Head Empty, Only BS

29/US -busy, cluttered, flighty mind who loves the ocean and stories, fictional or otherwise. Been here 10+ years and only God knows why. Feel free to talk to me about anything, I love learning new things. (bigots of any kind fuck off.)

[essenceofwlw]

cassie mckay | text posts pt. 4

more textposts

[detective-jane-rizzoli]

⤷ Sasha Alexander as Maura Isles in Rizzoli & Isles, S05E05

[puppiegracie]

glancing around to make sure nobody sees her doing something sweet and mistakes her for a kind-hearted girl instead of an evil bitch

[puppiegracie]

nosiest duo ever in the world

[alhashimine]

butch mckay canon in s3… universe if you can hear me

[hucklenberries]

this is so silly but [that trend on tiktok] fits them so much and i just really love them :(

[oph-lia]

Different from my usual style but I had limited time and was bored out of my mind

[cassiemckaysgoldchain]

[soapyspurnell]

happy fourth of july to them and them only btw

[lost-in-a-nebula]

she's thinking engineering thoughts, you wouldn't understand

[artyapplebee]

I am normal btw. about her

[smoky-solitude]

I made this for a thing and totally forgot to post it when I posted the thing.

[spankerella]

@ abbots.good.leg

[lislemons]

the pitt characters as posts that reminded me of them part 6

[moonriselabyrinth]

some might say it’s his hobby

[acebender]

and from Cooldown, Sam's T-shirt! Whitney Moore from when she did Birdemic!

[apfelkernchen]

(Team-building event at the aquarium.)

Dana: Hey, Robby. It says here that clownfish live in a strict hierarchy with a female in charge.

Robby: Okay...

Dana: Does that sound familiar?

Robby: ...

Dana: And if the female dies, the strongest male changes sex and becomes the new female in charge.

Robby: Okay...

Dana: You'll make a beautiful woman. (Pause.) Shame I won't live long enough to see it.

(Jacks head snaps up.)

Jack: You mean I'll make a beautiful woman.

(Jack turns to the rest of the group.)

Jack: And you'll all be my bitches.

(Robby stares at him.)

(Dana stares at him.)

Guide: ...Anyway.