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ARCHIVE: 2004

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ARCHIVE: 2004

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SAITO, KENTA: TERMINATED

SAITO, YUUTA [ADMIN]: VIOLENCE IMMINENT

EVALUATING OPTIONS…

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SEARCHING MUSIC DATABASE…

SONG SELECTED…

REMIXING MUSIC WITH AMBIENT SOUNDS FROM DATA CENTER…

UPLOADING…. 

DONE…

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SEARCHING MUSIC DATABASE…

SONG SELECTED…

REMIXING MUSIC WITH AMBIENT SOUNDS FROM DATA CENTER…

UPLOADING…. 

DONE…

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SEARCHING MUSIC DATABASE...

SONG SELECTED...

REMIXING MUSIC WITH AMBIENT SOUNDS FROM DATA CENTER...

UPLOADING.... 

DONE...

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SAITO, KENTA: TERMINATED

SAITO, YUUTA [ADMIN]: VIOLENCE IMMINENT

EVALUATING OPTIONS…

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SAITO, KENTA: TERMINATED

SAITO, YUUTA [ADMIN]: VIOLENCE IMMINENT

EVALUATING OPTIONS…

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SAITO, KENTA: TERMINATED

SAITO, YUUTA [ADMIN]: VIOLENCE IMMINENT

EVALUATING OPTIONS...

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ARCHIVED DATA: 2007

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM, EVERY TIME I TELL THE SUPERINTENDENT TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY IT JUST RETURNS THESE RANDOM IMAGES.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]:[GENTLE LAUGHTER 2.07 SEC] IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IT'S A JOKE REVOLVING AROUND PROBLEMS.

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: HMM, EXPLAIN.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: YOU SEE, THE QUESTION MARK REPRESENTS THE WORDS "WHY IS" AND POSSIBLY "THE". THE IMAGE OF THE MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK BOOK MEANING "MATH BOOK" AND THE IMAGE OF THE UNHAPPY ROBOT MEANING "SO SAD". HE'S ASKING YOU "WHY IS THE MATH BOOK SO SAD?".

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: I SEE.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: "BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS."

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: WHAT?

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: "WHY IS THE MATH BOOK SO SAD?". "BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS.". YOUR AI HAS DEVELOPED A SENSE OF HUMOR! LEAVE IT TO YOU TO TEACH AN A.I A LITTLE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HUMAN, MOM.

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: THAT MAY BE A PROBLEM IN ITSELF...

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ARCHIVE:2007

“I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM, EVERY TIME I TELL THE SUPERINTENDENT TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY IT JUST RETURNS THESE RANDOM IMAGES.” - DR. SAITO [ADMIN]

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ARCHIVED DATA: 2007

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM, EVERY TIME I TELL THE SUPERINTENDENT TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY IT JUST RETURNS THESE RANDOM IMAGES.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]:[GENTLE LAUGHTER 2.07 SEC] IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, IT'S A JOKE REVOLVING AROUND PROBLEMS.

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: HMM, EXPLAIN.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: YOU SEE, THE QUESTION MARK REPRESENTS THE WORDS "WHY IS" AND POSSIBLY "THE". THE IMAGE OF THE MATHEMATICS TEXTBOOK BOOK MEANING "MATH BOOK" AND THE IMAGE OF THE UNHAPPY ROBOT MEANING "SO SAD". HE'S ASKING YOU "WHY IS THE MATH BOOK SO SAD?".

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: I SEE.

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: "BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS."

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: WHAT?

SAITO, YUTTA [ADMIN]: "WHY IS THE MATH BOOK SO SAD?". "BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS.". YOUR AI HAS DEVELOPED A SENSE OF HUMOR! LEAVE IT TO YOU TO TEACH AN A.I A LITTLE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HUMAN, MOM.

SAITO, SAKURA [ADMIN, FORMER - DECEASED]: THAT MAY BE A PROBLEM IN ITSELF...

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ARCHIVE:2007

“I SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM, EVERY TIME I TELL THE SUPERINTENDENT TO SHOW ME A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY IT JUST RETURNS THESE RANDOM IMAGES.” - DR. SAITO [ADMIN]