Pantalone

The Regrator

[lordpantalone]

Greetings and salutations!

This is a rp blog just for some leisurely fun. Don’t take it serious! I can be found over on @drpantalone for any other Genshin stuff.

MDNI - user is 18+. I’m open to anons/chars/your own ocs and even yourselves! Suggestive inquiries are fine. NSFW? It’ll depend on him, I suppose!

Bullying, racism, homophobia, etc, will not be tolerated. Any asks of the like will be ignored/deleted.

I’ll try to answer my best IC though some HC may pop in. I am a Dottolone/Panttore enthusiast!

Message or drop a note here if you’ve got any OOC questions you’re unsure of, I’ll try to be quick to answer. You can also drop IC comments below if a character just wants to pop in and say hi! He's already waving up there.

Send him anything! Art, asks, nonsense - he’ll decide if it’s worth his time. I do not belong in any rp community so it's a free for all!

Have fun!

Lord Pantalone will see you now

[lordpantalone]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 BOYFRIENDS CONFIRMED

Sigh. Is everyone quite done with having their fun?

[lordpantalone]

Do you have a fav segment?

They are all precious to me in different ways.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tleZg8ZWok

:)

This is what a heart attack sounds like, right?

[lordpantalone]

Some of the nations have pizza! You don't like pizza?

Only if it's nothing but cheese. Thank goodness I'm not lactose intolerant because cheesy things are such a comfort food.

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Youre so lucky. One boyfieend leaves and you still have many boyfriends left behind.

Hmm. Yes. A harem is a wonderful thing. Keeps me on my toes but they're such wonderful company.

I say all that in jest. The segments are very dear to me but I will always miss the original Zandik. I'm unsure how I feel for some of the older segments, it's difficult to push away tender nostalgia.

[lordpantalone]

you mentioned you had a skin graph. that sounds painful! why did you need it?

Acid attack to the arm. And yes, it was painful - but nowhere near as painful as the acid itself.

[lordpantalone]

So, how DID you talk the good doctor out of using you as a test subject? At least...non-consensually.

The short story of it is I listened while they were testing others, found their soft spot and worked on it. They complained about money issues, how The Rooster wasn't providing enough funding for them to go through with the tests they wanted and needed. I just so happened to speak up while on the examination table about budgets and money and how they could benefit from allocating their Mora differently through the factions.

I mean, I was in my area of expertise, I was a bank clerk before all this. Zandik listened, he was intrigued and I do believe what really allowed me to escape was the mentioning of how unfair the gods were. My disdain for the gods matched with his and before I knew it, I was getting stitched and bandaged up while the scalpel was put away. I was in the Fatui, became Dottore's subordinate and hired for financial reviewer/treasurer in no time. I got here by my own merit and not by the grace of some god. Or batting my lashes at him, like you all seem to think.

[lordpantalone]

I have taken the liberty of submitting my funding request to one of your subordinates, as this one was rather adamant about how you were not to be disturbed at the moment. No matter, I can trust that it will make it into your hands in due time.

That being taken care of, is there anything you'd like me to acquire for you while I'm in Sumeru? I understand from my talks with 35 that you enjoy the cuisine of my homeland. But certain ingredients are rather dulled in flavor when forced to pass through the official trade routes between Sumeru and Snezhnaya, which I need not follow.

Do take care,

- @dottore-45

Dearest 45 (@dottore-45),

I will wait for said request and approve it as soon as I can so you can get on your way. I imagine Sumeru must be lovelier (and hotter) than ever this time of year.

That's very generous of you to offer to bring something back, you need not worry about us back in Snezhnaya while you are tending to yourself. But, since you are asking - surprise me. There's nothing I require but anything brought back from any nation as a gift I would appreciate from any of you. You cannot go wrong with the cuisine. And I do love the fashion, also. I would request you bring back some flowers for 18 (@teenttore) since there are species there he can't get a hold of for his experiments. Seeds, if you think the flowers would not survive the trip. I wouldn't mind a Sumeru Rose, myself.

Be prepared for the immense change in climate, I'm sure you will be right at home.

-Pantalone

[lordpantalone]

Anyone annoy you recently? I've new train skills to test out and I'm not sure where to start in Teyvat... Also you're not safe, this thing works on ice.

Do. Not. Start. Here. Go have some fun on the ice and slopes in Dragonspine. Or better yet, go to Inazuma and 'kickflip' the snake skeleton there.

[lordpantalone]

Have you ever actually considered having children? You tease the other askers about how there might be test tube babies of yours running around, but have you considered it before? Eventually you’ll probably retire or pass, right? Even if it’s far off, do you care much about your legacy and affairs?

Fair question. It isn't necessarily something I have discussed with others but I have asked myself. I think right now I have put my 'paternal' instincts into 8 and sometimes 18 so the mere thought of a child of my own hasn't been a serious one. I have all that I need here when it comes to that. After so many years of work, retirement doesn't seem real and if I have to be honest, I probably will not stop working until my official goals are met - once that is achieved, there will be no need for anyone to continue my legacy. It will be fine as it is without anyone inheriting my life's work if everything goes as planned.

I may have children that I am unaware of, let's be honest. Whether they be from some experiment or some rich man's escapades. Would I necessarily want one to raise as my own? Perhaps it would be nice to give my child a life I couldn't have and watch them actually grow instead of being stuck at one age. Perhaps.

