Bach it up

My name is Zoe. I sing, shitpost, and laugh at memes.

[thebootydiaries]

me: *put two rocks next to each other* fall in love

[thecommonchick]

PREACH! 🙏

[swordlesbianopinions]

petition to give carly rae jepsen a sword

i like her and think she should have one

[theshitneyspears]

in 20gayteen we are fulfilling ALL prophecies

[the-sapphic-raven]

Shes probably committing crimes right now

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Who is?

[the-sapphic-raven]

What are you, a cop? piss off

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[mcavoy]

so staff will not work on the terrible porn bot problem but instead randomly delete people over photographs they’ve edited? i really hate this fucking website

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[thisgoldendream-deactivated2023]

[alfea]

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

[gaggotry-remade]

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

[mamawardentotherescue]

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

[wren-likethe-bird]

the guy who reportedly fucked with the kid who had both the power of God and anime on his side

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[ithelpstodream]

[the1movement]

Wild

[nonamphibious]

talking to other queer ppl like

[medusabraids]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[africanson-blog]

whenever im trying to do anything

[nepofledgling]

anakin, a traumatised child with obvious mental health issues that no one’s adressing or trying to help him with: shows signs of maybe not being in the best place mentally

the jedi:

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[afrohoopz-deactivated20170811]

My heart

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

😫❤️😫❤️😫❤️😫❤️

[chefjessypooh]

#BabyFever

[eclecticblkgirl]

Y'all trying to get me to have a baby, it won’t work