Baby Cakes

My name is Brandon, and I run this majorly NSFW blog that also contains SFW stuff. I basically post whatever I want. I'm a huge makeup junkie, but don't let my makeup fool you. I love men, makeup, fashion, and snapchat filters. Cis men, Trans men, fem men, nerdy men, short men, thick me, and tall men. I just like men My messages don't work on here for some reason, so feel free to message me on SC and kik: babycakesbrando

[gahdamnpunk]

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel,  eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

[bagofbirds]

lgbt stands for let’s go to bed

[spacefaring-kissboi]

[frikiskrew]

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Witchcraft

[volgeek]

More like Waterbending

[allthezutarafeels]

Better special effects than The Movie That Must Not Be Named™️

[oliverbeastly]

Four years on T vs. Nine years on T.

[barebacktothefuture]

This probably won’t stay up long, but I miss posting these

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[ethrelustful]

we’re all just malfunctioning sims

[babycakesbrando]

Me: it’s time for bed

Brain: binge watch umbrella academy

Me: alrdkssndidkdsjeisn I love my lffysidnebdidmrodnrrkr boy flfiidnelsycdkiddn yes

Brain: now binge watch friends

Me:

[escritordecontos]

Leonel Parraguez

[fuspena]

Leonel Parraguez

[sincerely-mason-deactivated2020]

Oh, hi. 🍑

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melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[ilovemusicalyy]

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[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

[attack0npotato]

This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it

[seashells-and-bookshelves]

My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that I’ve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped saying “what” over and over when I didn’t respond. Now occasionally he’ll ask me “what?” when I said something because he actually didn’t hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways: 

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch. 

Or 

Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote?  Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didn’t hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*

Even if you don’t have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much. 

[old-songs]

I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the “3 second rule”. If i don’t respond in 3s, assume I really didn’t hear you.  Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh

[adhd-informative]

Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didn’t hear a word you just said.

[dathen]

THAT LAST NOTE

PLEASE

I AM BEGGING

[lord-kitschener]

Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.

[yardsards]

what “getting out of the honeymoon phase” should mean: you aren’t joined at the hip anymore and can spend time apart, but you still greatly enjoy eachother’s company and deliberately make time to be together. you’re not just a unit, you’re a matched set (like, you’re susan and bob rather than susanandbob). you start to see eachother’s flaws and don’t put eachother on a pedestal but instead love eachother as human beings, flaws and all.

what it should NOT mean: you barely talk anymore. you feel like two completely different people, tied together by a frayed thread. you’re annoyed by eachother’s flaws and don’t like to be around eachother

[cumaeansibyl]

similarly: “relationships are hard, they take a lot of work” means that cooperation on a daily basis in both the practical and emotional realms takes conscious effort. you can’t coast on those honeymoon feelings forever, and you aren’t psychic, so you have to pay attention and communicate so you can honor each other’s wants and needs.

it should not mean that you’re fighting every two days or walking on eggshells to avoid the anger of an unreasonable partner or breaking your back trying to get the slightest sign of affection or respect from someone who’s checked out and doesn’t care about you.

[agayworthfightingfor]

This is so, so important. Dont keep investing in a relationship thats not giving back. You deserve to be heard, you deserve at the very least communication.

[daydehlus]

Made this handsome boy a little while back but realized that I posted him to IG but not Tumblr. His name is charlie and he lives in my closet

[dontbeanassbutt]

Some day you will face God for the sins you have wrought upon this world. Pray that he is merciful

[babycakesbrando]

This scares the fucking shit right out of me

[thagoodthings]

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

[thagoodthings]

Why the clown sound like that

[mimi-love-deactivated20211230]

^^^ lmfao

[lexinthelexx-deactivated2018011]

Me

[barryelbeardo]

I’ve been searching for this for time!

[babycakesbrando]

I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THIS

[eternallybutthurt]

my valentine’s day look

[slut4lesbians]

@ boys

Don’t ever let anyone convince you that getting your eyebrows done, is strictly feminine, i complimented a 6'4 200 lb football player on his eyebrows before and he replied with “ thanks i just got them done i love how my skin looks really clear afterwards” and we had a discussion on the a importance of eyebrows and some fuckboy sitting by me responded with “ wtf steven you get your eyebrows done? That’s so gay!” And he respond with “ yeah i do , do you have a problem with that?!!” (Note he is a jock who is the tallest boy in my junior class and intimadates most teacher’s with his height ) and right away the fuckboy shut up , and after hearing us talk about eyebrows a couple other boys opened up, and joined in our conversation about how confident they feel after they get their eyebrows done ….. conclusion: fuck gender roles you go boys, you can still be as masculine as you want to be , AND have your brows fleeking and fuck anyone who tells you otherwise!!!

[chekhov]

I’m so high but I don’t think that the person who posted this would be friends with a school quarterback. Is that the joke?

[somecutething]

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[rabiesvaccine-deactivated202203]

reblogging for new years luck!