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anthony birds / 37 / uk / he/him

[bagofbirds]

if a stranger reblogs my posts to make bad jokes I will block them. only my friends are allowed to make bad jokes on my posts

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[deaderthandoubledead]

Got my copy of the KCD2 artbook today and I'm obsessed with this concept art of Istvan wearing his chaperone like a normal hood

Text translation:

"Istvan Toth alias Pista is a Hungarian noble in charge of a division of Sigismund's army. He plunders the Sasau region in KCD1. We showed him as a brutal and unyielding person who stops at nothing. But if we learn of his painful past, we might start to see him in a different light, since it might remind us of Henry's history. Knight Erik tells of his troubled experiences, he was orphaned at a young age and Pista took him under his wing. They're a strange pair full of contrasts. Older Istvan has chosen his path in life long ago, he has blood of innocents on his hands and gold is the cure for all his sorrows. That's why he wears a richly adorned black attire that magnificently yet ominously glows in the light of a flame. Erik still has his entire life in front of him and it's up to him if he lives the same life as his mentor. His white armour nicely contrasts with Pista's black."

[bagofbirds]

i shouldn’t have to drink water. i should be able to absorb it from the atmosphere like a plant

[bagofbirds]

need to go and move my stupid body around for my stupid mental health

[03012003]

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

[secretdazedragon]

dear friends

[empire-of-light]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE • 2.05 THE VAMPIRE LESTAT • 1.07

[artbyblastweave]

How'd I cut back on caffeine? The usual. Diet, discipline. One thing that helped a lot was that I harnessed the void. I tapped into the little incipient void which sits at the heart of every thinking animal, and I fed it. I hatefully nurtured it with every malicious thought, every unkind impulse, every knee-jerk reaction best discarded, and it gorged on these things it metastasized. It swelled past the confines of my heart and fought for space with with my stomach, my liver, my intestines, winning handily, subsuming each in turn, until I was little more than a man-shaped howling wrathful abyss sheathed in taut, paper-thin human hide, wandering through this fallen world in anticipation of whatever fleeting offense finally catalyzes my inevitable rupture and detonation. And now I'm down to two, maybe three cups a day

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[twinktorturer]

pornhub.com/ frail men fainting

pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[bagofbirds]

got to see my husband on my lunch break :) #myhusband

[mrsterlingeverything]

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing