[serendumbity]

[OOC/About]

About Chester:

An Orphan Mage, who uses the forces of fate, probability and entropy to just be a massive pain in the ass about it.

Other Information:

Timezone is GMT / Mun is in the UK

Asks, unprompted interactions and @’s are welcome- Even if we haven’t done anything prior, or are not mutual followers (I do not follow every muse's blog, but that's largely only in order to keep my dash a manageable length.)

Casual / Lighthearted / Serious RP, all welcome, I don’t have a strict preference.

Indie OC and non-VTM character interaction welcome.

Other Blogs

@grandpa-dragon (Your Grandpa! Ancient Tzimisce Koldun)

@beloved-menagerie (Blog for all of Grandpa’s ghouls)

@sulphur-spotted (Loud shouty man, gargoyle)

@hookteeth (Main blog, not a rp blog, will follow from this one)

Closing notes:

[weourselves]

Money is a bad idea for a number of reasons, but it is fun to know that it can create seemingly impossible things. That is to say, someone says something is impossible, but changes their tune if you offer $500. They get really mad when they find out you don't have it, though.

[serendumbity]

this is why you don't let them know you don't have it, and get gone long before they have the chance to find out

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[achillesinhighheels]

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

[weourselves]

Being robbed is a choice

[weourselves]

What we mean by this: when someone tried to rob us today, we simply disguised ourself as our attacker and demanded that he give us his money! He got really upset by this reflection and ran away!

[serendumbity]

okay that's really funny

[weourselves]

We thought so! He didn't even give us his money

[serendumbity]

but you can't put a price on the face he made, i'll bet. can you do that to anyone?

[weourselves]

Being robbed is a choice

[weourselves]

What we mean by this: when someone tried to rob us today, we simply disguised ourself as our attacker and demanded that he give us his money! He got really upset by this reflection and ran away!

[serendumbity]

okay that's really funny

[serendumbity]

i think i need to get back to working on that bridge, after all this

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[serendumbity]

if i arrange this right,

well. i dont know. but usually if it's something that aura creeps around the edge of enough it'll be pretty interesting

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[weourselves]

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

[serendumbity]

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

[weourselves]

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

[serendumbity]

... you want to watch me work?

[weourselves]

Is that not allowed?

[serendumbity]

i just dont normally have an audience is all, its novel

[weourselves]

If you need help with it, we could try. Though you would have to pay us. We could use grocery money. But watching is free :)

[serendumbity]

listen, if you want an audience to follow me around and gawk, i've half a mind to get you to pay me. i dont know what sort of variable that sort of observation is going to do to the process.

but since i dont know what sort of variable that sort of observation is going to do to the process, you might as well come. then i can find out.

[weourselves]

Great!! We can meet you?a

[serendumbity]

yeah, yeah. you can hold my mirror while i set stuff up :)

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[weourselves]

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

[serendumbity]

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

[weourselves]

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

[serendumbity]

... you want to watch me work?

[weourselves]

Is that not allowed?

[serendumbity]

i just dont normally have an audience is all, its novel

[weourselves]

If you need help with it, we could try. Though you would have to pay us. We could use grocery money. But watching is free :)

[serendumbity]

listen, if you want an audience to follow me around and gawk, i've half a mind to get you to pay me. i dont know what sort of variable that sort of observation is going to do to the process.

but since i dont know what sort of variable that sort of observation is going to do to the process, you might as well come. then i can find out.

[serendumbity]

that thing needs a pizza i almost feel sorry for them

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[weourselves]

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

[serendumbity]

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

[weourselves]

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

[serendumbity]

... you want to watch me work?

[weourselves]

Is that not allowed?

[serendumbity]

i just dont normally have an audience is all, its novel

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[weourselves]

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

[serendumbity]

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

[weourselves]

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

[serendumbity]

... you want to watch me work?

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[weourselves]

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

[serendumbity]

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

[weourselves]

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

[serendumbity]

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

[weourselves]

We don't think we understand?

[serendumbity]

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

[serendumbity]

kind for rude. threatening someone like that. its just a mirror i dont show up in and you show up in it fine and im only asking for $20

guess that didnt work

[p0rnomag]

So is it just that mirror self that's gone?

[serendumbity]

yeah i killed that guy that was in there for sure. the reflection me in this mirror, anyhow.

does make you wonder if i could do that to someone else

[p0rnomag]

I meant to ask: is he gone from every mirror? Or just that one?

[serendumbity]

just the one ive been fucking with, and it was a whole process

might see if its repeatable but for now i want to mess with this one some more, right? there's potential