Kitten Court

Cat Girl Shit

[ericism]

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

[themainspoon]

Here’s the explanation:

[zwod]

he's FIFTY ONE YEARS OF AGE

[spriggan675]

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

[spriggan675]

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

[orteil42]

i may just be french but do americans really not get paid summer vacations? you don't go to the beach with your kids? "There is no federal or state statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays" am i reading this right? like i'm not trying to rub anyone's face in it but you're just stuck in the rat race year-round until you're old and that's normal and accepted??? in the 21st century???

[coffee-and-manslaughter]

I can't fucking believe we live like this

[jv]

That map is kind of misleading. At least in the case of Spain, but I suspect mostly everywhere else too: you see, here you get 22 mandatory vacation days, yeah, but those are just the ones you get to choose the dates for. Then, you have another 14 days per year of mandatory public holidays. So the minimum number of paid off days is 36 per year, not 22.

If I'm not wrong, the US is the only country in the world with no legally mandated public holidays.

[headspace-hotel]

This makes it seem all the more evil and insidious that the usa tries so hard to infect the world with our version of capitalism...

[babymate]

Fuck, ouch. Like I know the USA sucks but sometimes it's like a sucker punch to the gut that in turn makes you sick.

[babymate]

I shrimp

I have learned that people call it shrimping when you curl in the horrid, back killing gamer position! I am shrimp! All hail shrimp!!

[babymate]

Ahh, I loved mixing the hair dyes! Just look how good it is!!

[babymate]

I think I have an obsession ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

[babymate]

Where does it all fit???

Bones gone, it's all just mucus. Sick? No problem, we'll just melt the brain a bit to fit all this MUCUS!!

[babymate]

This is what Green Lantern's dick looks like

[rallazarthemagnificent]

Riddler headcanon (because this man canonically can't sit in chairs properly and is neurodivergent) is that his "comfortable" sitting position consists of perching himself like this:

And after I came to that conclusion, I felt the need to draw it. But before I did, I saw this post:

So naturally I combined them into this helldrawing‼️

Hope you appreciate this and also after I made this I realized he just looks like this:

Wonderful

[babymate]

I feel called out. Like, not because of the Riddler but like

What is that?? What is my neck??? This is why I have been called snailing ;-;

[babymate]

I would give my organs out

Hella tempted to just offer my organs to strangers. But I don't even think my donor is gonna count when I get to that stage. They're gonna take my body, look at it and go, "Oh. No. No no. We don't want this."

[cosmocatte-deactivated20250707]

Slight ""redesign"" of Amethyst.

I just wanted to make her look more catlike.

[babymate]

Amethyst really does seem like a cat. Playful, slightly rude and doing things that seem impossible. Bro, how the hell did you make your room have stacks????

[ashersmut]

If you don't believe in clothing on Jack Frost, it should just disappear right off of him, right?

Full uncensored version on Patreon and Fansly!

[babymate]

Ah hell yeh

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[babymate]

HHAHHAHAHA, anally inclined Bulbasaur

[catchymemes]

[babymate]

Yep ;-;