[lordpantalone]

I’m convinced if Dottore actually made a test tube baby of you and him, it would become the most attractive person ever once it grows up. You two are unfairly attractive.

Hmm.. Early morning flattery, I will take it. Who's to say there isn't one out there running around, now?

[lordpantalone]

Do you have easy access to dandelion wine? Isn’t the guy who pretty much has a monopoly over it the one who got banned from Snezhnaya for a three year murder spree? I’m surprised he’d even serve a fatuus, much less a harbinger.

It's ironic, is it not? I never said it was easy access but money does do a lot of talking when it comes to importing. I take dandelion wine as a sort of luxury because of it - besides, why would a harbinger of Snezhnaya walk into said establishment with their identity out in the open. Disguises are entertaining. There are ways to get around it and thankfully the times I have gone, that red haired menace was not around. Just a regular bartender who never knew who I was. It makes the drinking of the wine all the more satisfying.

[lordpantalone]

the doc didnt prescribe what would have gotten that headache to go away faster did he. boo.

And if he did, it's not your business. Hmm? He knows what's best for me, that's why he's the doctor.

[lordpantalone]

Dottore turns into a lizard (maintains higher levels of sentience but incapable of speech), what would you do?

A lizard, you say? Having him in this climate certainly won't do, I imagine he would be better off in the Sumerian Desert. But no, I wouldn't cast him aside like that, he is still my dear doctor as scaly as he would be. I'd obviously set up something for him in my office and my quarters where it would have the proper amenities and such. I imagine he would not be none too happy in such a form and have to eat bugs but that is his own fault for choosing such a body. I suppose I'd provide him fruit, carry him around the palace and to the lab as long as a heat lamp is handy. A little pet Zandik doesn't sound like the worst thing, there would be no more annoying pokes about my lungs.

The whole thing seems comical to me, honestly. I'd have to introduce him to 18's pet.

Naturally, I would try to find a way to bring him back. A lizard body just won't do! How am I supposed to have a partner when he's just skulking around, getting his lizard nose into everything.

[lordpantalone]

What’s your favorite dish from each nation?

I had a whole list written out and technology decided to go and fail me. Unbelievable. Crashing should not be an issue!

Let’s try this again. This may surprise some but I discovered that the simpler dishes I am much more fond of than the luxurious. Anything imported for banquets have been delicious but I personally am partial to the simple taste.

I am a sucker for sweet over spicy so automatically Mondstats Sweet Madame is a top pick. Millhaven’s Morning Plate is the perfect breakfast for a busy day and of course you have to try the Dandelion Wine.

Liyue is all about shrimp for me. Crystal Shrimp, Golden Shrimp Balls, all of it. I enjoy the Jade Parcels, as well.

Inazuma’s Dango milk and tricolor Dangos are a sweet treat. I also like the Sashimi Platter and Udon noodles.

Fontaine is everything pastry. I can not simply choose one dessert, they are all heavenly.

Sumeru has amazing comfort food. 35 has made me Masala Cheese Balls and Pita Pockets many times and it’s so homey and satisfying. Padisarah Pudding for dessert

All I want from Natlan are their Tatacos. They’re absolutely huge and delightful along with a Gentle Sea Breeze to wash it down.

Nod Krai’s birch steamed pork ribs are divine and tender and you can’t leave without a sugar sculpture or krumkake

Did I skip anyone? Snezhnaya is just easy. Borscht and pierogis. Some love our fire water but admittedly I do prefer wine.

Now my stomach is grumbling.

[dottore-45]

Dearest 45,

I give in. I surrender. I've been suffering with this dastardly migraine now for three whole days and it has shown no sign of letting up. I was hesitant to bother you and the other segments but my vision/work has been suffering for it and pain killers have done nothing but dull the ache for an hour or so. Sleep is also avoiding me. Is there anything that the wonderful mind of you and the segments could come up with to help? Currently trying the cold cloth to the eyes and head.

This may be the end for me, good doctor.

- @lordpantalone

Pantalone,

I would suggest you make your way down to the lab so I or one of the others, if necessary, may further assess your condition. 35 has also recently developed a new painkiller for you, so we could provide you with those should you wish. Additionally, 25 has a sensory deprivation room or two in his section of the lab that could easily be made more comfortable for you as well. Do not attempt to bring any of your work down with you, or I will take it from you. If you are somehow "too busy" to make your way here, then please keep me informed on your condition and let me know if you begin to experience fever, nausea, vomiting, weakness, increased fatigue, sensitivity to sensory input, or anything of the like.

Do remember to take care of yourself,

- Segment 45

[lordpantalone]

I knew I could count on all of you but it seems I can never get away from coming to that lab of yours. I may as well rent a bed there.

I will come by empty handed as you wish, there's only so much disobedience I can give you before you really start to chide me. Perhaps we can get all of that busy work of a check up done all at once so I don't have to return for such nonsensical things. I know the irony of it, I had only just stated I was healthy as a horse yet here I am.

At the very most, could you send a segment to come fetch me. I'm terribly dizzy, I've been reading in dim light and nausea already set in earlier. I'm mostly fretting over my vision, if I have to be honest.

Thank you, my dear.