Maybe Ur Just A Phase

24. Writer. she/it. Pansexual af.

[rattlesnek]

women and gender get the lifeboats first

[thenarator]

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

[woolay]

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

[angelicguy]

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

[woolay]

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

[angelicguy]

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[justlookatthosesausages]

I want his energy his determination his speed

[profeminist]

“We have a whole new year ahead of us. And wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all be a little more gentle with each other, a little more loving, and have a little more empathy, and maybe, next year at this time we'd like each other a little more.”

― Judy Garland

[pimpa]

I havent seen the oops wrong home comic this year...

Happy Holidays everyone! :-D

[dollmouthh-deactivated20220731]

why do insults turn me on more than compliments do

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[uselesssssssssssssssssssss]

Not sleeping tonight lol

[spokenitalics]

go off king GO THE FUCK OFFFFFFFF

[funnytwittertweets]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ginger-bread-cow]

You’ve heard about gender neutral….

Get ready for

Gender Evil~

[catchymemes]

[s-n-arly]

OMG!  I thought it was going to be a message about perseverance or it never being too late to follow your dreams, but nooooooo.  This is excellent storytelling.

[horse-on-a-porch]

I’m fine. I’m fine I am not at all emotionally wrecked by this.

[animusrox]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

[wormbus-art]

[coughloop]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

[coughloop]

..ive been such a fool

[thyrell]

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[coughloop]

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

[thyrell]

ow what the hell

[woundthatswallows]

people need to get more into journaling and also masturbation i think those are two of the best things you can do for your well being