a much more fiendish buffet value!

FULLY IMMERSIVE BLOGGING EXPERIENCE

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[calugaritsa]

HATER ask game. For the HATERS

🙄 What's an oddly specific pet peeve of yours?

🤢 Tell us a few of your "icks".

🥪 What is your least favorite food(s)?

☔ The most irritating kind of weather for you?

👨‍🎤 Name a celebrity you just have no patience for.

🎭 Name an author/filmmaker/artist etc you consider an overrated hack, or just don't fuck with

👸 Is there a historical figure you have personal beef with?

🧥 A clothing item, fashion trend or "aesthetic" you would rather die than put on your body.

📚 Worst book you've read lately!

🎬 Worst film you've seen lately!

🎧 A song that's been driving you up the wall recently (and not in a good way)!

🗨️ A word or expression that makes you want to tear your hair out whenever you hear it used?

🗣️ One sentence that would INSTANTLY make you lose respect for the person who said it.

🗺️ What is the ugliest (or overall least pleasant) place you've been to?

🚫 If you could eliminate one thing from the world — as if it never existed — what would it be?

🤬 Free space for a random NEGATIVE hot take or anecdote about something that pissed you off! STRIFE & HATRED ON PLANET EARTH 😈🔥🔥

‼️DISCLAIMER: This is NOT meant to encourage bigotry or bullying! It's a silly game about the little things in life that get on our nerves. It's about countering toxic positivity by letting people just be real. It's about how a bit of bitching and moaning in good humour can be genuinely fun and freeing‼️

[jollityfarm]

i hope we win today but i'm not optimistic.

today's basically my default summer day: wake up late, do lab stuff for a few hours (i have a materials science/polymer engineering internship this summer so i'm quantifying goops and optimizing the goop creation process), funny bitch practice in an hour (open mic), run home, get dressed in something crazy, go to the pride event at scarlet, repeat tomorrow

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[frogtonguekiss]

oh the gorgeosity you are supremely divine

[frogtonguekiss]

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

[frogtonguekiss]

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

[frogtonguekiss]

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

[frogtonguekiss]

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

[frogtonguekiss]

god's wife of amun

[frogtonguekiss]

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

[frogtonguekiss]

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

[shoolis]

[jollityfarm]

btw the bat thing was based on my lived experience. they're asking $180 for the sickass mune kanji jersey. in what world. there's economy happening

[jollityfarm]

and i said, 'polymath'? isn't that what happens in logan square when they're all trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy the week's groceries?

[jollityfarm]

hack shit

i've been banished to our polycule's trash duties for being boring at jokes

[jollityfarm]

Why are the sox white. Is it because that's the same color as cum.

they sell bats at rate field that say 'I 🖤 CUM'

you can buy one. they're $210 dollars. and they're real

[jollityfarm]

and i said, 'polymath'? isn't that what happens in logan square when they're all trying to figure out whose turn it is to buy the week's groceries?

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[jollityfarm]

baseball posts will be tagged as #sox pest

please block the tag if ur not interested re: baseball

[jollityfarm]

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[crabussy]

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

[crabussy]

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

[crabussy]

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

[crabussy]

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

[bunjywunjy]

Do you know of any arachnids who ventured towards carcinisation?

no because the term "carcinization" was created to describe the tendency for marine decapod crustaceans to convergently evolve crab-like body plans, it was never supposed to be applicable to other animals!

I blame pop science for spreading it around as a funny term that got misunderstood and misapplied basically from that point onward. most other animal groups don't get their own term for this phenomena and carcinization does NOT apply because... these animals aren't evolving into crabs. only decapods do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(decapods are the marine crustacean group with ten legs- true crabs, lobsters, hermit crabs, robber crabs, mantis shrimp, prawns, slipper lobsters, and all of their infinite assorted relatives in the deep blue sea)

[laurasinele]

give us back carcinization, bunjy. first warning.

[bunjywunjy]

one more word from you and no dessert tonight