anyone could control Jax Calder.
Everyone else is gone. Youâre unlacing your shoes with shaking hands, still tasting blood from where your teeth cut the inside of your cheek, when his shadow falls over you.
âNice leadership tonight, Princess,â he says, voice flat and poisonous. âReal captain material, letting the team hang you out to dry.â
You stand up slow. âYou ignored the play. Again. That loss is on you.â
He steps closer, close enough you can see the small scar through his left eyebrow, the one you gave him two weeks ago on a âbox-out.â
âDonât put your weak-ass play-calling on me. Maybe if you could actually fucking finish at the rim I wouldnât have to carry.â
âCarry?â You laugh, sharp. âYou shot four for nineteen, Solo. The only thing you carried tonight was your own ego.â
His jaw flexes. âKeep talking.â
âOr what?â You shove him in the chest, hard. âYou gonna cry to Coach again like last time?â
He shoves you back, palms slamming into your sternum, and suddenly youâre both movingâpushing, grabbing, slamming each other into lockers. Metal dents. A shoulder strap on your bag rips. Your forehead knocks his and the sting is bright, perfect.
Then it changes.
Heâs got you pinned, forearm across your throat, breathing hard through his nose, and you can feel himâhardâagainst your thigh. You hate that your body answers instantly. Hate that he notices. Hate the way his pupils blow wide.
âYou fucking piece of shit,â he rasps, and crashes his mouth into yours.
Itâs not a kiss. Itâs an attack.
Teeth scrape. Lips split. You taste blood and hate and three months of wanting to kill him or climb him, youâre no longer sure which. You bite his lower lip hard enough that he hisses and shoves a thigh between yours, grinding up viciously.
You wrench his practice jersey over his head, nails raking down his back hard enough to leave welts. He yanks yours off and slams you face-first into the lockers, the cold metal shocking against your cheek.
âStill think I canât finish?â he whispers against your ear, already working your shorts down.
You shove back against him, elbow catching his ribs. âProve it, then.â
Thereâs lube in his lockerâheâs had it for weeks, the damn bastardâand he doesnât bother with gentleness. Two slick fingers, a third, stretching you rough and fast while you brace one hand on the bench and curse him out. When he lines up and pushes in, it burns white-hot and perfect.
He sets a brutal pace immediately, hips snapping, one hand fisted in your hair, the other gripping your hip hard enough to bruise. Every thrust shoves you against the lockers, the clang of metal matching the slap of skin.
âFucking take it,â he spat out. âThis what you wanted every time you ran your mouth?â
You reach back, nails digging into his thigh, urging him deeper. âHarder, asshole. Iâve had worse from the training sled.â
He laughsâshort, viciousâand gives you exactly that. The angle shifts, hits just right, and your smart mouth dissolves into a broken groan. He knows it, the bastard, and doubles down until your legs shake and your palms squeak against the metal.
You come first, clenching around him with a snarl thatâs half his name, half a curse. He follows seconds later, buried deep, teeth sinking into your shoulder to muffle the sound.
For ten long seconds the only noise is both of you panting like you just ran suicides.
Then he pulls out, steps back, and the spell cracks.
He grabs his towel, wipes himself off like heâs erasing evidence. Doesnât look at you.
âThis never happened,â he says, voice flat again, already rebuilding the wall.
You lean against the lockers, shorts around your thighs, shoulder bleeding where he bit you. âYeah. Wouldnât want to ruin your perfect record of being a selfish prick.â
He pauses at the door, knuckles white on his bag strap. For one second you think he might say something real.
Then heâs gone.
The locker room smells like sweat, sex, and loathing.
Tomorrow youâll both act like nothing changed.
Youâll still hate him.
Heâll still hate you.
But the war just moved to a different battlefield.
Disclaimer: 100% original characters. Pure fiction. Everyone is 21+.
Note : I wrote this two months ago wow.
enterâ your naughty priest !!
status: edited (but not proofread)
synopsis: your explicit confessions lead to your pretty priest straying from god.
word count: 4k
cw: dead dove: do not eat. porn with no plot, AMAB reader, AMAB char, top!reader, bot!char, mean reader, reader is a pos, reader has a big dick, religious themes, non consensual/heavy dubious consent, semi-public sex, unprotected sex, corruption kink, first time anal sex, spit as lube, creampie, non consensual voyeurism, crying, no aftercare, manipulation, coercion, power imbalance, emotional blackmail, physical resitraint, gaslighting, forced submission.
note: i named dropped so many bible verses for this. everybody, raise your hand if you have religious trauma!! me, me!!
knightâs duty knight au > vallen ( oc ) x bttm prince m reader
Vallenâs eyes were sharper than the sword he wielded, and his voice was as polished as his metallic armour.
âThe princeâs favoritedâ they called him. And they werenât wrong.
