a much more fiendish buffet value!

FULLY IMMERSIVE BLOGGING EXPERIENCE

[iguessthatcuntgettingeaten]

Shove that pussy in my bagina bro

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[teaboot]

Deeply Cursed Fursona

[jollityfarm]

🤢🗨️🗣️

(I lowkey am high and I forgot I reblogged the hater meme so for one beautiful moment I thought you were being sick about something I said, which would be so in the spirit of the original meme and also my blog)

🤢 Tell us a few of your "icks".

The word 'lover,' bubbles of any kinds (spit, soap, gum), 90% of BBQ sauces (almost anything sweet-savory is gross to me), other people's old slightly damp sheets, other people's duvets in general, shiny lipgloss, spit, maraschino cherries, dubstep, late 80s-early 90s fashion, hot weather, piercings, carpeting, 'luxury vinyl flooring.'

🗨️ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?

'Furbaby,' but I think it's the next 'doggo' or 'pupper,' and it can be used to inflict maximal psychic damage on the socially understandable but mentally weak.

🗣️ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it?

"I'm suuuuch an [insert astrological sign] tho" "When you're mean to me, this is who you're mean to [picture of a cute animal]" after like maybe 2024 "Do you condemn Hamas?"

None of these are respect-losers if they're said ironically, of course.

I feel like I'm giving away the secrets to ragebait me... But that's okay. Exposure to the unpleasant inures me 2 it and I'll be unstoppable

[omegaversereloaded]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[milquetoastmilksop]

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

[yuckystinkingtooth]

[jollityfarm]

What’s Making Saturn’s Rings “Disappear” – And Is It Forever? - NASA Space News

Saturn has long captivated astronomers and stargazers with its stunning system of rings. These majestic bands of ice and rock encircling the

smh every celebrity is on ozempic these days

[tonyalmeida]

[starrcrossrose]

I think this is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen

[catcrumb]

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[calugaritsa]

HATER ask game. For the HATERS

🙄 What's an oddly specific pet peeve of yours?

🤢 Tell us a few of your "icks".

🥪 What is your least favorite food(s)?

☔ The most irritating kind of weather for you?

👨‍🎤 Name a celebrity you just have no patience for.

🎭 Name an author/filmmaker/artist etc you consider an overrated hack, or just don't fuck with

👸 Is there a historical figure you have personal beef with?

🧥 A clothing item, fashion trend or "aesthetic" you would rather die than put on your body.

📚 Worst book you've read lately!

🎬 Worst film you've seen lately!

🎧 A song that's been driving you up the wall recently (and not in a good way)!

🗨️ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?

🗣️ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.

🗺️ What is the ugliest (or overall least pleasant) place you've been to?

🚫 If you could eliminate one thing from the world — as if it never existed — what would it be?

🤬 Free space for a random NEGATIVE hot take or anecdote about something that pissed you off! STRIFE & HATRED ON PLANET EARTH 😈🔥🔥

‼️DISCLAIMER: This is NOT meant to encourage bigotry or bullying! It's a silly game about the little things in life that get on our nerves. It's about countering toxic positivity by letting people just be real. It's about how a bit of bitching and moaning in good humour can be genuinely fun and freeing‼️

[jollityfarm]

i hope we win today but i'm not optimistic.

today's basically my default summer day: wake up late, do lab stuff for a few hours (i have a materials science/polymer engineering internship this summer so i'm quantifying goops and optimizing the goop creation process), funny bitch practice in an hour (open mic), run home, get dressed in something crazy, go to the pride event at scarlet, repeat tomorrow

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[frogtonguekiss]

oh the gorgeosity you are supremely divine

[frogtonguekiss]

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

[frogtonguekiss]

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

[frogtonguekiss]

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

[frogtonguekiss]

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

[frogtonguekiss]

god's wife of amun

[frogtonguekiss]

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

[frogtonguekiss]

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

[shoolis]