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equalistmako

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

equalistmako

adamsmasher

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my favourite part of queer eye is in the first 10 minutes where they instantly start dragging the guy & invade his home & start wearing random shit they find in the house

setheverman

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

darthstarkiller

constructreese

snoopingasusualisee

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

blackness-by-your-side

Iconic

failbag

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

pettycentral

smatter-deactivated20220909

This might be my favorite post hahaha

pdothamman-deactivated20170513

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

pokemonpostsdaily

alexander

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

consivanqueen

chunkecheeks

back when i was a freshman in high school there was this one art project involving hot wax so we had a huge vat of it outside of the classroom and kids were like sticking stuff in it and playing with pieces so as soon as i saw it i went OOH WAX and literally stuck my entire hand in it

and my teacher SCREAMED and several students yelled out some “oh my god”’s and i realized why as soon as my hand was submerged because that shit was very very hot but i didn’t want to be known as the dumbass who stuck their hand in burning hot wax and suffered an injury so instead of pulling my hand out and screaming i somehow managed to keep a straight face and just went “what?” and my teacher was just like “oh my god… that’s really hot wax, are you okay?” and i was just like “oh? it is? i can’t feel a thing” and just kept my hand in there for like a solid 30 seconds in excruciating pain before pulling it out

that was honestly the most fierce power move i ever pulled

#prob fake but ok

meanplastic

When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)

sneeking

this post put a hex on my future grand children

mandypatinkinofficial

OOOkay folks! Putting some Tasty Latke’s into a Big Old Frying pan. I️ will now proceed to take a Rest, wake me up in five minutes so I️ can flip them over.