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[outw4rd]

stick bug i love you stick bug. i mean. normal stick. i love you normal stick

[confusedhostage]

[redstonedust]

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

[sartorialadventure]

Amalie Auguste of Bavaria, Queen of Saxony

^ By Joseph Karl Stieler, 1823

^ With her identical twin sister Elisabeth Ludovika, and younger sister Maximiliane. By Joseph Karl Stieler, 1821

[thefugitivesaint]

John D. Batten (1860-1932), 'Princess Labam', “Indian Fairy Tales” by Joseph Jacobs, 1892

[pmamtraveller]

By Ellen Jareckie

[thefugitivesaint]

Léon Carré (1878-1942), ''Les Parfums et les Fards à Travers les âges'' (Perfumes and Cosmetics Through the Ages) by Octave Uzanne, 1927

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[guerrillatech]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[enchantedbook]

“Her Majesty Led This Strange Orchestra” by Rosina Emmet Sherwood. Originally published in 1888 as an illustration for the children’s magazine Harper’s Young People.

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[hypeboy2006]

[jollityfarm]

my favorite harlan ellison short story

[guerrillatech]

[littlestpersimmon]

Beloved cats I have painted for people lately

[yardsards]

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now