a much more fiendish buffet value! @jollityfarm - Tumblr Blog

frogtonguekiss

oh the gorgeosity you are supremely divine

frogtonguekiss

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

frogtonguekiss

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

frogtonguekiss

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

frogtonguekiss

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

frogtonguekiss

god's wife of amun

frogtonguekiss

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

frogtonguekiss

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

shoolis

btw the bat thing was based on my lived experience. they're asking $180 for the sickass mune kanji jersey. in what world. there's economy happening

#sox pest #if u usually suck ur merch should be cheap #to dull the pain of u sucking

jollityfarm

and i said, 'polymath'? isn't that what happens in logan square when they're all trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy the week's groceries?

jollityfarm

hack shit

i've been banished to our polycule's trash duties for being boring at jokes

#cries for help

Why are the sox white. Is it because that's the same color as cum.

they sell bats at rate field that say 'I 🖤 CUM'

you can buy one. they're $210 dollars. and they're real

#sox pest #if you hit the christian baby with it that's a whole new set of ethical conundrums

and i said, 'polymath'? isn't that what happens in logan square when they're all trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy the week's groceries?

spin-the-wheel-polls

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

#jack skellington #could be worse. sure. i'm proud of him

baseball posts will be tagged as #sox pest

please block the tag if ur not interested re: baseball

#sox pest

#agony. misery. revulsion.

cybelusreverie

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

innerchildabortionclinic

your cat was an honor to see in the window

crabussy

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

crabussy

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

crabussy

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

crabussy

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

bunjywunjy

Do you know of any arachnids who ventured towards carcinisation?

no because the term "carcinization" was created to describe the tendency for marine decapod crustaceans to convergently evolve crab-like body plans, it was never supposed to be applicable to other animals!

I blame pop science for spreading it around as a funny term that got misunderstood and misapplied basically from that point onward. most other animal groups don't get their own term for this phenomena and carcinization does NOT apply because... these animals aren't evolving into crabs. only decapods do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(decapods are the marine crustacean group with ten legs- true crabs, lobsters, hermit crabs, robber crabs, mantis shrimp, prawns, slipper lobsters, and all of their infinite assorted relatives in the deep blue sea)