the final bastion thereof

hockey sideblog. washington capitals and select others. nicklas backstrom is my father and he will one day snap and kill us all. marcus johansson deserved better.

[hey-howsitgoin]

So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.

A hole in my jeans?

Hmm? What's this?

A Patchypus?

REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!

[scorevechkin]

LET’S GOOO!!!!

[gwenboucharddidnothingwrong]

this feels like an april fools…

[dark-and-kawaii]

Doodle Haarlep

[stal-ka]

he is a farmer too

[piendish]

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

[piendish]

I nemeed meddysine

[piendish]

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

[berrybreadd]

be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick

[piendish]

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

[piendish]

Hourhhfbf

[zkyeline]

Is this kind of joke still relevant

[l3irdl3rain]

[nicklas-snackstrom]

just putting it out there, i miss nicklas backstrom more than anything

[miera-mountains]

lmaooooo

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[caramelalmonnd]

just realized that by transitioning from a hockey blog directly to an anime blog that i now have an audience who's never even HEARD of lickgate. hang on to your seats everyone i'm about to confuse you greatly

[caramelalmonnd]

[bhaalrespawn]

the way these two make me unwell is unmatched

[macabresymphonies]

the best part of TMAGP 6 is when Needles said "IT'S NEEDLIN' TIME!" and needled all over this guy

[badlydrawntma]

Their dynamic is endlessly funny to me. Imagine you're trying so hard to be taken seriously but this one girl canNOT stop coping with her creepy job and how boring it is by just being unabashedly silly all the time, and she KNOWS it pisses you off and does it anyway.

[cyclochila]

colin battling the gay poeple in the puter

[iris-of-the-reblog]

hello, tumblr. how are we feeling during the first tmagp thursday?

based on this meme made by @mariorsomething!!! wanna give credit where it's due!!

image id by @rq-described because people requested one to be in the original post!

[ID: A screenshot of the logo of The Magnus Protocol podcast, except the words have been replaced with "Here We Fucking Go Again." End ID]