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Dimitri//34//Australia

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[professoroaksboytoy]

Jerk off contest. Location: my mouth

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[dimcas92]

April 2009 > April 2010 > April 2011 > April 2012 > April 2013 > April 2014 A brief history, on the improvement of age.

[dimcas92]

2015

[dimcas92]

April 2016

April 2017

April 2018

April 2019

April 2020

April 2021

April 2022

April 2023

April 2024

April 2025

Its been a hot minute so here is a 10 year update

[benditlikekorra]

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

I'll wonder why my back always hurts, meanwhile

[shanetism]

[uservik]

You'll die out there, young man. You'll walk out that door and be torn to shreds, and then your hell-bound pride will have them come get the rest of us. Yes, they'll come back for all of us, just like this good lady said. Do you want that to happen, people? No! No, no!

The Mist (2007) dir. Frank Darabont

[divinegallery]

two oiled cocks rubbing together send post

[remarkablyretr0]

This post will find the right people

[radicalapollo]

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011]

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[unyanizedcatboys]

[chronicconfusion]

I am loving the notes section

[annimator]

WHAT THE FUCK

[targetedknowledge]

[0v9]

deeply unserious animal

[halondrus]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw