[sobeitjayt]

Vicks really be openin a nigga whole mind up when you have a cold

[sobeitjayt]

i took a wiff that bih had my whole 3rd eye open nshit im extra woke right now and the white man is the devil

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[back-flippin]

i pulled out my chair to eat and my cat just

[bastille]

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[anguishboy]

A yawn is just a boneless cough

[no-chill-at-all]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

Ha🅱️y 🅱️irtdoy

[harryedward]

she is two years old

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[localstarboy]

[sexwitsockson]

heavin

[sugarmoonaki]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[diet-soda]

Hwoe daretst thiou

[onlytwitterpics]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

[scarygoodfanfics-deactivated201]

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

[lonewolf7130]

Just the Rock blessing your feed

[calculatedmadness]

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.