Baby Laughter and Retarded Seals

Thank you for brigthening my day.

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

@john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty your Facebook viral screenshot is making the rounds again!

[roninart-tactical]

Santa don’t play!

[tall-kiwi-nerd]

Everyone hates pedos and rapists

[asteri-desmevetai-deactivated20]

ahhhh good ol holiday cheer :) Santa please snipe them

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

All you need to know about the main pov characters of asoiaf

[lesbianshepard]

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

[theproblematicblogger]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

[hummingirls]

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

[liberaleffects]

[babylaughterandretardedseals]

Brett Knave can go jump in the sea

[grantcary]

Blazing Saddles [1974]

[joshuallyman]

West Wing meets Parks and Recreation. 

[okay-see-you]

[wolfwars]

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this is the type of ENERGY all Black men in the entertainment industry should be on. He really got that interviewer together.

[elleroitheartist]

That’s right. Tell em who your mama is.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

him and her are identical too!

[gahdamnpunk]

Louder for the people in the back

[ithelpstodream]

[drownedinlight]

I think I’ll also leave this reddit thread here of a guy who kept the baby even when the woman made it clear that she would not be involved and would have preferred to get an abortion. I feel like they’re related. 

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[rotfae]

me, visibly crying tears of joy and love: holy shit

[ancient-soul]

now every man who makes a show set in some historic or fantasy-historic time period now has to have incredibly jacked actresses, for “historical realism”

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[gaylacticcat]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine + text posts (1/?)