Murder?

Someone feel free to shoot me

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[were--ralph]

You are not unlovable

you are not broken

you are not a failure

your brain chemicals are just messed up. you're doing amazing, don't let the dark thoughts possess you.

[ho3hologram]

Can I curl up on your chest like a kitty cat or do you hate me

[disgustinggf]

i need to get laid. laid to rest

[pjackk]

i'm madly in love with you

Get real

[pjackk]

Do u still want me

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

probably needed a hug. went completely nonverbal and dissociated instead

[ithinkthereforeidread]

— “suddenly it’s december”, margaux paul

[loveridden1999]

[ovur]

Thank god you asked chat gpt, I was worried you'd google it and read through sources yourself

[depsidase]

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[depsidase]

[depsidase]