✨Van Whorelen✨

21. 🇰🇷🇯🇲 she/her. studying general surgery. mayor of vanhalenville, state of alexanderopolis🗿

[keefsteef]

THEE INTRO

Well shit, I'm a Van Halen blog.

But OKAY ENOUGH OF THE TONGUE-IN-CHEEKNESS 🤣☠️. Hello, I'm Rae. You 55% may have first followed me for a different band back in my e-xploration days where I blogged about every band that assaulted me on Pinterest, and I assume the other percent followed for Van Halen. Or you just sort of e-liked me... I'll take whatever 🤩😩.

Anyway, I'm your local neighbor that chases you to come show you something cool I saw in a magazine. I'm extremelyyyy e-social, I know that has a tendency to come off overwhelming, but I always mean well haha. I'm cool with anyone that's cool with me.

I'm a medical student, I cook, convince myself I'm Beyonce as I wail in front of the mirror, and generally I just love life. I love experiencing and learning things. I tend to approach life with the idea that it's all a personally curated joke meant for me to chuckle at, but I do have serious sides.

🤣🤣🤣.

But 😩, to wrap up the long overdue intro, I'm a classic rock blog, centered mostly around Van Halen. I love heeing and hawing about them, so don't just gaze longingly at my askbox...SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND!

🤩❤️❤️❤️❤️.

[keefsteef]

@blckvenuz @stonedsoul @charliesmydarling @crosseyedheartt @harlequinhovers never forget that there's really another teddy long stan out there somewhere that made this edit

[raeyeon]

GRACE BUMBRY - The first Black woman to play the role of Bizet's "Carmen" at the Metropolitan Opera (1967)

Grace singing "Carmen: Près des remparts de Séville" (1969).

[keefsteef]

Happy birthday EDDLEWART, you smelly guitar wizard 👺❤️ we miss you.

[keefsteef]

@doctapuella THE BALD ALEXANDER LOOK-ALIKE FOR THE TOUR?!?!?! THIS IS GETTING O U T OF H A N D 😭‼️

Samuel that's ENOUGH 👺

[keefsteef]

HELLO VANHALENVILLE ‼️ HAPPY 2025

I know I keep spinning fables about coming back and getting back into the shenanigans, but my humble excuse is that life has just been kicking my ass 😂 I'm so busy. BUT, it won't be long before I come back. I've been keeping close tabs on some of the drama, and I can't WAIT TO PICK IT APART

[keefsteef]

PHILIP LYNOTT ‼️

my gifs; reblog if you use

[keefsteef]

HELLO VANHALENVILLE, I am a few hundred words away from finishing my book commentary, I broke it into two segments 🤣💅🏽🤣💅🏽 I am soooo excited to start the discussion on it, so if life doesn't SNATCH ME AWAY AGAIN, expect that soon.

[keefsteef]

ITS GOING TO BE THE 22nd ON TUESDAY 😭😭😭😭

I'm delusionally hoping the mail in my area will deliver it a day early 😂😂😂😆😆😆

It feels like it's been 80 yrs since the book was first announced but also no time at all 😭😭😭

I FINISHED THE EBOOK LIKE A CHEESECAKE ‼️😩 IM ABOUT TO READ IT A SECOND TIME so I can start my long e-commentary. ENJOY IT XOXO, I definitely caught a good amount of shade in there, but it was tasteful shade and overall a beautiful book

[keefsteef]

I HUMBLY E-POLOGIZE for the delay on the alexander x rolling stone interview blog-coverage, I've been so busy and haven't had the time to sit down and type out all my thoughts. I'm about halfway done though 🤣💅🏽

PLUS, I'M MENTALLY GEARING UP FOR THE BOOK ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ we're going to have so much to chat about 😭

[keefsteef]

AWWWWW

[keefsteef]

OH BUDDY OH BOY, ALEXANDEROPOLS IS FINALLY WINNING

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[keefsteef]

happy belated birthday Samuel HagarEYOUEVERGONNACALLMEBACKALEX?

WE LOVE YEW 🙄♥️

[keefsteef]

ALEXANDER DID AN INTERVIEW ON ROLLING STONE!! did I subscribe to get past the pay wall, no 😂🤣😂🤣. Did I watch someone's YouTube stream of it and read it there? DAMN SKIPPY 😂🤣😂🤣💅🏽

I WILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT IT and giving my professional totally-serious commentary as per usual, stay e-tuned 📻🎙

[keefsteef]

@underwoodinc @extra-trash77 @doctapuella @hysterionic WE'RE NEARING THE BOOK RELEASE ‼️😩‼️😩‼️😩‼️😩‼️😩🎊🤩💅🏽

[keefsteef]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY diamond david hottie gigolo tarzan master-podcaster whoever whatever Lee Roth 🤣🎊🤣🎊🤣🎊🤣🎊♥️

WE LOVE YOU ! (emphasis on YOU, not your fashion ‼️ the jeans and sweater are a win though, I'll admit that 🙄✨️)

[keefsteef]

omg a beautiful man 😩 I will throw myself into alligator infested waters 💔