MY LONG, VAN-HALEN OPINION MONOLOGUE where I call them out 👺!
EVERY MEMBER of Van Halen besides Gary (that I know of) and Michael are literally gossipgorls and I don't know how we aren't acknowledging that haha😭 The Sammy vs David and David&Sammy Vs Alex&Eddie will never fail to make me laugh, because at the end of the day, they all mountained a molehill.
BOTH LEAVES were due to egos and irreparable differences, but stubborn Taurus ass Alexander let all of his brewing annoyance get the best of him and started throwing shade in interviews igniting the war, EDWARD AKA Valerie's Husband™ had to back up his big brother while ALSO letting his brewing annoyance get the best of him,
SO SASSY EGOTISTICAL MR. ROTH had to revenge-shade the brothers in the papers when it happened to make it seem like there was more to leavegate out of spite, and didn't shy away from using over the top philosophical riddle language for the papers to pick apart and make speculations out of. He also wanted us to badly believe he was unbothered but I know that's a plain front 💔🤣
Then you've got "I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP SO YOU AIN'T HEARD THIS FROM ME" ass Samuel who's really no different than David, who still TO THIS DAY throws shade and does a mini-tell all whenever he can, and wonders why Alexander won't call him back 🤣🤣🤣
So in short, I love the boys to pieces, but breaking down their behavior, I will not be convinced anyone ganged up on anyone, or that anything was one-sided or anyone was blind-sided.
They allllll had problems and flat out split up for differences, and all lied about that out of personal grudge. Well maybe not lied, but were just so CONVINCED in their own DELUSION of UNBOTHEREDNESS
😩! Beloveds you were ALL very BOTHERED...
There's no "oh he quit randomly" and "oh they kicked me out" . THEY KICKED YOU BOTH OUT AND YOU WERE BOTH FINE WITH IT BECAUSE YOU BOTH WANTED TO QUITTTTTT you all had a collective "You're kicked out/ok fine whatever I wanted to leave anyway" gorlfight, and if blocking existed at the time you all would've petty-blocked each other instead of apologizing and moving on.
The blocks were in this case the split ups.
Alex is definitely one who would block mid argument.
Anyway thanks for reading, I love our messy, scheming dweebs and all their tomfoolery no matter what 👺❤️
#MICHAELANTHONYISTHEREALVICTIM #JUSTICE4MICHAELANTHONY
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