On a particularly warm spring evening, Vallen found you slumped against a window peering out to your garden. Your palm pushed against your cheek, and you sighed dramatically enough to draw his attention towards you. He found that amusing, leaning his forearm against his sheathed sword as he slowly approached you. Vallen stopped an inch before you, his eyes drawn to the vast garden before shifting his gaze to the pouty prince on his velvet chairs.
âWhatâs the matter?â He asks.
âItâs too sunny to go outside,â you huff; the sun had never been kind to your skin.
âBut do you want to?â
You nod.
âThen I donât see why not.â Vallen brings up his palm for you to take, smoothing a thumb over your knuckles as he gently leads you to the door connecting to the garden. His heavy armour rattles as he pushes the door open for you, bowing his head slightly as you walk out under the sun. Your eyes twitch and ache as the light practically blinds you, and youâre close to just turning around and walking back inside before something shades you from the harsh rays. Vallen had extended his arm out above your head, using his gold embroidered mantle as a makeshift parasol.
âBetter, my prince?â He coos, his sleek armour glittering under the sunâs refraction. Vallen is quick to point out a bed of roses where one had bloomed before the rest. He curls his arm towards you, guiding you gently to draw your attention to the red flower.
Youâre about to lean down, to pluck the rose from the garden before Vallen flicked his gloved hand against yours, stopping you from doing anything.
âYouâll get your pretty silk pants dirty if you bend,â he scolded, and where he had slapped your hand away, though incredibly gentle, Vallen smoothed his palm over your knuckles as if to soothe any lingering pains. He knelt down himself, harsh, jagged armour meeting the soil with a moist crunch as he pulled the flower out from the ground.
âThank you,â you breathe out, taking the beautiful rose into your fingers, waving it under your nose to catch a sniff of its floral scent.
Vallen stood, his eyes narrowed down to the stem of the rose still earthy with dirt, âWe should go back inside, Iâll handle the rose. You just focus on not having ladybugs crawling down your fingersâ he flicked his finger at the small ladybug now making its way down your wrist, scoffing with a small smile as you jumped.
I feel like such a dog checking my notifications "oh you saw my post? did you like it? did it make you cry? feel seen? laugh? cum? did ya did ya did ya???" bro SHUT UP
knightâs duty knight au > vallen ( oc ) x bttm prince m reader
Vallenâs eyes were sharper than the sword he wielded, and his voice was as polished as his metallic armour.
âThe princeâs favoritedâ they called him. And they werenât wrong.
On a particularly warm spring evening, Vallen found you slumped against a window peering out to your garden. Your palm pushed against your cheek, and you sighed dramatically enough to draw his attention towards you. He found that amusing, leaning his forearm against his sheathed sword as he slowly approached you. Vallen stopped an inch before you, his eyes drawn to the vast garden before shifting his gaze to the pouty prince on his velvet chairs.
âWhatâs the matter?â He asks.
âItâs too sunny to go outside,â you huff; the sun had never been kind to your skin.
âBut do you want to?â
You nod.
âThen I donât see why not.â Vallen brings up his palm for you to take, smoothing a thumb over your knuckles as he gently leads you to the door connecting to the garden. His heavy armour rattles as he pushes the door open for you, bowing his head slightly as you walk out under the sun. Your eyes twitch and ache as the light practically blinds you, and youâre close to just turning around and walking back inside before something shades you from the harsh rays. Vallen had extended his arm out above your head, using his gold embroidered mantle as a makeshift parasol.
âBetter, my prince?â He coos, his sleek armour glittering under the sunâs refraction. Vallen is quick to point out a bed of roses where one had bloomed before the rest. He curls his arm towards you, guiding you gently to draw your attention to the red flower.
Youâre about to lean down, to pluck the rose from the garden before Vallen flicked his gloved hand against yours, stopping you from doing anything.
âYouâll get your pretty silk pants dirty if you bend,â he scolded, and where he had slapped your hand away, though incredibly gentle, Vallen smoothed his palm over your knuckles as if to soothe any lingering pains. He knelt down himself, harsh, jagged armour meeting the soil with a moist crunch as he pulled the flower out from the ground.
âThank you,â you breathe out, taking the beautiful rose into your fingers, waving it under your nose to catch a sniff of its floral scent.
Vallen stood, his eyes narrowed down to the stem of the rose still earthy with dirt, âWe should go back inside, Iâll handle the rose. You just focus on not having ladybugs crawling down your fingersâ he flicked his finger at the small ladybug now making its way down your wrist, scoffing with a small smile as you jumped.
mr. kennedy riding you to unwind â©â§âË
initially, you thought youâd heard leon wrong.
âi was considering having you top⊠think you could do that for me, pretty boy?â heâd whispered in your ear after a messy makeout on the bed.
ât-top? you mean likeâŠ?â
a chuckle. âiâll ride you, beautiful.â
you couldnât say no to him, anyway.